/f1/ - for real fuck Mercedes edition

Merc #NotMyChampions
2014, Danny WDC, RBR WCC
2015, Sebastian WDC, Ferrari WCC
2016, Danny WDC, RBR WCC

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Season standings:

1. Vettel 25 points
2. Hamilton 18 points
3. Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points

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1st for sisu

Threadly reminder that Ricciardo was beaten by Narain Karthikeyan

Who will McLaren get to replace Alonso for next season? And what if Alonso drops out before the end of the season, who will they get then? Button is the """""reserve driver""""""" but he won't come back to drive that shitbox.

And Vandoorne has contract only for 2017, what if he goes, too?

MERCEDES FUCKING CHEATS

>thejudge13.com/2017/03/16/better-lap-time-by-burning-oil/
>Renault’s MD for F1 Cyril Abiteboul, welcomed the clarification of the rules saying that it was good to know what was, or wasn’t permitted.
>“We were not attacking anyone in particular. But we needed to make sure that it is clear to everyone, and it can be properly monitored and also enforced that fuel should remain the primary combustible used in F1.”
>“We can refer to the spirit of the regulations – the combustibles are clear for everyone that they should be fuel – but having said that any engine will burn oil.
>“But whether you burn oil for lubrication or as a combustible is something completely different. What we feel is that we need to be extremely clear about what should be the spirit, and we need to be clear also and that should be the FIA’s responsibility to make sure that it is enforceable. I accept that it is challenging.”

Get this out to Italian media FFS

How did Merc get away with it lads?

Take all Mercedes trophies except Rosbergs because he didn't know as he is an upstanding gentleman.

This is illegal in several ways
>bypassing of the fuel flow sensors, they could use more fuel than allowed in addition to the oil
>not providing an actual sample of their fuel (the oil-fuel mix they actually burn)
>burning a fuel mixture that does not meet regulations

Strip their Championships, fine them, move them to the end of the pit lane!

>VET is a good guy and HAM is a bad guy

I don't understand Sup Forums

Stop sticking up for the dirty cheater Lewis!
Vettel is a good guy because he is teaching the dirty confirmed cheater a lesson!!

>Press briefing with the FIA’s Formula 1 director Charlie Whiting, at the Australian Grand Prix, on the opening day of the 2017 Formula 1 season in Melbourne.


>Does FIA plan to investigate so-called oil burning in engines as raised by Red Bull and Renault? Is it an area you’re concerned about?
>CW: I wouldn’t say it’s an area of concern; it’s an area of interest. We’re monitoring it. We did quite a lot of work on that in Barcelona. We’re going to inspect all the oil systems here and we’re going to randomly check oil consumption to make sure it’s not being used as fuel.


That's why the Merc doesn't smoke anymore, isn't a second quicker than anyone else in Q3, and why there was no "Hammertime".

They're just jealous of our success mate

I wonder how Riccy feels knowing he is a 2 time WDC because he isn't a cheating scumbag?
Must feel pretty good

>Ferrari were doing it too
why didn't they just rat them out?

>Hammertime
Was "hammertime" just them bruning oil in the cylinders? They would need like what, 2 kilos of excess oil to make use in quali and race?

Embarrassment
They, while using the same cheat as merc, only finished 3rd in the WCC.

feelsGREATman

when did this oil gate come up?

Ricky a shit

>self-implicating implications

>Ferrari were doing it too

You keep saying that, yet offer zero proof.
You don't even highlight any suspicions; ie when did Ferrari use special engine modes in Q3?

It's nothing but Hamiltonfan damage control.
>"I have no proof or specific allegations, but Ferrari did it too, so that means Lewis didn't win 2 world championships by cheating"

Who's going to win the WDC this year and why is it Lewis

>Seb is now a 5 time World Champion

He's got this one in the bag as well. So only one more year until Schumi emerges from the grave to defend his record

Crazy to think 12 months later this man won the WDC
What a champion to improve that much

Ferrari fags need to be gassed

>implying Merc didn't rig his brakes
lmao

ILL
EAGLE

MERCEDES TO BE BANNED FROM COMPETITIVE MOTORSPORTS FOR ALL ETERNITY

>implying that speaks against Ricciardo
>implying Karthikeyan ain't a top 20 driver in F1 history
fukn scrub spain i swear

the oilocaust is a hoax
>how did they burn all that oil so quickly?
>why were there no traces of carbon monoxide in the fumes?
>the red bull statement is full of inconsistencies

Yet Charlie knew about it before testing and was looking into catching these cheaters

Hmmmmmmmm

>more Hamiltonfan damage control

OY VEY

>>why were there no traces of carbon monoxide in the fumes?

>he thinks F1 cars get emissions tested

>shut it down, the goys know

>MERCEDES: THE BEST OR NOTHING

What did they mean by this?

>Our

Which car do you drive on the circuit, "mate"?

ayyy why does this always happen when an Austrian gets in charge?

It's just Secondberg on a proxy.

it's a joke you abos

>That hair

Someone has to tell him it's time for a clean shave.

>mercedes will soon join mclaren in the back rows

thats what bad karma does to you guys
at least Ferrari is here to restore some glory to f1

>"I was only pretending to be retarded"

>Renault engine reliability
>abo

What is he thinking about right now?

>it's a joke you abos

no pretending required for you eh?

>Mercedes not admitted to China GP
>Mercedes to lose their 3 titles
>all Mercedes employees must sacrifice their firstborn

That sure escalated quickly lads

>Toto will be sent back to DTM where he will suffer for eternity
Best timeline.

still shit desu, just like the quality of this webm because i couldn't find a high res video

>Sup Forums literally in tears over Mercedes and Hamilgoats superiority

Lel can't wait for the end of the season #Rise

Mercedes put the sun in his eyes

Stop posting anytime, James.

Crazy to think he even won the WDC in that year!

Who would have thought am I right!

>if I post the same 3 crashes of one guy that means he's bad
I'd love to post all Kimi's crashes but I don't have 2 weeks to spare

"If I start right fucking now, I'll have another son in F1 when I'm 67. Maybe he won't suck."

>same 3 crashes
this is the first time I posted it, Nigel. And we all know Gimi is shit, GOA77as is the future

Lol you people are like Liberals after Trump won. So salty

Then again, Kimi is terrible

>literally in tears
>this projection
Sorry to hear you are in such a state after hearing about your hero being a dirty cheater.

savage, m8. i like it.

forgot the times gimi and bottasu took each other out though.

>The Russians Hacked F1! Guyssss! Someone...

ayyy lmao

>muh oil
>muh smoke

Oh fuck off with your nonsense.

Mercedes did nothing wrong, you cucks.

Are you penis obsessed Brit?

>implying some of mercedes oil-fuel didnt leak onto the track and caused him to slide

>the absolute state of Mercedes once they can't cheat.

Sure thing Nico

t. Fritzl

What are you smoking lad? You seem either upset or delusional in my view.
Mercedes-Benz is a German company not Russian.

>claims it's a baseless claim
>FIA are looking into and stopping the illegal actions
Their must be something they are on to, more developments to come

Haas is going to win a race this year, willing to post a pic of my butt hole if they don't

>Reminder

When RB were on top everyone was saying what they were doing with they're Aero was illegal too

Still doesn't explain why the Ferrari didn't get pole though

Vettel fucked up his lap, he can match him in dirty air and better him in free air in the race so it's that simple.

try not to take it too hard when mercedes is cleared of all wrongdoing

Mercedes are still better over one lap. And this is a strong track for Mercedes, as is Shanghai. Bahrain & Spain will favor Ferrari, let's see if that will give them the advantage in qualifying, too.

This is a dirty as fuck sport overall, when has the winning not twisted the rules into oblivion?

>HAM
>Fastest Lap 1:27.033
How will Chocco ever recover

I won't take it hard at all, I'm not retarded.

They can't retroactively go back in time and investigate the past can they. So they will be "cleared" (read not found guilty which is not the same) because they can't actually prove they have done wrong in the past.

It's cheating where people aren't looking so they don't even know you are cheating. "Its only illegal if you get caught"

And every other team before them who were on top had to face the same allegations too

>there are cars in front
>why can't I go fast in dirty air, Toto
>you said I would be champion
>I can't even overtake the RB dog
>I wish Nico was here
>why won't they let me race in clean air
>my neck hurts

The difference is that you can easily look at and check the aero meets the specs and it was checked and cleared often. The engines are so complex you need the people to know exactly how it's working, it's like the suspension thing in that sense, it's so complex you need them to know exactly what to look for.

>World Ranking
>Rank 4 of 8250

Get on my fucking level, /F1/

what a magnificent driver, so deft behind the wheel

You could easily make the argument the other way. In fact you could easily make an argument that Ferrari are cheaters in they're wind tunnel relationship with Haas

Toto knows:

http//www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/13089541/haas-ferrari-relationship-very-intelligent-toto-wolff

youtube.com/watch?v=AFG0EPxRwYA
>Crashes in testing

Never got what people saw in him other than Straya delusion

He's a mediocre driver easily bested by Amx and I don't even like Amx

noice, what were your predictions of Australia?

>Never got what people saw in him other than Straya delusion

Everyone hyped him up because "dude he has beaten Vettel in 2014 lmao" in a car that was terrible for drive to Vettel as even Horner later admitted

why are they all wearing rubber gloves=?

Max will win in Monaco. Screencap this.

>take a straight edge with a type of measurement along the edge
>measure if the car exceeded any of the specifications
Aero is physically measurable and any Joe blogs with a ruler and the rule book can check it.
The engines are a whole different ball game
>"Mr engineer for team, what is this part"
>"Oh that's *insert lie*"
No one can say it isn't that because no one else knows how their engine works exactly but them.

>was terrible for drive to Vettel as even Horner later admitted
what cars are same for everyone

...

holding off lewis for ultimate butthurt

Please tell me who should I support, because apparently the drivers I like suddenly aren't good enough for /f1/

He's not winning a race this year. Neither is Ricciardo.

>the hamlet of princess pascal

Palmer