/tennis/

miami

nadal soon :)

first for dfw is a hack

post the keber porno lad

How soon?

post what?

>soon
not soon enough reeeee
more than one hour to go, at least. it immediately follows the Venus Williams match

I know I go to hell for this.

that stupid collage of kerbe and the hideous pornstar that looks slightly like her

tig total potato face

post it

i don't have it. i would never save such a thing

Women should play just one set desu

5 sets lad. make them earn that equal pay

nah should be 2 full sets and third set is tiebreaker

Thanks for not sperging out Hans

Men too. Tennis gets boring really quickly.

andy roddick's last name is a conjunctuon of two slang words for penis :--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------D

This!

>pornstar that looks slightly like her
Now you got me excited!

Also someone post a link to the website that finds you pornstar look alikes.

faggot i can tell by your prose that you are the one who created that retarder kerber collage. kys yourself

anybody here?

yeah we waiting for the kerber porn

Miami is so shit lmao
so many stars dropping out

if wawrinka doesn't win this, I'll cry

Nice active thread faggot

last hundred posts in the last thread were also slow tho desu

we're all waiting for soon™

Not really. I'm the /bundes/ poster btw

is mario playing soon?

arruabarrena's outfit is boner inducing

who?

pics?

Has there ever been a tennis player that was really good with both hands so they could just hit forehands only without ever having to hit a backhand?

no

Why don't they do that? Why not try training somebody from like the age of 2 and then by the time they're 18 they'll be good with both?

there's some but they don't win anything. because well the weaker hand will be even weaker.

think that's not a viable strategy. they'd lose a lot of time switching hands and switching grips between the shots as they run around the court trying to position themselves for the next shot
Rafa used to hit two-handed forehands and two-handed backhands when he was younger. that's kind of close to what you're talking about. Toni told him to ditch it and it worked out pretty well for him
I'm sure there are people who do what you've described but none of them have been good enough for us to have heard of them

thank you based Venus

He fat and ded

F A B I O
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FAGNINI

>MFW FABIO WINS MIAMI

Fabio with the win over Chardy after pulling out all the the dirty tricks known in the tennis world.

a couple of net cords. hardly his fault

Why do you write so formally?

I like it

*it.

I'm not talking about that, man. I'm talking about the artificial MTO he created in the 2nd set after hitting his racquet and some other random physio breaks to receive some massages to his forehand.

What a shit OP. I'm out.

oh okay, I wouldn't know. I just watched the 3rd set

ikr. it's not even funny either

ZEIT FUER RAFA

dont leave me baby

Just my style, man. Didnt know it was that notoriously formal.

Probably has to do that I post here as a way to practice my english aswell, that's why I try to write as good as possible most of the time.

ITS RAFA TIME BITCHES
THE TRUE GOAT

write as well as possible*

(not meant to be a dickhead but to improve your english)

Kolschreiber is the blandest player on tour.

*English

no u

Thanks, man.

tfw too smart for my own language

Tell me one notable feature in his game.

>tfw 2 smart 4 rulez

no,but not because i cant.

He has a 1hbh backhand. That's always nice to watch.

>Carlos Bernardes

>michael taylor

>the literal goat (Nadal) playing
>tennis channel shows arruabarrena x keys instead

JUSTO

>Rafael Nadal

One of the few umpires that doesn't give in to Rafa's antics.

As much as I like him, I also can't stand his lengthy pre-serve routines. I don't mind him picking his butt or all the other shit he does because of his OCD, I'd just appreciate it that he did them quicker.

Do you think Djokovic will win a slam this year?

How many ATP 250 will Nadal win when he's 3500 years old like Federer?

hahaha what the fuck is that face

HOL UP
*scratches ass and wipes his fingers on his face*

Gluten full Djoker

Fuck, I should have put some money on kohl.

nadal should retire desu imo
full just mode at this point

bagel incoming

why the fuck is Kohlschreiber returning so well?

nadal's serve is shit

sick of faggots talking shit abt him

I didn't stay up for this

...

Nadal is kaput

JUST GIVE THE TROPHY TO FEDERER

...

idk why he doesn't switch racquets or something

Describe Nadal's current playstyle in five words or less.

Oh, god. This is looking so bad.

just fuck my shit up

TOP FUCKING KEK

J U S T

just bagel me up senpai

Is Kohlschreiber copying Federer's open-winged backhand return stance?

literally just just

>mfw rafa gets bageled

>the "big" four

You have to options. Hit to the court or to the net.
Nadal hits the balls to the sky.

haha nice meme :)

literally bagel'd

explain yourselves nadalfans

>kohlschy humiliates nadal's positioning on return of serve by hitting it perfectly dtl
>bagels him

too good

>bagel'd

topkek

>the city of spain

>nadal
I feel bad for you Dubaibro.