Your age:

Your age:
Number of women you have fucked:
>no exaggerating edition

25 - 0

19
3

22
19

34 years young
0 women
>heart not healthy enough for activity (congenital not fat)
>micropenis anyway

14 - 2

26
12- 4 of which were hot

24
7 girls
4 guys

34
1
2 if oral counts.

27
5

30 years, 0 fucked
Proud! Sex is evil sin

27
23

30
8
Including 3 different MFF threesomes

18
3

37 - 97

22 yo
8 gals

28
26 (10 of them prostitutes though)

60
it depends on which dimension.
I can make a time machine, go back in time and fuck your mom, make you a pickle, you ok with that? im going to do it anyway. make you pickle john.I'll cum all over her with my pickle juice.

>28
>9

19yo
3 women
2 were girlfirends (the last one I'm still having regular sex with, and we got engaged last month) and the other one was my best friend's GF that we fucked together

Aww honey, whatever makes you feel better.

Thanks !!!!

24
5 girls
2 guys
0 regrets

26
3

Third was my wife i met when I was 18. The pussy is still so good. I knew she was the one.

23, lost count in the 40’s

>Your age: 24
>Number of women you have fucked: 0
Just 6 more years.

32
24

21:
fucked 17, 21 if hand/mouth stuff counts too

25/3

One long term relationship that went on for 5 years, two one night stands.

28M
F - 4
M - 3
T - 2

I don't try to fuck though, all these hookers throw themselves at me

30
seriously over 200 (tinder / bartender / high school teacher = it works like crazy)

47.
Somewhere @ 40...

61

2

In a world of pure imagination.

18
3

20
0

I'm definitely out to impress 4channers

Im 32, and I actually don't rightly know, because alcohol. I was drunk off my ass for most of them. But around a dozen I think.

22

4

29
>14
>6 of those were actually hot

23
2

23
8 girls
4 of them were random hoes I fucked at college parties and the other 4 I dated

33
0

24

3

And one guy.

42 male
Molested at age 7 lasted a year
Fucked 7 women mostly paid hookers ... last woman ive fucked for 2.5 years now
Most personal relationship

Sex is something so overrated the words always fall short for how and what sex is compared to the whole mystic

18
0

25
1
married, one child

25 yo
14 ladies

18
3

36
30-something.

ah ah !
uruguay

28 (dude with a lot of money)
89 luxus escort babes
22 hot shemales ( a couple of pornstars)

which ones??

26
1 and a half

41
4 (+2 if oral)
married so the number is not going up

50
lost count probably one for every year I've been alive.

Danny D and Blackzilla

24
2

I'm trying to figure out which fanbase is the worst...MLP or Rick and Morty?

Kimberlee, Bailey Paris, Leona Andrev, Trans Kelly, Angelica Prins, Ts Kate, Sasha deSade, and ....

17 - 3

54 years old.
I have fucked about 100 women.
I lose my V card when I was 13 and had fucked 6 different girls before I was in High School.
In High School I fucked one of my mother's best friends. That got me into MILFs before that was a thing. I had "fuck-buddy" things going on with two of my friends mothers before one of them got pregnant and told my parents. That got me beaten up twice and kicked out of school for fighting back. I was sure I was goign to be a father at 17 but Mrs. Collins had a miss-carriage. She divorced her husband and he blamed me and caused problems for my parents so I had to change schools in my senior year.
I had a single steady GF between the ages of 19 and 23. We were all set to get married then she got cold feet and dumped me. That set me off on a two year fuck-fest where I was fucking any women I could find. I had a thing for single moms and would often pick them up at laundromats.
I got married at 26 and was faithful to the same woman for 11 years. As out marriage broke down I was often travelling to PR China for work. In China I would fuck Chinese hookers 2-3 at a time.
After my divorce I went back to fucking MILFs. I was living in San Antonio Texas and go into a weird single Christian hook-up scene. There were several "singles nights" at the churches. I would meet these women who were desperate to get laid but did not want anybody to know. It was easy pickings. I recall on morning I had breakfast and played tennis with a woman who took me back to her home and fucked me silly. I left her place and had lunch with another woman whom I took back to my home and fucked all afternoon. I drove her back to her house so she would be there when her kids got home from school. I went home to nap and got a call and dinner invite from a 3rd woman. I went to her place and spent the night there as her kids were at their father's for the night. Thank god for cialis.

None.


ZERO.

24

0

OH YEAH AND I'M 30.


Go figure.

Are you me?

29 years old
Nothing fucked
Virgin

How does one do a woman 'half'?

Also

30
14 (so far that I can think of)

But I feel like I'm forgetting 1 or 2.

30 y.o.

25 women
10 guys

26
50ish
>mostly average/uglies but a handful of really nice ones

20
41

>age:19
>poon:9

22
10

>28M
F-4
M-5

quit trying to hide the fact that you are a faggot and you've fucked more men than women.

37 - probably around 40, I don’t know because who cares.

No one cares, but I care that some people think mayonez is spici.

38 years old
~4.2 million women - HEAR ME OUT

i know that sounds impossible. but i am a mystic sorcerer. there was a point when an ancient evil presence was casting its shadow upon my city. the dread Brammon, a force of pure evil that was born before the universe was formed. weakened for millions of years, Brammon sought to re-energize the only way he can: by spawning his children. but he can only reproduce with virgin women. this is known. the threat of his power imminent, i did what any sorcerer would do to prevent the destruction of our world: i used the astral plane to deflower the entire female populace of a major american city. they did not know it happened but i sure did. i was overwhelmed with a four million multiple orgasm. i was knocked out for weeks while my manservant kept my unconscious body hydrated. this prevented the evil Brammon from respawning and destroying all of you. i ask not for your thanks, only your respect.

36 - 40ish

You should have let it destroy the world, fuck you scumbag Steve.

does your penis still function mr.sorcerer?

25
7

i live with the guilt of my actions every day. but i know it was for the greater good that experienced full sexual release with millions of women simultaneously.
no. i'm pretty impotent unless i cast Harden.

27
14
All but 1 were hookers/strippers

I regret nothing.

0 (had ~7 chances) but erectily dysfunction is a bitch

>Proud! Sex is evil sin

so is pride

>20
>1
Hopefully i keep my number to one cause i want to marry her

26
6

25-1

Saving humanity isn't redeemable by any justification, you done fucked up.

22-0

24
2

22.
10
No hookers
Why do you people fuck hookers is your dick that desperate for pussy or are you just too ugly to get sex?
Take a dry spell ffs.
Also to the guy that said
>these hookers practically throw themselves at me
No shit user that's their job

24- it’s at like 47 now

26

>49

21 - 0

47
15 i think....ok with this, could have been in tbe 20's but i have standards

19
1
Fuck you, chad.

30
6 if memory serves. 2 were at once.

28
39

For last 3 years I had only 2, because now I have wife... Biggest mistake ever.

35
Over >100*
*I include oral