Planning a trip to Thailand for some sexy time, planning on traveling myself, any anons been there? Share your stories...

Planning a trip to Thailand for some sexy time, planning on traveling myself, any anons been there? Share your stories, greentext preferred

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Damn brother. I got a story for you. Had a few days in BKK without my gf. Did plan to honest, but I spent every night with a hooker. Something was going on btwn us, damn near fell for that girl. Almost started seeing a future btwn us.
I greentexted it a couple months back. Its fucking long though. 8 or 9 posts. If the threads still up in 20 mins I might post it again.

Yup I'm from east coast so 20 hour plane ride with stop in Shanghai.
Get a place that allows to to bring girls back (not all of them do)
Go to Nana Plaza almost every night, drinking, having whores sit on my lap grab and fondle them almost anywhere they don't care.
Bring them back to my place, they have to leave ID at main desk and dont get it back until they know I havent been robbed
Basically banged a different whore every night or 10 days straight.

Have u been b4? How long u going? On your own or with friends

Sapphire club looks good. Try not to fall out a window of a high rise building. Seems to happen a lot to farang.

bangkok112 on jewtube has some useful advice as does deadfarang follow there advice and you wont go far wrong

i did had a great time

>Went to Spellbound most nights as I found they were the best value. Too bad it closed.

>Nana Plaza in BKK

30+ bars all in one complex, with only 5 or 6 having transvestites, all the rest were girls only. (real girls none of them hide the fact)

>My trick was telling all the girls that they were probably a guy, that way they let you put your hand down their pants to check out pussy

Just behave. Don't do anything stupid. Take precautions. Treat the girls with some respect. Have fun. Enjoy

I'm planning taking such a trip myself i just can't decide if i wanna try in the Philippines, since i have relatives there it would be cheaper to live there, i just don't know if it lives up to what you can get in Thailand.

>Girls in Thailand are prettier, but more expensive

Yeah, i don't remember girls in php to be pretty either, but then again, i haven't tried the manila night life so i dunno if they look better there than the average Pinays

>Also not all girls in Thailand speak English, but everyone does in Philippines

Were you in Angeles City? That would be the place to go

Since i had relatives there i would visit with my parents. Haven,t been there since i was 17ish so haven't tried that whole "aspect" of the country.

I just don't remember seeing many/any attractive women the times i have been there, so i'm wondering that is different if you go to bars/clubs in the big cities or if i'm better off in Thailand

Angeles cites was awesome! Fuck two chicks on the daily. The hotels there are super cheap and they call your room when the hoe gets to the lobby, to make sure it's OK for her to leave

Ever shat in a Thai girl's mouth?

Remember the prices in Angeles?
for girls and hotel.

They will lick your ass, but only a degenerate would get off on shitting and no they won't do that.

will they tonguefuck the ass?

I’m planning on going alone, and idk for how long...sounds like such a great time, do they have European women there too??

I heard there are a lor of Russian women

it's a trap.

Some will. Most times if you take a girl back to your place you shower together first

1 & 4 look like men

they're all men

Been going to Pattaya for a few years now. Been caught out with cock instead of cunt only once (I was fucken shitfaced), otherwise pretty good experience and cheap as fuck.

Do they do ass to mouth?

For a nice hotel $60 per night. For a girl at the bar $40 for 12 hours. You can bring her back to your room and fuck her the whole 12hrs. Or go around the other bars then go back and fuck. The wild orchid was the hotel I stayed in. They even pick you up from the airport in manila

I wonder if thailand is the spawnpoint for traps then

>Do they do ass to mouth?
Why the fuck would you or they want to?

Even on the porn films I'm pretty sure that's just slick editing.

Please try to differentiate between real life and a porn film. Pretty essential to living in the real world rather than some basement dwelling VR world.

I didn't find any that would do anal.

I fucked this chick in the video and she told me she doesn't do anal but video says she does so I guess depends on how much you want to spend

xvideos.com/video11670017/asian_ass_fuck_mavis_anal

What will you tell the Customs Officer when ask the purpose of your trip?

He doesn't ask

You do know that technically prostitution in Thailand is illegal and run almost exclusively by gangs and the mafia right?

In Pattaya you're paying about 1000 Baht ($30) for short time, longer for anything more.

Ideally you should short time and fit in several everyday, I used to typically fuck 3 (mid-afternoon starter, early evening and then a final night fuck).

Most enjoyable, but the "choosing" (and even being fought over) is as much fun as the actual fucking.

Blowjob bars are great too...

Nice pic and very hot girl. Did you take the pic user?

I watched videos in which they did
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and?

>You do know that technically prostitution in Thailand is illegal
True.

> and run almost exclusively by gangs and the mafia right?
Partially true, usually a very local boss who is little more than a pimp on steroids

Regardless, no-one gives a flying fuck. The police only care about their bribes being paid on time.

I'd want to because it's degrading to the woman and I'm a sick individual.

When you return home to reenter the country they will.

I got the third degree just coming back from a simple 4-day trip in Las Vegas, looking at hoover damn & shit.

example for atm
de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5845c56b84861

>Were you in Angeles City? That would be the place to go

Lived right outside the Main Gate for a number of years.

I could tell you stories.....

>35 y/o programmer here
fit but socially award
been going yearly for the last 5 years

first time, book through adult travel site
german host with nice house in patt

only 3 day trip, not long enough with flight time basically only have 2 nights
diddnt sleep fucked as many siam girls as i could

Look up stories of what happens to nice guys who buy a girl a drink, then find out the drink actually cost $200. You refuse to pay that? They will beat you into a bloody pulp in the alley. Need to now go to the hospital? They call the police. Want to guess what happens if the police come? You end up in a Thai prison because they already know what happened.

So the moral of the story is, if you are going to fuck $40 whores, make sure you have $500-1000 in case a local cop needs to buy food for his kids that night.

You are better off just getting a hooker off craigslist in the US, or going to a legal brothel in any one of dozens of countries

Posting in pedophile thread

>For a nice hotel $60 per night. For a girl at the bar $40 for 12 hours. You can bring her back to your room and fuck her the whole 12hrs. Or go around the other bars then go back and fuck. The wild orchid was the hotel I stayed in. They even pick you up from the airport in manila


$40 Barfine?


You were getting fucked my friend!

>I got the third degree just coming back from a simple 4-day trip in Las Vegas, looking at hoover damn & shit.

....you don't go through customs for domestic travel...

Your prices are a little dated...did you visit 10 years ago?

Not here. Don't even need to speak to anyone coming home, all electronic

>pic related...fucked a porn star

Why not go somewhere where it's legal? Go to Macau, Hong Kong, Tokyo or some shit.

that story where she sucks you and next day you go to a hotel and fuck?

I'm Canadian

see if they let you stick it in. If you ask before the answer will be no

>
>Look up stories of what happens to nice guys who buy a girl a drink, then find out the drink actually cost $200. You refuse to pay that? They will beat you into a bloody pulp in the alley. Need to now go to the hospital? They call the police. Want to guess what happens if the police come? You end up in a Thai prison because they already know what happened.
>
>So the moral of the story is, if you are going to fuck $40 whores, make sure you have $500-1000 in case a local cop needs to buy food for his kids that night.
>You are better off just getting a hooker off craigslist in the US, or going to a legal brothel in any one of dozens of countries
^ This is pretty much bullshit....

My condolences

>pic related...fucked a porn star
You mean a meth addict. Fuck, ive seen better looking hookers in bar bathrooms on the south side of Chicago

Who is she?

Well then your a liar as Canadians dont talk to anyone, it's all electronic

>programmer guy here
socially awkward still
2nd trip this time to bkk this time 4 nights after travel
get my own hotel
meet russian working girls blonde hair blue eyes absolutely gorgeous
take her back to hotel do all kinds of kinky shit atm, anal, ccf, all that shit
2nd and 3rd night your standard bkk brownies
4th night go out looking for hot russian girl again did not find her but found another blonde with blue eyed russian girl very young brand new to scene
all she wants to do is cuddle, my dick is sore from massages and fucking all week, i just cuddle. wake up to piss in the middle of the night and shes crying on bed
i fuck her up the ass and ask her to leave because shes depressing me

other trips to follow if theead doesnt die

Are you mildly retarded you piece of shit?

I already gave the link here

jesus christ what IS that thing

>So the moral of the story is, if you are going to fuck $40 whores, make sure you have $500-1000 in case a local cop needs to buy food for his kids that night.

Don't be a fucking gimp. The local po-po are paid explicitly NOT to enforce the law and Thailand ain't the fuck streets of Portland, if a Thai cop started arresting the tourists (or even hassling them for money), it would send them scurrying light rats (which is the last thing the local Thai bosses want), so any po-po doing that doesn't last long...

We're not talking pension and retirement here, we're talking kidnapping and torture with a bamboo saw before being dismember (while still alive) and then used as fishing bait.

Sure, the whores and the bars will rip off tourists with all the usual scams (like the one about my fathers oxen just died and other bullshit), but if you fall for that you are a lame ass beta anyway.

The po-po are deliberately powerless in Thailand, only the Army has power and they don't get involved in bullshit like whores and tourists.

>not having 200 on you
The plane tickets alone cost a fortune, go big or stay home pleb
>not having a grand to throw at cops
I guess you're not from the us either friend.

I travel alot. You obviously have never arrived in Canada from overseas

I visited Korat and Udon Thani. Very underrated. Fucked a few of the whores in both cities. I'm guessing cheaper and safer than some of the more well known sex tourists spots like Bangkok.

heard they bribe tourists if their girl is too young

cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/travel-voyage/aba-apa-eng.html

Dumbass

...but..?

Nope. I go every February and spend 7 - 10 days at the Queen Victoria Inn on Soi 6.

Obviously if you are going to look like a money loaded prick you are gonna get ripped off, whereas I just say "I'll give you 1,000 BAHT for x, y and z" and that is the way to do it.

The key is to turn up when the custom is low, during low season, mid-day and mid-week.

If you turn-up at 10:00 PM on a Saturday night then of course you are going to pay over the odds for sloppy seventy-fifths.

rt.com/news/351774-thailand-sex-tourist-industry/

First link on google. Yea no. Prostitution hasnt been "safe" in Thailand for almost a decade and it is common for the tourists to be robbed/extorted once they have committed a crime

Dude germany has all u can fuck till dawn brothels for 100 euros

Is this the one dad got ill guy?

>ccf?

>Secondary inspection area

Yeah I guess if you look like a degenerate

I won’t ignore this. I don’t get why guys want to fuck little brown women with bodies like children

But im not into black chicks

>programmer guy here

3rd annual birthday trip head to pyx
4 night trip again
rent a bungalo with pool like you see in them pornos
first night super horny head out bring home 3 bargirls first girl blows me and i shoot my wad then fall asleep without even getting to fuck the other 2 girls
wake up all the food is gone from the kitchen lol

Whoa. Yeah that's me. Surprised someone even remembers. I always lurk these threads but never contribute. Well once every couple months.
I'm so keen to go back there but not sure how I can wing it. Want the full experience, lits of random chicks but dont think i can get away with it. Stopover or what, I couldn't do it without my wife either. Am always interested in hearing others stories though.

Mostly romanian or bulgarian girls in german brothels or on the streets.

devils den in pattaya was cool

>Prices at Nana Plaza are a bit higher than that.
Never tried or wanted to try street whores

>Bunneh

Its like getting street tacos, they taste amazing but then you shit for two weeks afterwards.

How hard is to score drugs in Thailand? prices?

Checked and kek'd

Almost every massage parlour will ask if you want a happy ending. Make sure to check inside their panties first.

...

>go to bar called Lolitas
>ask girls outside what kind of club it is
>girl says "we suck your cock"
>OK go inside order a drink and pic a girl
>she gives me head while I enjoy my beer

lolitasbangkok.com/index.html

>Never tried or wanted to try street whores
Nope. Not talking about coconuts from the beach, just local whores from the short time bars on Soi 6 mostly (I don't bother fishing far from my hotel)

The ones by the beach front are the older ones / infected ones, the ones in the short-time and girlie bars are younger / newer.

Most of the time I am fucking some 18-19 year old who trundled in from the North Eastern province of Isan during the past few months or so.

There is a kind of hierarchy to the bars with the fresh ones appearing in Soi 6 (many of which find they can't do it and go back home), the good ones progress up the food chain to the girlie bars and then when they get too old or fucked up they resort to becoming barmaids / Mamas or coconuts.

Even with whores there is a natural order of things...

>she gives me head while I enjoy my beer

I always kind of enjoy the suckee bars. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Not impossible but the cops are friends with the drug dealers.
>buy drugs and dealer tells cops
>cops arrest you tell you your going to prison for long time unless you give us $5000

It's not legal in Tokyo.
Just tolerated as long as its not on the street.

Dont even risk it. Thailand is notorius for their prison sentences for tourists caught with drugs. 1 gram of marijuana is 25 years in prison, 1 tablet of ecstasy is 50 years in prison. Anything with "intent to sell" (read that as having 5 grams of weed instead of 1) makes you eligible for the death penalty. There are multiple Europeans serving 50-100 years in Thai prisons for socially smoking a joint with friends.

It also doesnt help that the dealers in Thailand have deals worked out with cops. They will sell you the drugs, call the cops, you get arrested (and can wait up to 3 years before even appearing in court to hear the charges) and the drug dealer gets a small amount of money from the cops

Lemme guess- free to get in, $2 beers and $500 exit fee?

According to some families whos relatives have been arrested for drugs in Thailand its a lot more like $20-30,000 than 5. The cops will even be so nice as to give you multiple calls so you can call all your family and banks to get the money wired.

No money? Oh, no problem. The penalty for marijuana can be punishable by death in some cases

Where's Waldo?

>Lemme guess- free to get in, $2 beers and $500 exit fee?

Noice quads.

Clip joints are more 1950's London than anything else. Never encountered the problem in Thailand, although saying that all the bars I go to are open air where that sort of bullshit would be obvious.

Underground bars in central BKK? I can imagine that happening. Never heard of it though.

Flying farangs. Now that is a real and present danger, but only for the long term old folks who think you can turn a whore into a housewife

Top Tip - You can't.

>check out the movie called Bangkok Hilton to see what happens when caught with drugs in Thailand

Has a young Nicole Kidman in it

Free to get in, $5 beer, and $20 for BJ

>no exit fee...that is in Patapong where they have ping pong shows

Okay. Well it starts at $5k. You give them that then changes to more.

I'd suggest Philippines. Atleast the girls speak English.

Also many brothels in Tokyo will turn away foreigners