/clairo/

Get the fuck in here boys our girl blowing up like a BOMB

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Gtfo clairo nobody likes you
Also post your itti bitty tittays

Lewd

Islam?

>be talent less teen whore desperate for fame
>scour the current landscape for trends and amalgamate them all in your music video
>make sure to put your cute face in the vid because it's your only asset, yet make the song about how you're oh so "depressed" about not being pretty
>youtube algorithm picks up all the mindless drones flocking to this pollutant like a moth to a flame coming out of mac demarco's rectum

bravo, bravo. witness truly great, sincere art!

She is probably the most overrated "musician" of the past few months.

There is literally nothing wrong with making pop first as an artist loads of musicians do it
>Be talent less pretty boi band that makes shitty pop musik
>Teen girls flock to it because it's fashionable
>50 years later be lauded as the greatest rock band ever
Hmm

Who is she?

fuck off back to your containment thread you weeb.

She looks no more attractive than a random 6-7 in 99% of American cities.

Clairo real name Claire
Shes a producer, singer-songwriter, physics student, and multi-disciplined
artist
Find her on Twitter @clairecottrill

Thanks

She's a total 5

Like completely forgettable in every single way

>her twitter is literally HURR BLACK LIVES MATTER DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE

shit taste in waifu as usual guys

t. normies who want a blonde bimbo with bolt ons

did you even read her twitter? she is most dumb shit ever been on the internet and awful hypocrite poser. literal cancer

>normie

Right back at you, normalfag.

There's absolutely nothing special about this girl. Looks wise, shes textbook average. Personality wise, another boring mac demarco ironic type clone. Topped with muh tranny muh white privelege. Once you lose your virginity you'll stop delusionally putting such unremarkable girls on a pedestal.

Ear concrete, she can't produce

unfortunately nu-Sup Forums isn't about music, it's about tumblr trends

the term "our x" has completely lost its meaning, hasn't it

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Who is shilling this?

>She has different political beliefs than me so I won't support her
Gee I wonder who you sound like...
I really wish people like you would get their story straight should personal beliefs matter in music or not?

"She's cute, but not too cute to be out of my league. Kooky and introveted, I bet she likes weird shit like me. She'd like me"

- unconcious fan

(her music is the definition of average)

Hmmm wow her music is trash political standings aside what a surprise

>is white entitled rich useless cunt
>you white people are privileged and should even express your opinion because you are white people

Yeah, nailbomb in her mail box as her birthday present would be great

Hmm wow don't see that part in your original post seems kinda mealy mouthed to bring it up now don't you think

her music is not average, it is utter uninspired shit

She's boring and shit all around. And yet she has thousands of orbitters. Is this the power of being a woman?

How fucking boring do you have to be to see this girl as kooky, even ironically. Watching her is like watching a cardboard cutout

>Is emperor of Rome
>yeah you senators should check ur privilege and we should extend citizenship to foreigners

>reaps money from beta cuck orbiters because her white upperclass privilege
>complains about white privilege

she is hypocritical cunt

>Is this the power of being a woman?

Yes.

>muh white upperclass privilege

You fuck off too

What does her status have anything to do with it lol pretty sure white rich people aren't the only ones who can upload to YouTube
You act as if she's Taylor swift or something and her dad bought her a record deal

I'd ask her out on a date.

Seriously dude look at your life what do you have to gain from anonymously defending/orbiting a completely unremarkable, boring, and uninteresting girl that doesn't even know you exist?

same, if I could summon the courage
I don't give a shit about her music or her views, but I think she's really cute

To me she's not unremarkable or boring or any of those things
First and foremost I genuinely enjoy her music so that's one thing I gain as to what I gain from defending her well probably nothing but Ill do it anyway when I see such weak arguments from people like you. Idgaf about my life anyway tbqh lls

I'll give you some protip advice: there's absolutely nothing special about this girl. There are millions of girls exactly like her on earth. She's both average in looks, and doesn't have much of a genuine personality either. Quit putting such girls on a pedestal and eventually youll gain self respect enough to care about your life.

I can't tell if she's 15 or 20.

Somebody tell me which so I don't feel as uncomfortable masturbating.

her brain is as developed as regular 10 years old

You can't even afford a trip yet try to be one. Why are you such a faggot?

How do you even get off to a literal cardboard cutout. At least porn stars are hot

And there's millions of people exactly like you, too. I'll give you some advice too: there is no "genuine" self or personalities. There's only the self you're comfortable being. I'm not interested as you've suggested in making anything out of life since I realized life is nothing but a definitive un-making

She's in uni apparently so you should be straight. Even if she wasn't, who the fuck cares.

i would give away my testicle to produce for her

Someone took the ultimate bluepill. Quit being such an emo little faggot. My point is that there's absolutely nothing special about this girl. In fact its actually impressive in how boring and average in everything she is.

she is basic bitch even wears black belt of cocksucking unironically

Lol says the person with a normie, POZd view of life.My point is even if there's nothing special about her or her music so the fuck what
You know how many artists get discussed here who are nothing special too

How sucking a dick makes you a basic bitch?

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yes, we are well aware of viral marketing on Sup Forums

only a pretty face,no talent at all

Artists that are already established though who make boring music and are boring people too like
Maus the microphones mount eerie NMH etc

and you are comparing these people who put lots of knowledge and literacy to some braindead teenager like claire whos creativity is equal to iphone's 7 she is holding to make basic bitch pictures...

As life ebbs, terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves

>normie

There it is again. Do you not see the irony in using this term?

i want to have consensual intercourse with the clairo

Oh shut the fuck up. Even if you don't like them those artists have made significant contributions and waves within the realm of independent music. This is literally some chick posting shit on youtube and riding the coattails of an already dieting genre and aesthetic.

You can call them boring all you want but The Microphones and NMH legitimately innovated within their sphere. And more notably had a coherent and sincere artistic vision. This chick has nothing but cheap kitschy tumblr shit to get people interested.

*dying

Reminder that we at the kpop general support Clairo

Clairo is my property

Clairo has great music and she is far superior to the Microjokes and numale shit like that.

literally a 6/10 with no talent,go find a better musician to talk about

she killed "her" "career" with stupid privilege posting whilst being most privileged of all

get with u is great song

>I love you Jesus Christ over the most basic open chords

Why are you all discussing a 14 year old girl?

Most likely shilling and people going along with it.

How old is she, seriously?

19
I love her music

>I love her music
Fascinating.

Have you listened to it comrade

idk man this goes to show, as im sure most of us have believed that 16-18 yr olds who think they're cool b/c they know mac demarco are just as uninteresting and easy to fool / market to as 16-18 yr olds who watch the bachelor and listen to ed sheeran.

haha wow

i just listened to some and this is a fucking pathetic new low for Sup Forums

it might be even lower than Sup Forumss golden pedo years

sort yourselves you pathetic bastards

Why should I?
youtube.com/watch?v=UHVLqIm-S2I

this is /r9k/ levels of pathetic

almost unbelievable that she makes colleen green's 2011 drum machine bedroom pop sound interesting

You need to listen to more music.

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>blingee

irredeemable cancer

holy shit what a qt

What's blingee?

9gag tier meme gif maker, basically like meme generator

lmao elvis costello lookin nerds on my mad af

this desune

Careful there - you don't wanna be giving the Autistic Grimes Poster a run for his money.

>Idgaf about my life anyway

yeah checks out

she's gonna grow up like a slutty fucking bitch with all this publicity. Like a tumblr/instagram bitch that you would fuck, but instead she would rather tell you how edgy she is and that she's depressed because society and males are oppressing her.

calling it now

This. Everyone is part of one stereotype or another in a broad enough view, and its only getting to know someone that makes them unique.

>like a moth to a flame coming out of mac demarco's rectum

Kekd

How much are they paying you guys to do these threads?

s/t won here lbr

nice reaction piccy lmao how old are u

/r9k/ flavor of the month

until they find out she fucked a black guy and they will move on to another girl.

>she fucked a black guy
you wish, you fucking mutt

I'm only 12 but trust me I'm edgy and cool from reddit. I am not a normie lawl fuck feminism and I like anime 2

>tfw I've been trying so fucking hard to ignore this bitch
>but the Whites are at it again

Isn't she like 17 or 18? Women that age usually aren't very intelligent.

how is it difficult to ignore a literal who?

No bc there is none