Lets build a story Sup Forums

Lets build a story Sup Forums
I will start.

>I awake in my bed, another normal day, but wait...

>there's more!

i saw something strange hanging on my wall

>Suddenly the clown shit on my birthday cake

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But it wasn't a clown, it was me, Dio!

Or so I suspected, I had to taste it to be sure

>After tasting it,

I felt the strangest sensation in my belly...

Suddenly a fucking alien pops out of my stomach screaming.

Then I wake back up in my bed with the strange feeling that my life leading up to this point was a build a story thread that some retarded user ruined by making it climax too quickly and not allowing any suspense to build so someone had to reset the beginning by making me have this incredibly contrived dream and wake back up in my bed

Suddenly a huge fucking...

Only then did I realize...

>I left the cat in the washing machine

because I was horny

>I go to the washing machine to retrieve my cat, but only to find...

>I do not own a washing machine, or a cat

>What i found myself staring at was something unfathomable it was

a mirror

And then my peeped started to get hard

i'm a girl btw

but not that kinda girl, a grill-l

do you have fucking autism