Find a flaw
Find a flaw
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>Maddy O'Reilly
May 03, 1990 (26 years old)/5 feet, 7 inches (170 cm)
>Abella Danger
November 19, 1995 (21 years old)/5 feet, 4 inches (162 cm)
>Aidra Fox
September 25, 1995 (21 years old)/5 feet, 6 inches (168 cm)
>Anikka Albrite
August 07, 1988 (28 years old)/5 feet, 6 inches (168 cm)
>Vicki Chase
February 06, 1985 (32 years old)/5 feet, 4 inches (163 cm)
>Keisha Grey
June 09, 1994 (22 years old)/5 feet, 3 inches (160 cm)
>A.J. Applegate
September 23, 1989 (27 years old)/5 feet, 2 inches (157 cm)
>Eva Lovia
May 29, 1989 (27 years old)/5 feet, 3 inches (160 cm)
>Riley Reid
July 09, 1991 (25 years old)/5 feet, 3 inches (160 cm)
>Megan Rain
June 13, 1996 (20 years old)/5 feet, 1 inches (155 cm)
>Adriana Chechick
November 04, 1991 (25 years old)/5 feet, 2 inches (157 cm)
>not 18 or 19
dropped
>1-4-2-3-1
team full of womenlets. need some height in there.
Tori Black and Dylan Ryder at centre-half
>tfw pornstars are now younger than I am
>ffs you've fapped to a pornstar who was born on the same exact day/year as you while you're still a KV
Phoenix Marie in goal and it's sorted
I think I was more weirded out by this than athletes being younger than me.
find a flaw
Which of these teams has more psychological issues?
There is bound to be some fights in this team. They would be at each other's throats.
It's not ENGLAND
>tfw born in the same year as your favorite porn star
If only I could have saved her
Who is your favourite pornstar?
I'd have Jack "Don't forget your Zipper" Ripper up front.
Otherwise, great team.
currently, AJ Applegate
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AJ said Christina Applegate was mad at AJ for using the name Applegate
surprisingly good lineup
nice one
>no Valentina Nappi
>not using thicc Italian talent
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way past her prime desu
bring gianna michaels out of retirement
never heard of these pornstars
soccer
theres your'e flaw
Well all of them have proven ball handling skills
That's handball lad.
so does your mom but i don't see her on the list
jesus
post more porn-related football
maddy o reilly and riley reid are the only two pornstars that genuinely love getting fucked and would fuck 24/7 if it were possible
>find a flaw
they've all been blacked
I have Kimber Lee, Jessie Rogers, Carter Cruise, Remy Lacroix, Jada Stevens, Kelsi Monroe, Shae Summers, Veronica Rodriguez
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remy/jada scene is goat
i don't even like football
post the best footballers out of them
FUGGGGGGGGGG
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german man
what does alter nerv neg mean
"Alter nerv nicht" means something like "Dude don't annoy me"
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>some chad knocked Remy up and she quit porn
feels bad man
CHI
I think quitting porn came first (to train as an EMT) and getting pregnant followed
Shipman's the greatest finisher of all time and you put him at CB?
that defense is gaping, though. you need an all dyke back four.
>find a flaw
This post completely forgets Dillion Harper
She's too busy writing a new season of Family Guy
Keisha Grey leaves a huge GAP in the midfield if you know what I mean
funfact, female pornstars are typically short, because that way the male's dick looks bigger
>no Chikatilo
You fucked up
So if a tall women goes to a porn set they sent her away because she's too tall to be a pornstar?
I think there's a pay drop.
male pornstars are typically shorter as well for the same reason. I assume it will look awkward if the woman is much taller than the male actor
it didn't use to be like that... a huge portion of the most popular pornstars of the 2000s were above 165 cm tall (5'5") with some behemoths like Gianna Michaels or Carmela Bing at 180cm (5'11"). Scenes were shot with the aim of showing 2 people fucking each other in a rome instead of a zoomed, fish-eyed close shot of a penis thrusting an anus fitting the entirety of the screen. Nowadays I'd say that roughly 80% of current female pornstars are below 160cm, and there's quite a sizeable portion of pornstars below 150cm (4'11"). It's all jewish tricks to prop up the allure of interracial porn and propagate the myth of the BBC.
There's a positive in this and it's that it killed my addiction to porn, since I'm heavily attracted to tall women (I'm not a manlet) and disgusted by beast fucking (I'm not american). Seeing so much midget porn disgusts me and now I've turned my attention into normal women
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>It's all jewish tricks
Up to here it was an A+ post
good goy.
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>the vast majority of porn producers and directors are jewish
>every single interracial/cuck porn brand is owned and produced by jews
>"it's just a conspiracy!"
next you're going to tell me that jews don't control hollywood
it's not racism if it's a fact.
>counting the 1
That guys not a Chad he's a fucking gimp
Fuck, I came. Reminds me of his other one against Blackburn.
Where is Ted Cruz?
>this thread
Is it 2011 again?
>Getting a pornstar pregnant
Weeeeeeew lad
This is too true, /sp does not help my porn addition.
>no negro
>no asian
Are you racist?
>asian
Eva Lovia, m8
She doesn't look asian at all and she was born in Colombia
>that one pleb porn obsessed German kid
stop posting
she's part Japanese
>not playing garavito as number 10 where he has more freedom.
That Albert Fish guy sounds like quite a jerk
Also funny as fuck. The letter he sent to the mom of the one girl he ate is hilarious
Jeffrey Dahmer should be a CB desu.
This tb.h f.am. No Valentina nappi = disregarded.
>look up the one younger than me
>two of them look like they're 30
>the other looks like daisy ridley
Isn't Vicki Chase Asian?
Right wing, are you blind?
Wait wat. Is that what happened? Fuck I thought she just got fat... No more Remy + Jada ass queen stuff
>no hh holmes
Should be GK. Safe as a house that lad.
Jada and Remy also hate each other nowadays. It makes me sad
webmshare.com
Always got the feeling they were really into each other. Jada never came off as bi to me until I saw her with Remy.
Whenever they did scenes together, Jada always took the ugly dude to protect Remy.
Eventually it was too much.
According to data18.com they have done 6 scenes together (They have definitely missed two scenes so it's at least 8). Out of these 8 scenes 4 were threesomes, 1 was a lesbian scene and 1 was a four-on-one reverse gangbang. So the scenario you describe could only have happened in 1/4 of their scenes together (one was a foursome and the other was an orgy with Dillon Harper as the third girl)
his wiki picture kind of makes him look like aaron rodgers
>no Alexis Texas
how do you even expect to be taken seriously?
Not enough anal.
I remember a brazzers live in which Alexis Texas was the host. She wasn't even fucking while other girls were doing anal and DP and she still got the most attention. Then she said that she doesn't know what airtight means because she "doesn't do that kind of stuff" like she was ashamed of it. And she's a fucking pornstar. The whole point is too break taboos and be a slut. Alexis Texas doesn't deserve the fame she has gotten.
"Forza Italia" she jinxed but still a better n 7 than abate
Personally just a fan of anal. If a pornstar doesn't do it, I won't even give them a second look.
She has done a few but with an ass like that it's a crying fucking shame.
>I don't know a single of these
Also, why is this thread still alive? I got banned and got the thread deleted after 15 mintues a couple days ago for a 100% Sup Forums related thread
>playing Megan Rain on the wing
Terrible
Made me kek
>Lena Paul
/ourgirl/
>Chicanos being good at soccer
kek
Ridgway doesn't have the creativity for CM, switch him and Bundy
Reserves: Galileo, Kant, Nietsche, Euclid
Good taste op, but you need to throw in some milfs in there. Kendra lust would be a great target man
>Feynman
Are his popculture books any indication of his sciene? Because he seems to be an arrogant asshole in those books