YLYL greentext edition

YLYL greentext edition

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Not a greentext but still funny

What a twist

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shameless bump

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What is this stuff?
I need it for reasons

Idk but i pretty sure is hydrogen peroxide catalysis (look up Elephants toothpaste experiment)

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Can you imagine doing this on an elevator in a dorm? I need this stuff.

I fucking love these

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Mustard Gas.
Trust me, im german.

why don't we ask these lovely ladies how they feel about this pic?

FUCK GREENTEXT!!!!

Greentext once actually used to have a few legitimate purposes, such as:
Quoting, e.g.:
>YLYL greentext edition
or for Asides/Commentary, e.g.:
>implying greentext makes you an oldfag
etc..
It was intended for limited, specific purposes & was used as such for a long time.

Then some newfags & summerfags came along a while back & started abusing the shit out of it because they thought it was "what the cool kids do".
Greentext was NEVER intended for retarded faggots to use in order to write their fucking life stories or their own version of a fucking "War & Peace" epic novel.

Greentext is a giant PITA to type & is a BIGGER PITA to try to actually read.
FUCK GREENTEXT!!!!

Kek, fuck Gavin McInnes

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AB foam for packing. Flammable until cured

this user is not wrong tho and ia am inclined to agree.

>Be me
>Get molested by dad every day
>Mom killed herself years ago when she found out that I'm a fat faggot with nothing to live for
>23
>NEET
>Need an inhaler
>Wear a CPAP machine when I go to bed
>Get up one day
>See a YLYL on Sup Forums
>FUCK GREENTEXTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Be me
>Be proud of my family
>My husband stick his dick in my son
>Wtf.jpg
>My son becomes a faggot and need and inhaler because he almost drowns in dicks
>Whathefuck is going on
>Go to my notebook to touch myself
>My husband is seeing gay porn (also CP, but that's not important)
>Fuck it
>Jump of a roof

>Fuck for first time
>I dont love the girl but its ok
>After a 5 months of fucking as rabits
>She want to cum inside
>I did
>she says its ok user, I will take the pill
>1 month after that she start to bleed like mestruation for a month
>I broke up with her but still see us
>One time I went to her home to go to a common friend house
>she was in the floor
>call the ambulance
>in the hospital the doctor tellme she is pregnet but ist in the best place and the "kid" is cuting for inside
>abortion an operation
>I feel like shit
>started to date with the girl for shame
>I lost my first kid
>I dont feel gulty I dont wanna be father
>I dont wanna stay with her
>I cheat her each year since then

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>Be the girl
>I have sex with a dumb virgin and is his first time
>Is not that bad tho
>I date him for 5 whole months
>Wants to send him to the fuck out of here
>Tell him to cum inside, so he is going to be to scared to be with me
>Finally the son of a bitch brokes with me
>But that asshole still wants to fuck me
>Fuck sake, leave me alone.jpg
>I have a plan
>Tell friend to help me to pretend to be dead or something
>The faggots come
>He actually believes that I need an hospital
>The doctor is my sexmate, so I tell him to say that I'm pregnant. So that faggot will run
>The dumbass doctor tell him to that I need an abortion
>WHATHEFUCKAREYOUDOING.JPG
>The faggots try to compensate me
>The compensation is be a couple
>WhyICantSayno.jpg
>Cheats that faggot with all his friends

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Hello

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fucking saved

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TOP KEK

fucking lost

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i screamed loudly and my relatives are sleeping

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this is all sorts of retarded

pic unrelated

Ayyy

>faggot

Laugh so hard Thanx user :)

Good job saving the thumbnail, autismo.

got a lot more

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sauce?

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I finished my tour in Korea just a couple months before this post, I wonder if I met him.

cuck puck

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look at that negro with his shirt! seriously! Didn't any of these morons or the film crew tell him. you know mr Negro. That shirt... in a hospital? I mean.

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I see what you did there

You have to be 18 to post on this thread

Never trust a German.
>remember the Sudetenland.