Anyone here got experience with buying a prostitute? any tips

anyone here got experience with buying a prostitute? any tips

Use cash

look her dead in the eyes
then use cash

use cash

I hear a whisper in the wind, and it says use cash

Probably will have to use some sort of paper currency complete the transaction

I've hired prostitutes in Bulgaria, Nevada, Thailand, and Australia
but I have never actually bought one

did you use cash?

Use food stamps

in Bulgaria and Thailand yes
in Australia and Nevada the brothels were set up to run credit cards

Don't buy, just rent.

use cash

hh means half hour and always go for that
you're just wasting money otherwise and don't lie to yourself

>hh means half hour
no it doesn't you mong
hh means hairy handjob

FPBP
> Buying a prostitute is called marriage.

when you buy a prostitute it won't cost you everything

>Buying a prostitute
You can't own a prostitute,ya know?

then why is pandering illegal?

no retards, it means huge harry

Use Mastercard for the points or air miles.

Because it's human trafficking(I think that's the correct term,my English isn't that good)

JIDF prosties lulz

Yeah. I live alone and have no interests really so I tend to have a nice amount of spare cash. Escorts are basically my 'hobby' if you could call it them. I like hiring pornstars that I'm a fan of when they do escorting tours as well. You can fuck them for surprisingly cheap, well, at least most of them, occasionally you get really stuck up pornstars who think they're too good to be whores so they charge like a thousand bucks a night but fuck that.

You should try it lad, look up some escort websites in your country and fuck a pornstar, it's fun.

which means that you own the prostitute

You have to talk to them in code. Follow these steps

1. Approach lady of the night
2. Grunt at her
3. Grunt at her again
4. Nod at her and say ‘sup’
5. Compliment her eyes
6. Stroke her left (face) cheek with the pinky on your right hand
7. Say ‘you are a tasty bit of meat’
8. Repeat 6 & 7 three times
9. Hand her a crumpled note/bill
10. “Make me pee pee go milk milk now”
11. Take her to your mums car
12. “Mummy mummy I have girl sex friend that’s 400 good boy points gimme big baby boy his tendies now.”
13. Eat tendies
14. Suck on titty (mummies)
15. Have lady change your diaper
16. Profit?

But you can't buy one and own it.

...

You know what,if you can walk up to a prostitute,give her money and then own her I congratulate you.

OMFG TOPKEK M8

where m8?

that isn't how it works
to buy a prostitute you pay the pimp
>how do I into slavery?

I'm sorry,I'm not used to owning people.

Is half an hour enough time if you're new, or should you make sure to get an hour?