Hey Sup Forumsfags

Hey Sup Forumsfags
I'm bored
Wat say ?
(I'm french, I'll translate for you)

I have some trash cans that need emptying and a dog you can fuck. Comb over.

Gotcha

Ich bin kein Roboter.

"comin'"

Who is she to you, op?

You will be baby my dog is a good boy

Win.

Wtf, you want me to write in german ?

Meh, some girl that probably lives in Paris
Unimportant

Reormulate please, can't transate

Oh, and I AM OP, but I'm posting on both my cell and laptop

Il t'a dit:
"tu viendras baby" (ds le sens de jouir)
Mon chien est un bon chien...

look at this cheese
it stinks!
no wait, that's you

100% lame

Oh merde, j'y avais pas pensé dan ce sens

Coming, cumming.
Même combat.

...

post pics

Je sais, j'avais pas saisi la référence implicite à sa réponse
Ca nous arrive à tous d'être con

J'impliquai pas que tu es con.
No worries

dégages sale bougnoule

Cannot be a sandnigger, he can spell.

...

Mdr je suis plus Français que toi
Pendant que tu te touchais en rageant devant des photos d'Hitler j'allais voter FN moi, alors sors toi les doigts du cul et ferme ta grande bouche

Homie chill out, also that girl is meh

I don't like being insulted by a virgin, that's all. Putting him back in his place
I know she is, that's why I'm here

C'est bon, je parle français.

Est-ce que c'est une blague ou elle est une dégénérée?

Try to write in English for everyone to understand, please
Frankly I don't know, she's not answering

Well, what does Sup Forums want me to say to her ?

did she answered?

She's playing along for now
>J'arrive = I'm coming

>Do you eat ass?

>Est ce que tu mange du cul?

France is the most pussy country there is. Food and people are terrible, shitty military that is known to surrender for centuries, architecture is ugly, French language sounds like a retard trying to speak actual words. Fuck france

Ok

Not yet user
Don't care, I know we're the best and that ain't the topic
Go back to Sup Forums

Noice try, noice try...
I think you should give it another go.

"Tell me, do you eat ass ?"
I'm trying to sound as real as possible but your phrasing doesn't make it easy

OP is low on battery guys

Anulingus?!
Seriously? Does that word even exist?

It comes from latin (well, it is latin)
It mean tongue->anus

Alright guys I'm out of phone battery, if you want the end of the story you'll have to keep this thread alive until 3p.m. East Coast time, thats 21:00 for you French Fags

True, everyone in Europe hates France for existing and being a faggot. But they're good at hosting terrorist attacks which is nice

Lmao, you're not wrong technically, everyone hate us and we're good at that (a shame)

It's a shame really. I've been to france twice for months at a time and I really tried to like it there but I just couldn't.

True plus everyone around here says they have no hygiene at all, barely take baths

>starts thread when phone is dying
>stops posting in thread
>retreating

typical french

Lmao, I'm still there
Just can't screencap Tinder

*cough cough* ww2

suce ma bite salope !

Nah, that's just BS
It's a myth because, y'know, we French make perfuuumes and we have exansive Dioooor and Channeeeel
But it's fucking expensive and were broke af, like the rest of the world

Everyone loses man, you can't always win

Dont worry user i would still take you over the english cunts any day of the year

Thanks
I love how'em cunts have a book called "1000 years of annoying the French" and that it starts from that one time a French man whooped their asses, invaded them and made them his bitches.
But y'know, everyone needs to feel better about themselves sometimes

As an user that studies history the british cunts are by far the worst
They can go from giving ultimatums to their allies to making them enter world wars in just a couple of years

I know, I study their history in particular