Have you ever tried a casual encounter? How bad did it go? I'm kinda curious about doing it just for fun...

Have you ever tried a casual encounter? How bad did it go? I'm kinda curious about doing it just for fun, but given the state I live in, there's a high chance that I'm gonna get robbed or murdered.

I've done it a few time but I'm a major homo so it went pretty well. Also got a dewalt drill for 60 bucks and a handjob once.

>check the casual encounters for my city out of curiosity
>kinda fat, cute face/fuckable girl has posted about five times in the last couple weeks
>every post is a different pic, suggestive poses, and some even half naked
>reverse image search doesn't give me any results
>she's one of those who posts her number likeONE THREE this
>add her number, notice she uses WhatsApp
>her profile pic is sorta suggestive
Should I go for it? Don't really care if it doesn't get sexual, I just want to try for the thrill of it, although it kinda seems a bit too good to be true, even if the girl isn't even that hot.

not a casual encounter but my own personal craigslist story

>browsing craiglist for easy money gigs
>"Get paid to smoke ciggarettes!"
>curious, open ad and read further
>"come over and get paid to smoke cigarettes... not a sexual gig! if interested send a face pic to Ron- 305-xxx-xxxx"
>email a face pic, get asked to come over next thursday
>decided to call Ron and see what this is
>"so whats the catch man?"
"I need you to exhale them into my mouth"
>fuck it, its an easy $20
>go to mans apartment, he answers the door in a bathrobe. Hes a horder
>"Just give me a nudge whenever you're gonna give me a hit, and make a funnel with your hand and blow it into my mouth"
>start smoking, several minutes pass
>"so whats your endgame here? how many other guys do this?"
>"Oh i got between 5-6 guys coming over a day to do this. Basically I got some tests coming up in september, and want to register positive for Second hand smoke damage so I can get some disability"

Months later, borwsing craigslist gigs again with roommate for dumb shit
>"COME SIT AT MY PLEASURE DESK"
>Open ad, ready for keks
>"Come watch adult movies at my pleasure desk and pleasure yourself! I will be watching from under the desk, please do not make any contact with me. I prefer it this way. Text Ron at 305-xxx-xxxx"
>oh shit he was a pervert

pic related, its him

whoops, forgot pic

post pics

Is that Bill O'Reilly?

the world is so fucking weird.

there are 10/10 amazingly beautiful girls out there with crystal blue eyes that love nothing more than to eat out a dudes hairy asshole after the gym. sexuality is weird. the second hand smoke thing was definitely a lie conjured up to figure out some way to almost kiss men since he won't admit to himself that he's gay

She's a whore. She's going to want money.

>there are 10/10 amazingly beautiful girls out there with crystal blue eyes that love nothing more than to eat out a dudes hairy asshole after the gym
Uh, yeah, no there aren't

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. This is one of her CL pics. At least she has a nice ass.

ha, ive always described him as a "Shitty bill o'reilly" to my friends

20 bucks and he didn't suck your dick could have gone way worse

yes, there are

people have strong sexual urges and their looks and status do not matter

if you don't think it is like this, you havent explored much of the reality of human sexuality. there are 10/10 girls that EAT SHIT user.

Go for it that is like a 10/10 for CL hookups

This bitch is definitely going to want money, almost guarantee it

How to get pussy from CL if I’m a guy? In my area seems the only way is to pay, or get a fucking million spam bots/ads. Anyone who seems slightly normally is a fucking big black woman who’s at best a 2/10.

I posted an ad, 18 year old girl replied to me, she was the only real one, I decided against meeting her because I didn't believe she was really 18 since she's still in high school. We texted a little bit talking about sexy shit then stopped. One of my friends is in prison for having nudes of a 16 year old girl sent to him so yeah. I got about 70 bots reply to me in 2 hours then I deleted it.

Stds

Fuck it, I'm gonna text her and see what happens. How fast do they ask for money? Also, her latest post was literally three hours ago and it's very vague, just something like "Ready whenever you're ready"

Normally they will talk about "roses" or donations shit like that pretty fast.

literally got oral herpes. broke up with GF of 10 years. got high on coke, get on CL: Any BBWs need their kitty licked? get two replies. first one isn't big at all. few days later did again - heavy girl, but ok. turns into fuck buddy. week later >ne: "hey what is that on your lip"
>oh nothing
>me: 2 weeks later: oh look I have herpes
>me: you gave me herpes
>her: no I didn't, everyone has it like 80% of people have it
>me: well, I fucking didn't until 2 fucking weeks ago you slag

there, enjoy.

seen this ho pix on CL...pay the money and enjoy, dude!

so you made out with a fat craigslist whore with a fever blister on her face? was she a nigger too?

you guys are fuckin pathetic, being around people like this makes me sick. why would you take home pussy from craigslist, a place where its not safe to take home furniture?

wait does this work? Because I love fat bitches (it's my thing). But I want clean fat bitches. Like, I don't want her to smell like dog shit Never thought women went on CL. Just thought it was for homos and 'escorts"

wanna hear about the 3 day old load I slupred out of her puss one day? she worked at a private prison and would let the guys fuck her sometimes for money on the outside. So she gets some alone time, guy busts his nut in her, then like she is basically on 16 hour shifts for 2 days, never showers, she comes over and I get straight up into her - got she reeks, I lick all that nasty cum right out of her - was fucking horrible i dunno what was wrong with me.

I don't know how you do it man. If those pants come off and I can smell it without even getting near it, I fuckin bolt out the door.

if you aren't getting furniture from Cl you are really missing out. What are you living in 1994?

Where is she from then?
I don't really want to pay for sex to be honest, but on average, how much do they ask for getting a handjob and how much for a blowjob?

once slept with a married woman I met on CL. she posted complaining that her husband prematurely ejaculated and she had never had "real" sex since he was her only partner. she couldn't handle it and just wanted to try sex out once.

so we talked for a while, flirting and shit, talking about sexual desires and kinks etc. it was clearly all new and exciting to her. she even sent me a few nudes. she was in her early 20s, thin / athletic runners build, medium boobs, hot librarian looking brunette. way hotter than any girl I had been with prior to that, honestly. way out of my league under normal circumstances. nonetheless, we eventually decided to meet up at the local mall.

believe it or not, we ended up fucking in the back seat of my car right there in the underground parkade. she was eager and very horny. must have already made up her mind about it before meeting me. I felt like I was just an accessory throughout the whole thing

>tfw her pussy was so tight that I came prematurely too

didn't talk to her again after that. that poor husband had no chance, her pussy was like a fucking lubricated vice grip on my cock

I looked her up on social media recently and it appears she has had a divorce and gone full millennial woman club slut, problem glasses and all

>Look for traps or fem CDs in my area on CL
>Literally none
>Any CDs I see are in their 40s or older
>MFW

Fuck this!

Not to mention lately on CL theres been more scammers going on and people posting fake pics claiming its them. Site needs better moderation. Grindr is no help either in my area.

> clean fat bitches
> clean
> fat

There is no such thing as clean fatties

was just playing. truth is thoguh, her pussy stank and I went down on her one time sober and that was the end of it. We'd even showered - she had some sort of chemical imbalance because she was on weird medicines. Her pussy literally tasted like really old greasy onion rings. I gag just thinking about it. I couldn't get the stink off my dick for like 3 days afterwards.

it was a personal low point in my life. this is pre-tinder btw.

>problem glasses
what dis

bruh, slept with plenty of clean fat bitches. They just need to actually take care of themselves and shower

get on /soc/ bet you can find one there.

He probably means these

if they'd take care of themselves, they wouldn't be fat in the first place

Normally about 40-80 an hour depends on a lot of factors. Backpages is where you go for pay sex though. CL is the worst for it.

gotcha

taking caare of themselves hygein wise

Got drunk and horny and decided I wanted to get fucked by a dude. Bi-curious, always wanted to try. Posted on CL to say bi-curious bottom seeking fuckbuddy. Got a lot of hits, narrowed them down by looks (got rid of the uggos), body size (too many fatties), dick size (too many micropeens). Reached out to the remaining three and hooked up with each of them at a hotel, one after the other.

I hid some weapons around the place because I was paranoid about getting murdered, made sure they understood there was no barebacking, and we had a good time. One guy was a bit rough but calmed down when I told him he can fuck an asshole or he can be an asshole, but not both.

Got tested a few times after, no issues.

my wife turned into this. I have been jerking it alone for 8 years just to get away from her rotten snatch.

I've attempted to form a quality relationship with an actual human being through cl before. Can I be here?

she on birth control?

my current gf used to have a stinking pussy to the point where I would much rather masturbate than fuck her. we talked about it and tried everything we could. cleaning up our diets, etc, whatever. eventually, what solved the problem was getting her off birth control entirely. now my favourite thing to do is have her sit on my face. tastes good and healthy.

you are hitting rock bottom here... no fatty can be clean, as soon as they move an inch they start sweating at places normal people don't even have, combine this with a lack of flexibility and you got a reeking mess regardless when she took a shower/bath.

I can tell you've either fucked some nasty fat bitches, or never fucked fat bitches. Some of them can be really flexible. You're retarded.

Wew, well, if 40 can get me the whole package I might think about it, but if she's gonna charge me, might as well just pay like 20 for a hand/blowjob

I just don't like fat people. They are disgusting on multiple levels smell is just one reason.

No. she got her uterus taken out from cancer. it's just a voracious stinking hole. I have no idea but she's fat, and thinks doing laundry than treating herself to soda and cake is exercise.

Dude, I've gotten amazing deals on there. Most recently a guitar and amp separately (babby's first, but good quality for the price) and some 4-ton car ramps, $185 total. If you live near a big city you get great deals. I've also seen power tools at good prices, been looking around at small table saws and they're going for ~$60 for a decent one

god damn, man. it sounds like you are in an unpleasant and unhappy relationship. but I guess you can't leave because of cancer and history and shit. my condolences.

this is why my generation is playing video games instead of marrying

>Be me, just moved out of house after wife cheated.
>horny, kinda depressed
>browsing craigslist
>find an ad from a sissy looking to suck cock for the first time
>curious, respond to ad
>add him on kik
>looks pretty hot, very full lips
>organise for him to come around, but expect to bail on him
>go to pub and have some beers
>the more I drink the better this idea sounds
>decide to go for it
>he comes around to my place
>a little awkward, but he goes straight to bathroom to shower/change
>come out looking hot as fuck
>immediately starts sucking like a demon
>holy shit this is great
>when I cum he gargles it then swallows
>fuck yes
>he hangs around, I smoke a cigarette and we drink a glass of wine together
>he wants to do round 2
>bust another nut in his mouth
>he has to leave
>he asks "so... wanna do this again?"
>me: errrr....... no

still regret saying that, I would love to have a sissy bitch I could command.

nailed it on the head. I've resigned my life to fucking my thin hotter wife in my head. How the fuck does she not smell it is my question. I can't go near that thing. the thought alone makes me flaccid. thankfully I'm on heavy anti depressants so my sex drive is worthless.

>Got tested a few times after

How do you get tested?
How much does it cost?

i met a girl from on there she ended up fucking me in the ass. GREAT TIME I SUGGEST

Nothing. Universal healthcare, motherfuckers.

As for how, urine test and a blood test.

>I think I'm 19 or 19 going on 20 at this point
Post on m4w that I'm looking for an older girl and that looks and weight dont matter
>hoping to get a real troll of a woman, and I find her
>she's maybe 5'4" and over 200lbs
>big ole fupa
>after email bs we agree to fuck at her place, in the darkness of her driveway
>omw there she asks if its ok that her friend joins in
>I say ok, don't care want to fuck
>I get there and she pretty much starts blowing me immediately, he's standing in the back a little under a tree
>after about 2 or 3 min of this he walks and gets her to go from kneeling to bent over. Pulls down her pants and starts fucking her
>asking me shit like "yeah she sucks real good doesn't she (He's like a mid to late 20's average looking mexican guy)
>I'm just like "yeah, feels good"
>Eventually he nuts in her (later on I brought it up with her and she doesn't remember him cumming in her, but I still believe he did)
>She asks if I'm clean, I say I am and she turns around for me to fuck her, says I don't have to pull out
>at first a little apprehensive, but plunge right in after about a second of thought
>fuck her for maybe 5 min, wasn't too long, felt weird for me with him watching
>Eventually I bust a fat load inside her
>zip up, give her a hug and goodbye and I dip as quick as I could full of shame

I then continued to fuck her every know and again for 2 years, I think we fucked somewhere around 20 times. Well met up a could of times, a few times she just blew me. The guy never fucked her with me again, he watched a couple times then idk what happened, but later she got a bf and he watched us fuck in her basement sometimes. I never pulled out.

stop posting pics of me fag. you got paid, didn't you??

t. ron

Hey Ron.

Fuck I'm ripped

>know and then
I'm a fucking retard, "now and then"

no but I have fucked a hooker from backpage. it was among my worst experiences ever.

great blow job though.

Did years ago

>Be horny as fuck 15 year old fag (literally fag)
>post ad wanting to suck only, no anal
>he picks me up, drives me to remote area
>he sits on the hood of his car
>start sucking
>tells me to turn around and pull my jeans down
>say I told him no anal
>he said something like "I just want to see your cute little butt"
>for some stupid reason believe him
>rape happened is the TLDR + don't want to type it

had to walk almost 4 miles home with a leaking butt. Don't do craigslist.

Hey Brian. Do you still drive that pos toyota with the rubbermaid storage tub zip tied to the roof?

type it anyway. that's the biggest part of the story here.

he grabbed my arm, twisted it behind my back, slammed my face down on the hood of his car, and wrecked my ass, happy?

well greentext would've been optimal but yeah that works i guess

I have had a few, but not via craigslist.
Craigslist is trash (at least in Germany).

Tons of fakes and only the lowest low lifes and sickest ads are real.


I am bi.
Got into traps years ago. Decided to meet one.
Created an account on two platforms.
(One of them is planetromeo, pretty big in EU)

one of the dating plattforms was mainly hetero, but finding women your age (around 20) nigh impossible and there are not thaat many older women into young guy; at least if you arent okay with driving 100km gor a date.

Checked out the TV's and TS's profiles.
Lots of them ugly guys in drag.
Wrote to an indonesian 28 year old.
Was looking ok and a pretty cool guy.
Was kinda nervous the evenong of the date.
He was living in a not so nice part of town. Would i get robbed?
When he opened the door to his apartment, i didnt get hit in the back of my head and i was kinda relieved, that he was visibly more nervous than me.

Had some sex, met again, turned into a casual friendship.
After a year he got a boyfriend and since he was a good guy wouldnt cheat on him.
So we havent met again to this day.
This wasnt the only person i met

>Like another user am browsing Craigs for ez pay
"Seeking attractive 20s male to fulfil a fetish. Must be fit (slim gym type, no bodybuilder types). No sex involved. $200."
>Contact him. Send him a photo on request.
>He tells me he wants me to book a hotel for less than $80 a night and text him the address and a photo of the receipt.
>He'll courier a package with instructions, the money, and extra for the hotel room
>He stresses no sex stuff, I won't even see him
>Book room at cheap motel. Text details
>Knock at the door a couple of hours later while I'm watching Netflx on my laptop
>Courier hands me package. Open it up and there's a glass jar, like a cleaned out peanut butter jar or something
>Also $65 for the room
>Instructions:
"I will park my car outside at 10pm. I want you to masturbate any time after this time, and ejaculate (cum) into the jar. As soon as you are done, send me a text saying 'done.' I want you to type it up so it is ready to send the second you cum into the jar. As soon as you have, seal the jar and put it outside on your doorstep. I will collect it, and slip an envelope with the $200 under the door, but will not knock or come in. Once you leave the jar, your job is done and you can enjoy the room for the rest of the night."
>whatthefuck.jpg
>After midnight, I fap and cum into the jar. As directed, I text him and leave the jar outside.
>I hear a car door, sprinting on pavement getting closer, and see a shadowed figure literally sprint to my door, hear a jar open, watch an envelope slide under the door
>Open it, $200 as promised
>Peek out the window and watch a man walk back to his car and get in
>Watch as he opens the jar and pours my cum into his hands, then rub it all through his hair
>Eh, whatever. $200 and a motel is $200 and a motel

how did the other ones go?

During this friendship, i kept looking for other people to meet.


Once met a 16 boy.
I would only meet boys when they were consideranly younger and smaller build than me.
Came from a dysfunctional home.
Liked being tied up, verbal humiliation, even getting hit.

Blowjob was bad.
But the worst part was his hygiene.
He wasnt filthy, but i would exoect from anyone to have a shower the day of a casual date.
He most likely didnt. Maybe even not the day before.

Worse was that he didnt rinse out his asshole (every other person i meet does).
I just a condom, but it wasnt nice looking at shit on the tip on your dick.

In the end i didnt really fuck him.
He only got fucked by his even younger ex boyfriend, who had a smaller di l than me.
He was too tight to get my dick in.
In the end i came all over his face and got the fuck out of there

Im replying to my first comment

I can 100% relate to this. I had a semi-affair with a 20yo, brown hair/light-brown eyes, pussy amazingly textured with a vice grip. It would hurt her every time on penetration, but holy fuck. If she was riding me and took the wrong angle I'd actually get my cock chaffed. Best sex I ever had, but the age gap was too much (7 years).

Pic related. Not gonna show face cos her sister/family browse Sup Forums and I'm still friends with them.

Btw her pussy smelled like these, and tasted a bit like sour/acidic lime-wine.

There was at time, i got a little reckless.
Met with a latino crossdresser, a little older than 30.
Normaly i wouldnt meet someone older than 30 (they just dont look that good anymore at that age) but i was horny.

Went there. Got a great great blowjob.
He Wanted to get fucked.
He asked me to do it bareback.
Should have raised all the alarms, but i was too horny to leave.
I fucked bareback, never came that hard in my life and never did ever again.

The next day i started thinking about if it was worth the risk.


A week later i met with another SE-asian tranny. (24y old!?)
Wasnt looking nearly as good as on the photos. Wasnt styled that well. Forgot to shave his legs. I didnt arrive early, nut he just came out of the shower with his hair (long and natural) still wet as fuck
But i was ok with fucking a dude with feminine features.
But it got pretty weird.
He wanted me to stay the night as a condition for the date.
I agreed but didnt really want anymore when i actually met him.

He started begging and eventualy crying, i got weired out even more, the more he begged and cried, the more it cane clearer that there was no chance of me staying.
When i was at the door, he fell to his knees and gave me the best blowjob of my live, sucked like a vacuum cleaner.
Came in his mouth and got the fuck out.


A week later first symptoms started to show.
Itching urethra, slight burn when pissing.
Clear but sticky fluid coming out my dickhole.

It was chlamydia.
Went to a doc, he shoved two of those sticks you take dna samples by sliding them over mucus membranes with up my inflamed urethra.

Hurt like hell.
Got a weeks worth antibiotics.
After that weeks some puss came out.
Went back, he sent me to a different doc
She was better, more expertise.
Lied when asked wether i had hetero or homo sex.
Again took some samples.
Even some blood for testing for HIV.
Gave me some stronger antibiotics judt in case.

Turned out all tests were negative.

What do you think about those MILFs that claim they're not getting enough attention from their husbands? How legit are those?

saw her post a few ads, eventually hit her up and got my dick sucked behind a walgreens in my car. she was on coke im pretty sure

Gay commie. How rare...

After that & the fwb it took me a while to find a suitable new one.

My overall standarts regarding the looks increased.
I wouldnt meet anyone who'd have as much as a pimple near his mouth or asshole.


My current fwb since june '17.
Is a 165 cm 55kg indonesian.
Is small but a little too muscular to be called petite.

Is pretty hot, great ass, super clean (the body, his apartment is chaotic as fuck)
Likes it rough. Fuck him BB.

yup..I was 18 and met a 35 year old guy who was fairly attractive and we went to dinner, went to hotel and made out and had sex, he wanted me to fart on his face and smother him, was pretty weird but I went along with it. looking back I probably shouldn't have done it. i'm 21 now, still gay as hell

most 10/10s that are sexual delinquents only do their deeds with other hot people, tis only a small fraction of them that will eat out a fucking fat neck beard faggot such as yourself

I'm surprised that it wasn't some whore looking to get preggers so she could live off of your child support payments.

That's bi commie to you, please.

And if 'not actually having to mortgage my home to pay my hospital bills' is being a commie, then tweak my moustache and call me Karl

Had me send him a pic so he could make me come over
Went to his house
Had me strip outside
Pushed me against brick wall
Fucked me from behind
Left me there and went back inside

I did it m4m first time... just make sure to wear condom... i got checked 3 timea.after was fine but it's legit

Wont lie I'm a fatty I don't smell cuz I can bathe myself... however I agree with you full heartedly most are disgusting...

Most cities have free clinics and also doctors just request it... Google aid test clinics...they offer condoms and live too usually

Your math is garbage... you only profited 120 dollars....

my coworker does CL casual encounters... she's an online hooker

we work evenings/nights together and she goes to see her guys usually after work

I used to get blowjobs from her after work for $20 bucks... she'd suck me with no hands for like 15 minutes and let me cum in her mouth

I don't do it anymore but damn she wasn't very hot and i dont think i would've fucked her even if it was free

wtf?
STD tests like Chlamydia, gonorrhea, don't need swabs anymore.
You just need to piss in a cup.

The only problem is there are different strains of STDS. Some require just pills, others take shots, but most importantly the same "cure" doesn't work after a while.

Hope that taught you lot something.

Clubsissy