HELLO MY CHILDREN

HELLO MY CHILDREN.
ASK THY ANYTHING.

Suck a reindeer's dick.

Help! My friend is ridden with the plague, what do I do?!

I have jew blood in my veins and I'm starting to feel it. What do?

QUICK QUICK, MY SON.
DOTH AS YE SAYS.
DOTH NOT THY FRIEND.
LOCK THY'S FRIEND UP IN HOUSE.
MARK WITH LARGE, RED X.
YE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
REST MY CHILD.

What happened with the Florida box from last night? Did anyone find it??

AH YES, THE JEW BLOOD.
SIMPLY SAY OUT LOUD, THREE TIMES.
I AM NOT A JEW.
THEN WAX YE'S CHEST HAIR, AND MAKE THY'S NOSE SMALLER.

NO, MY SON.
YE BELIEVES IT WAS BLASPHEMY.
BBBBLLLLAAAAASSSSPPPPPHHHHHEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I don't think traps are gay... help me, doc.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
I BELIEVE I CAN HELP YOU.

MMMM.
PPPPPUUUURRRRRIIIFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

MASTURBATE TO MEN FOR THREE DAYS, THEN TO WOMEN. THEN TO THY'S TRAPS.
THAT SHALL SET A FINE LINE, MY GOOD SON.

Did u know they put like herbs and other shit in the beak looking mask to ward off disease?

They are gay tho.

YES YES. I AM AWARE, MY SON.

I am having strange red lumps on my skin, what do?

QUICK MY SON. DOTH DRAIN THY'S BLOOD, THEN SEEK YE'S HELP QUICKLY.

Quick doctor you thread is dying!

I just can't stop sucking dicks, what's the cure?

are you god?

THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, I APOLOGIZE MY SON.

NO, MY CHILD. IT'S JUST THAT ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS ARE WHORES.

Help doc I'm a woman I need a fix

*Dick sucking noises*

THY PILLOW IS ALWAYS A SECOND ALTERNATIVE. MY SON.

I BELIEVE I HAVE TO BE OFF, MY SONS. I NEED TO STIMULATE MYSELF.

Witches! What should the village do?

Why are you such a reddit faggot?

I eat ass on the daily