40 year old virgin here...how can I get sex..I've tried everything

40 year old virgin here...how can I get sex..I've tried everything

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Dude did you just get finished crying

This if you're that desperate for sex
Wear a fucking condom though

Clearly you haven't cause prostitution is a thing and they aren't picky

what a youngster.

I'm 49 and virgin, and it's been some 20 years I stopped being obsessed with throwing away virginity

hows it like being a wizard tho?

Sex is overrated, love is better.

>approach female
>ask pic related

Females.
They kick in the balls.

>They kick in the balls.
More action than your balls have seen in a long time, I'm sure.

>They kick in the balls.
kek

Go talk to girls you fuckin knob. There's no secret to it. Take a pottery class or go to a museum or fucking something. Make small talk to some broad maybe you'll get a number and go on a date or two.

Its not interstellar molecular biology its just not being a self loathing piece of garbage.

Get your shit together my guy.

go on backpage for your closest city and look under the dating section. its all escorts and hookers. pick out 1 or 2 that you like and call them to set up a date. when you meet up tell them you are a virgin and they will take it easy on you and wont judge.

or go to a strip club and get a private lapdance for at least 30 min. tell the girl that you are a virgin and beg them to fuck you. i have banged 6 hot as fuck strippers (for just the lapdance cost) because i lie to them and tell them that im a virgin and very often they will fuck you just because they feel bad. i even creampie them and say its an accident and blame it on being my first time. im serious this works and has worked for me a bunch. the virgin line makes them feel bad for you and they also think you are def STD free because of being a virgin

not OP but i thought this is funny because im a molecular biologist and i wish picking up a girl was as easy as molecular biology or even lower level rocket science

go to thailand lol

get a prostitute
use a condom
bang her
call her once a week for a few months
get good at sex
gain confidence
pick up normal girls
slay the pussy

you are talking about prostitutes and sex slaves. thats not hard but picking up a normal girl is pretty fucking hard. way harder than most things and im a scientist

back page like this guy said

I lost my virginity at 15 to my buddy's older sister, she was 30 at the time. I met my wife in 1994 when I was 23 and had already fucked about 30/35 women. Now I had fucked over 350 women (only 3 prostitutes) and had cum inside in about 1/4th of them in my lifetime (46 now), some hot, most regular janes with charm, very few uglies for being a swinger with my wife for almost 20 years. I'm starting to forget how fun sex was, now is like a fucking job, we meet couples, flirt, fuck, repeat until next weekend. I have to use viagra now when I fuck other women. My major achievements had been a short series of 4somes with my wife and 2 other girls, 3somes with girls trought the years, having a PAWG Spanish live in girlfriend along with my hot Latina wife, boning several hot girls in the ass to completion, boning girls from numerous nationalities and pumping them full, being to all sorts of depraved swinging balls, clubs, house parties (also hosting our own) resorts, BBQ's, pool parties, NYE parties and the motherfucking list goes on and on...

you'll cry, too, in a few years when you still haven't gotten laid

Have you tried sticking your penis inside a girl? Worked for me

believe it or not i had sex with Lexi Belle using the virgin line. I got a lap dance with her and told her i was a 34 year old virgin. she let me suck on her tits and feel her pussy. than i told her that i wanted to fuck her so bad and asked if she ever took someones virginity and she said she never did. than i asked her if i could please please put it in. she asked if i had a condom and i said no because im a virgin and never needed one yet. at this point my dick is out and hard than i asked again"please let me put it in" and she grabbed it and put it in and rode me for like 1min or maybe 2 minutes max and i pulled out and she jerked me and i came on her belly and hands. than she made me take my short off to use to clean herself up and i had to put it back on inside out. hottest experience of my life. shes so fucking hot and nice and thick to perfection and was my fav porn star for 10 years and i got to fuck her. dont really care if you believe me or not but fantasy come true

same user here...
I see a lot of insecure, probably virgin, shy as fuck, creepy looking single dudes at swinger clubs all the time. We don't talk to them because for me a man should have a woman and if he does not there must be something wrong with him. I'm not sure what the fucking mistery of getting laid is, is easy as fuck. There's only 2 genders, male and female and they both wanna fuck each other.

How is the wizard life?

no kids
no STDs
no alimony
no stupid mating rituals
no money wasted on whores
no woman murmuring about pregnancy scare
no obsessions like "wtf it's been 6 months I didn't have sex, I must have sex *now*!!!"

If really you in the pic you look like a 8/10 with a fit body. You'd have to be unbelievably autistic to not get laid in 40 years, espically if you're not even horriblely disfigured.

rape children

>mfw no sex in 8 months
You chose wisely user, sex is overrated.

no you did not. try confidence.
grow a fucking pair

this. I'm sure by now you must levitate and cook your tendies with lighting fingers.