You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.
Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.
You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.
Ryder Martinez
Uganda get
Zachary Green
roll
John Mitchell
Pakistan.
The United States has no diplomatic mission in North Korea, by the way...
Hunter Lee
north korea get 35353535
Aiden Russell
rolling
Justin Jackson
Lessee
Hunter Gomez
rollan
Connor Williams
ROLL!
Jackson Thompson
Roll
Owen Rivera
no abordo pls
rolling for based kazakhstan
Isaiah Anderson
>spain
for a sec i thought i got somalia, but this is really no better
Nicholas Taylor
roll
Jackson Martin
Turkmenistan get.
Xavier Lopez
Oh hell no nigger.
Ian Gomez
rollllling
Jayden Nguyen
fucking rip
Jeremiah Murphy
rolling for niger haha
Cameron Martinez
roll
Connor Baker
Roll
Caleb Mitchell
Hmm. Senegal. Could be worse.
Noah Reyes
Sir,yes,sir
Nathan King
I don't want no stinking Romania
Jordan Wood
Rolllllllllllll
Kayden Phillips
Re roll
Connor Bailey
here goes nothing
Connor Carter
Roll
Angel Long
reroll
Wyatt Green
Do it
John White
Motherfuck
Isaiah Diaz
Roll
Asher Brown
>New Zealand is there >No Australia
What the fuck
William Watson
Rolling
Nathan Thomas
rolling for japan
Jeremiah Clark
It's Argentina you moron
Gavin Morris
roll
Owen Morgan
I object to where I'm assigned, I'd like one last reroll, go ahead, cut my pay in half, fuck that shithole nigga
Nathan Ortiz
rolling
Colton Young
reroll please
Christopher Scott
interesting enough to roll
Dylan Johnson
Roll
Colton Morales
oof
Liam Baker
roll
Isaac Torres
Now what
Jace Nelson
They see me rollin
Ian King
roll
Liam Taylor
Rollerino
Luke Bennett
Fucking god mode
Ethan Miller
rolling
Angel Sanders
...
Ayden Peterson
420
Caleb Flores
Roll
Andrew Phillips
Japan would be cool. Or UK
Jose Rogers
rollll
Easton Williams
rollin
John Rivera
shut up you fucking newfag
Camden Jenkins
roll
Carter Turner
...
Easton Ramirez
Prol
Alexander Collins
roll
Samuel Phillips
reroll
Joshua Mitchell
Rolling for a country that kills me
Camden Turner
so long, suckers
Andrew Butler
trollarollaroll
Liam Powell
roll
Connor Perez
rre-re-re-re-re-rooooool the dice
Noah Jones
Boi
Brayden Anderson
Fack ma lyfe
Brody Miller
yes
William Gonzalez
Rollin
Dylan Smith
roll
Logan Hernandez
Roll
Christopher Lopez
Roll threads are cancer. But still better than fbig threads. So checkem.
James Phillips
okay
Nicholas Gonzalez
rolling
Jayden Garcia
try
Levi Hill
That's a good question. Let me refer to my superiors and get back to you on that.
Jaxon Reed
RIP
Joshua Gray
check my dubs faggot
Adam Butler
North Korea get
Carter Bell
rolling again
Joshua Torres
Rolllllll
Michael Jones
Llor
Dominic Butler
roll
Landon Sanchez
roll
Zachary Green
rerolling
Hudson Moore
Rolling for "19" - (quite rightly) the only mission that is internationally classified as "Great".
Brandon Butler
rol
Evan Moore
Women will ruin your life. Roll.
Adam Anderson
They see me rollin
Gavin Ortiz
Rooollling
Dylan Cox
98, rerolling
Jaxon Thomas
rollin'
Dominic Baker
Ooga booga
Bentley Clark
Nice.I choose Iceland.
Jeremiah Moore
Fuck, Palestine ain't even a country. What do Sup Forums?
Elijah Green
roll
Benjamin Morgan
rollliing
Brody Barnes
Best Korea
Benjamin Hill
fuck Kuwait, re-rolling for Colombia or some dope Latin American country
