Go to your city's backpage and post your local escorts

Go to your city's backpage and post your local escorts

My city sucks

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I want to get an escort but none of them are fat enough

she's hot

How much do you think I should pay?

100 my man

She's saying $300 for a full service "massage" is that crazy?

it depends where you live but yea 300 is on the high end scale, kinda expensive

My city ain't too great, man

disgusting

You can smell the fucking rotting teeth from here

Do you actually get a massage when you meet one of these girls? Then it might be worth it.

I like how all the whores on my backpage are clearly stoned

no way friend, I'm not interested in any massage. I hardly even talk to the whore

I've only gone with 3 escorts, one was great one was terrible and one I came way too quickly. It was always straight to it though, no massage

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Have you ever gotten the girls to send nudes beforehand? I really want to see if her tits are as nice as they seem before I spend the money.

from that picture I can tell they're nice

but yea I've got some to send pictures, they ask for one of you first. I don't send real pictures of me to whores though, I grab a picture from /soc/

Smart. I think I'm going to spend the money and fuck her. Is it rude to haggle on the price?

it can't hurt to ask, but use a texting app like pinger

take your pick

If she is asking 300 how low should I go?

the smelly one

actually an escort asking for that much probably won't go any lower, she probably considers herself too high class. But hey try whatever price you like and see what she says

go to 200

DAMN!! any more?