What would i need to do to get a gf

what would i need to do to get a gf

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just be yourself man

stop being a faggot

Try smiling you morose motherfucker.

I'm kinda drunk at the moment so just buy an escort, you fucking faggot.

Get her drunk, fuck her, get her pregnant, and now she is forced to be with you because she can't afford to raise a child by herself. It worked for me

HOLY SHIT YOU SHAVED!
Looking good man, first step,
Now go for a run,
Gotta lose some of that flab.
Lifting weights will help too,
You can even do body exercises, no weights required you just gotta stick with it buddy.
Then when your fit and looking after yourself comes the hardest part.
You gotta talk to them man,
You’re gonna need to see them as a friend a partner and a lover. As an equal.

Or I mean you can just find some fat pig who’s also not going to put any effort in and be fat and happy together.
Whatever man

Points for morose!

Get fit, get a better haircut at a nice place, see a therapist so you feel happier and smile more often, goddamn. You're not ugly and have potential, faggot.

makes people uncomfortable when i smile
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oh wow i don't think i could do step 2 and from there on
i've weighed a lot less before, i got told i was ugly then too. fuck i fucking hate being me
there's not much left to cut of my hair. i tried a few therapists, it's not based in reality enough for me.