HOLY FUCKING SHIT Sup Forums, THE NORMIES ARE COMING. I REPEAT, THE NORMIES ARE FUCKING COMING!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT Sup Forums, THE NORMIES ARE COMING. I REPEAT, THE NORMIES ARE FUCKING COMING!

Full disclosure: I work at CNN International. My boss called a meeting this afternoon, grilling us with questions like "has anyone here ever heard of the Sup Forums Sup Forums message board?" and "how is this cartoon frog [sic] relevant to Donald Trump?" while showing us pictures he pulled off Google. I nearly shit my pants when he brought up Moonman.

Apparently the news story about Sup Forums fucking with Sanders'/Hillary's campaigns has gone viral. The Jews at CNN are funding her campaign, so they are NOT happy. They're planning on airing a special report this Wednesday where they will expose some of our worst memes & banter to the normie masses (think exploding yellow vans). They will, of course, attempt to link it to Donald Trump in an attempt to stump his campaign.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you thought this website was in the public eye before, then get ready for the fucking firestorm. Sup Forums itself will become a normie meme after the special airs this Friday. You should probably just leave the website right now, because this place will not be the same for a while; probably a month or two, at least. A mass exodus would probably do this board a lot of good, in all honesty. Get some fresh air, redpill your friends and family, do whatever, but just get the fuck off this board before we draw more attention. Please.

ok

>My dad works at Nintendo :)

The best thing about Sup Forums is that once you come here, you don't leave.

Let them come. Kek needs more followers.

I have an American Eskimo :^)

whatever kike

Post some proofs faggot.

Can't wait to redpill the normies on 9/11

Where will the Sup Forumsflight go to? Wheelie's site is full of degenerate CP. Where can we go?

just don't associate yourself,thats it
also,where should we migrate to?
>implying this board arealdy isn't full of normies and leftists retards
all those pro-muslim and pro-leftism posts i've seen lately could not lead to nothing
now give us some proof faggot

>ID
OY VEY.

Wait. If they're blowing the lid on this place anyways, why would I leave now? I want to enjoy my last week before it happens.

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Who gives a shit? This place is still anonymous

Unlike Europe, immigrants to Sup Forums will assimilate.

NIGGERS

KIKES

ADOLF HITLER

>embracing open borders
>thinking all who is foreign will adapt

If CNN is watching this:

GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW!

meme magic has been brewing here for nearly a year. It's ready for public consumption.

LEGIT QUESTION TO EVERYONE HERE!
WHERE SHOULD WE GO NOW?
Sup Forums IS FULL OF NORMIES AND LEFTISTS AND NOW IS FULLY CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS
what do?

this will be what, the 30th time Sup Forums has been on the news?
we're the internet hatemachine
hackers on steroids
and you don't mess with football

I don't give a shit, nobody is going to care enough to post here

It's not implausible that CNN is here. In fact there's probably been some low life at the FBI who's job it is to monitor us.

This isn't even tin foil, this election has put us on the map.

However, unlike "anonymous" who decided to go off and do that cringe EXPECT US activism shit, we've basically influenced this campaign by sitting here being bitter and complaining about the world and the memes spread like wildfire.

We've been mentioned several times now in various interviews etc. So we have gone somewhat mainstream.

CNN doesn't have a good track record with Sup Forums though, so we'll see what comes of it.

So whilst OP is probably trolling, they have been here, and they will be here again. It's only a matter of time.

And to OP, if you are CNN, go fuck yourself, amateurs.

Post proofs that you at least work there as even a janitor with a timestamp.

Run outside naked, screaming PRAISE KEK and GAS THE KIKES.

Die flut kommt.

>but just get the fuck off this board before we draw more attention.

Nice try, Schlomo.

we're officially more relevant than 2ch is in japan now

wheelie's?

>CNN
>not a waste of airspace
I hope they read this and cry

They get brown beaten with board culture and memes. They either adapt, leave, or go insane.

>Implying normies would take the time to vist a new website with anime shit plastered on it

>Implying they would be able to find Sup Forums and wouldnt accidentally go to /po/

Commence the redpilling

IT'S A SHILL!!!

Dea CNN,

You did this to us all. We are your own design. Your children. Your making. A product of your environment. We love you daddy.

Found the kike reporter

>Trump Board...

>They're planning on airing a special report this Wednesday where they will expose some of our worst memes & banter to the normie masses

Sup Forums/Trump thing has been all over the leftist news sites all day (Daily dot, Rawstory etc).

No suprise that CNN would plan a special on it I guess.

Time to brace for the shill hordes on Thursday then.

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>doubting the power of Kek

May a hundred cuckenings fall upon your future relationships, kek denier. We shall be here when you finally see the light.

Post proof or you're full of shit.

You're trying to convince us to tone it down because you're scared of how much our meme magic is accomplishing.

IT'S HAPPENING

You know what you must do, banepost.

I know one thing for shore. My poop is real because I have shitty fingers. It's all over my keys. My dick is empty but my belly is full. I get off on the idea of having a woman piss all over my dick even though I hate women I still think the warm golden stream would give a peasant sensation. If you turd into a condom and put it in the freezer you can later use it as a dildo and pretend it's Olaf of Frozen fame's carrot cock sliding up your pretty little asshole.

My large empty balls sack flaps in the wind as I fart. My testicles look like small withered grapes for some raisin. Make American Grapes Again! Monkey nigger ape rape porch mexicants not welcome unless they are swinging from the tree! I hate muslims and jews.

Anus Anus Anus Dick and Balls Hairy titted whores. I want to kiss you on the lips and give you a french kiss on your roast beef vagina you disgusting cunt. Kill yourself Kill yourself. Baked beaners are toast. Billed Wall! Mean magic; is real. #Krump2016

This is copy pasta idiots

We're being infiltrated more and more every single day.

It won't be long until Sup Forums is a leftist paradise.

They all convert once they experience their first happening thread.

>brown beaten
kek

ITT: Newfag doesn't realize all the pills are red here
bring them user, Sup Forums will only grow, shills always only fall after a time to our cause, they have always done it before, they are doing it as we speak, and they will continue to feed the hate machine long after this shit election is over.
mind you this is the one place where even Sup Forums's collective unmatched faggotry is forced to conform too.

>trigger half of them
>assimilate the rest
>dox those that attempt to destroy the board.

Nigger, we were on Fox before. The only thing that'll happen is that a whole bunch of cucks will get red pilled

Sounds like we should meme harder

justmeans we'll have to make a red pill sticky

MAN THE REDPILL GENERALS
BRACE FOR THE NORMIE SWARM

Also, fuck normies. If they're coming, we will redpill the fuck out of them

>>>>>>MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGE TO CNN:

You think you are onto us? WE are onto YOU, you filthy, lying fucking jews. Count your days, you can bet they're numbered.

Gas the kikes, race war now!

we could use false flaggers like this faggot as training to survive the horder of mass shills

IT IS WRITTEN

>brown beaten

We need some Germans here...

>/po/

Wouldn't it be amazing if CNN ran a special report and half of it ended up being about hidden neo-nazi hate messages encoded through the papercrafts board?

Sup jewfag.

Octuple qan you fagbag.

>not sending them to Sup Forums or better yet /d/

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB ANONYMOUS
ONE FUCKING JOB

Wow... really makes you think!
I'm a #cruzmissile now.

Time for more gore and poo poo pee pee meme posts. They can come to hell if they want to.

Can confirm, I'm his dad and work at nintendo

>planning on airing a special report this Wednesday

>after the special airs this Friday

Fuck off.

This.

ha Ha Ha Ha

Well good thing it's on CNN. No one will see it.

I can see the headline now:

>NAZI MESSAGES ENCODED INTO WINGS OF PAPER AIRPLANES
>SWANS MEAN GAS THE KIKES

UNDERRATED SIGN

Hans get in here now! We need your German nationalism again!

The shills are getting desperate.

We have to overwhelm them with memes

Leave? Why can't we just welcome them with open arms and teach them about meme magic?

We need more smug pepes killing BLM nigs.

Hope you like explicit refutations you punk ass bitch

>CNN Wants to know about memes

Okay. Send them our dankest memes and rarest pepes.

>MFW we redpill ten thousand normies in one weekend

WE STAND AND FIGHT

Hey newfags, this is about the 30th time someone has claimed that X media outlet they worked for was doing a report on Sup Forums. There are never any stories released because this is a shill tactic, you will never get a simple time stamp out of the OP. OP will of course say "they want to protect their identity", when you can easily post a timestamp without revealing it.

This is forum sliding.

That's a powerful triple you casted upon me. May kek forgive me.

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Kek those explosive vans and loli on the front page

Who you calling low life?

You think our jurisdiction ends at the Atlantic? You're wrong.

wonder whats being slid today, did anything relevant actually happen beyond the usual?

>69
ITS FUCKING ON THEM

>They can come to hell if they want to
They'll burn in flames we can't even feel anymore.

>Sup Forums isn't already being flooded by normies and libcucks

Click your catalog and look around for a few minutes. There are so many different groups trying to subvert this site at once that we don't trust anyone or anything anymore.

It's pretty funny to see it in action.

If this actually happens, there's gonna be a massive fucking circlejerk. It's gonna be bad. We won't even be able to distinguish routine b8posting and shilling from actual curious normies, and, on top of that, all it takes is one attention whoring faggot to REALLY fuck our rep with something illegal. We can only hope that they'll be scared off by Sup Forums or something, although this is going to be like the dumblr """"raids"""" x10^74

classic meme OP

Holy Kek, that Pepe Mancubus is hilarious!!!

Saved.

This is stupid. We could all be using our time more constructively by laughing at Austria right now.

sheeky forums

>airing report this wednesday
>this friday when it airs

Mhm

octopus chins is a pasture i frequent here and there. Just never heard it referenced as wheelies

How you can you prove that you are working for CNN? Why don't we just scare the living shot of these normie faggots and scar them for coming here? Or why don't we red pill them and somehow make CNN implode from the inside?

hes desperately googling right now to figure out this hot new angle

> he doesnt know wheelies is in the Deep Web

Shouldn't that picture say KEK VULT?

Deus means "god" and vult means "wills it".

Yeah, normie invasions have been tried before but they usually get scared away by Sup Forums's autism overflowing into the future and Sup Forums's ideologies. It's too much for the feeble mind to handle, so they crawl back to their safe spaces. Nice try cnn