You got 5 seconds to prove you're white or I shoot
You got 5 seconds to prove you're white or I shoot
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I'm not afraid of cops
I CANT HANDLE SPICY FOOD AND SMACK MY PLAY WITH MY STEP SISTERS ASS, WEAKNESS AND INCEST. AS WHITE AS IT GETS
“I don’t get it”
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I eat sushi
I feel white guilt every day of my life
I didn't know I was speeding, officer
i have a full time job and a father
I'm an actual human. Not some albino alien.
You do know who I am officer?
Put the gun down
Lawrence welk is the best show on tv.
I love bbc
Show hubastank, creed, rage against, and other shitty music on my spotify playlist
Fucking nigger
I suck at basketball.
HE SAID GUN!!! OPEN FIRE!!!
Winrar
My dad raised me, set a good example for me and today I have a well paid legal job.
No can do officer me and my family are off to disneyland.
We'll just be on our way now.
I'm married
Sir, don't shoot. I'll spill my pumpkin spice latte inside my brand new Mercedes.
My favorite band is Journey
He said white, not ancient old fart
check these dubs officer. told you I'm white
Can you repeat that again officer? My english is not very good
>smack my play with my step sisters ass, weakness and incest
>smack my play
>mfw
Are you Asian
I swear I didn't know those are watermelons in the trunk, I thought they were footballs.
I legally own guns
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Fuck. You got me.
I can't have a chicken sandwich without extra mayo and pickles
My hands are white in both sides, look.
>SMACK MY PLAY
Ok Rahjeet that's enough Internet roleplaying for one day.
I know my father, ASK me if I have Crohn's. The answer's yes. Thank you for putting the gun down, good sir.
I hunt for the meat.
i smoke weed just as much as black people, but cops don't arrest me
Yes sir I do watch rick and morty
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Hol up B I'm white af. don't shoot.
I is be speaking English proper while eating some KFC nigga
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I listen to rap, folk, and classic rock. Statistically, I am white.
Blacks love incest too. Thats why they love that movie Fat Bitch Gets AIDS. Because of that scene where her mom is like "EY GET YO FAT ASS UP HERE AND EAT MY PUSSY".
how will the cop see your tattoo while you're in your car? are you driving a car around shirtless or something you retard?
I love Bon Jovi
>learn Sup Forums etiquette
please tell me that was just a really short copypasta. if not then you honestly need to end your life.
Iam gay
twineer.com
Nice day for some bird watching huh?
Ohh! Hello Officer!
I get sunburned easily
I had sex with my sister
*sits there respectfully
I'm using a computer and I spelt this sentence correctly.
>ya'no'wut'amsayin!
The only thing on my criminal record is driving under influence
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I still have my dad around.
shit bro why you gotta bring that shit up
"Officer im just trying to get to work/class early"
lynch niggers fuck asians burn muslims gas jews
I know who my father is and maintain regulat contact with him.
haha stupid nigger what is it like to be born a low brow shit stain? fuck off fag lmao.
It's still gay if you call him your sister.
honorary white so its okay
I'm from Iowa.
840 credit score
I'd shoot you myself.
I'd rather have a mudslime nigger take my daughter back to his Homeland to see his family than even exist in the same room as you
I play hockey, I wear a fannypack when I take a walk
I cant play basketball
i cant read
I SAY OVER YONDER A LOT PLEASE DON'T SHOOT
check my privilege officer
I like cheese and wine tours.
Okie dokie officer I just don't want any trouble, sir. I know I was doin' 'bout 30 in the school zone but I didn't mean that little fella I ran over any harm.
I hear weed around here costs $20 per gram
I idn't know I couldn't do that.
Plus I know my father.
heres a picture of me and my dad
Oh fuck you officer you made me late for work! Just give me the ticket, youll be hearing from my lawyer.
I have a father.
beta detected
I like minecraft
When I played qb in high school, I wasn't also the team's leading rusher.
I apologize officer, I was going to be late for work.
No need to shoot, man. I have a whole folder of cop porn.
Si senior, I am mucho white and mi love Amerika!
I have a missed call from my father, my fridge has real juice in it, I have a high school degree.
I fap to trap porn.
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I'm living off of 30k a year
I'm currently at work
I tan less than fucking casper the ghost.