Anyone here who worships SATAN ? How do you do it ? Whom did you sacrifice ?

Anyone here who worships SATAN ? How do you do it ? Whom did you sacrifice ?

I don't worship any spooks.

I sacrificed my own soul, try that before sacrificing someone else

>Anyone here who worships SATAN ?
>How do you do it ?
>Whom did you sacrifice ?
No
Sharpie
Janitor

Satan sucks, come worship God, it's chill
We have wine and rich tea biscuits

How did it start ?
God betrayed me.
I'm looking for Saviour

Dv

Whom'st*

Whom-ever'sdst'ed

I work with a Satanist. He's an ex heroin addict, active alcoholic. He works as a sous chef for minimum wage. He was in the army in France, he killed one of his squad mates in a fist fight with his barehands. He thinks Satan is punishing him.

?!
What do you worship ?
Gren & Martin

ex-addict ?!
Like its good now
SATAN is showing him right path

How do I sell my soul for fortune and fame? Do I go to the cross roads with a mirror like Robert Johnson?

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Worshiping Satan is not worshiping Lucifer.

Worshiping Satan is to worship ourselves as equals to the idea of God.

Educate yourself to gain a better understanding of this physical world, for that is all that there is, the Bible is a lie, as decried by the Christian idea of Satan.

Therefore any form of Satan worship cannot be as expressed by the Bible, for it will be intrinsically wrong.

Once an addict always an addict.

>I'm an addict but I've been sober for 3 months since I got out of rehab my DOC was Opana and Dilly IV

you can't sell your soul, there is no being to sell your soul to.

lucifer satan and god are lies, we are equals to the idea of a christian god, for we are the only things that can create anything permanent in this physical space.

Oh wow a real live Satanist, you must be a very scary human bean

We also dont have a soul to sell to begin with.

Ah. Chocolate digestives may have swayed me, but rich tea.. meh.

Isn't that the satan clit docu thing?

Hobnobs available on request

that's correct, the christian idea of a soul is their way of speaking about our conscience as a physical entity.

the only thing that lives on after you die is your memory or your legacy of your actions.

we have the power to shape and change the world and have it last beyond death, nothing more.

nigga are you retarded

In that case, sign me up.

whatever you build will be there when you die, and after it falls or is demolished, it will have been added to history.

even if you don't create anything physical, you create metaphysical connections with people through relationships in both friend and family circles, and those memories will outlive you.

you are committing the worst carnal sin of Satanism, Stupidity.

Satan rules

Had you of said Custard Creams, I'd be there.

/lgbt/

nigga look satanism is shit and you're just a big puss puss

Satanism has nothing to do with harming anyone or self. Its the way of life by accepting the truth. There is no God out there looking for you. Its luck or work. There is no such thing as fate or destiny.

Happy to see people can be swayed to coming to churches with the simple act of biscuits

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Biscuits and wine. Wine was promised. Don't go back on it.

Where is your GOD bruh ?! Why are you here shitting in anonymous forums ? Why has he not granted you immense wealth ? Why are you still beating your meet while some dude is fucking your crush ?

Honest to god, my church has a bar at the back of it that opens up after the service and does free wine nights.

Just wine? Also, what wines? Are they any good?

says the person who needs to follow 2000 year old rules from a fictional book in order to feel good about their pathetic life.

I'm resolute in my acceptance of the eternal nothingness of death, my life is a legacy of personal gains.

you sound upset

lol what personal gains, pray tell?

Within reason, if someone doesn't like wine we'll offer them a beer. Tends to be a lot of shiraz though, despite my recommendations for a few syrahs and malbecs.

How's jr. high treating you?

GOD was just a piece of imagination, used in times when there was no science. To help people come up with answers for which they had to explanation

I worship God by sacrificing cigarettes
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Eh, Shiraz is alright. Malbecs and Merlots are usually pretty cheap, but decent quality. Try and get those in.

how is it that a "piece of imagination" managed to survive for thousands of years? doesn't that make you think there might be some validity to it?

everyone's life is a legacy of their personal gains.

you start with nothing as an infant, and die with wealth and equity.

Oh believe me. The way humanity is progressing in next 1000 years people will worship Harry Potter who defeated the Dark Lord.

Wouldn't by chance happen to work at Wendy's would he?
I've always suspected that asshole was up to something

nah like any other superstition just humans in need of anything to look at other than the bleakness of the end

the only thing stronger than our willingness to cling to life is our willingness to cling bullshit

Perfectly summarized. Life is too hard Jesus will help you. Don't have food to survive, here take with bomb vest and Allahu Akhbar them, you'll get 72 virgins in heaven! Why live this shitty life ?

google LaVeyan Satanism.

if you don't believe in religion, but you believe in common sense, you are a Satanist.

>Anyone here who worships SATAN
How is your freshman year going?

All the real rebels are angry militant atheists

LaVeyan Satanism, all the BS of militant atheist times vegan the need to convert others and double the edginess. But if it works for you glgl.

LaVey embraced the iconography of Satan and the label of "Satanist" because it shocked people into thinking,[43] and when asked about his religion, stated that "the reason it's called Satanism is because it's fun, it's accurate and it's productive".[33]

not at all. I merely wish to return humanity to amoral animals who live to fulfill their carnal desires.

if you wish to fuck, what is stopping you.

if you are hungry, why not eat.

Hail Stan

Just believing in rational thinking doesn't make me a satanist. Though I do agree with Satanism more than Christianity.

>Anyone here who worships SATAN ? How do you do it ? Whom did you sacrifice ?
Why do you want to know? Is it out of curiosity or do you want to become a satanist?

That i have goals and standards, 9 out of 10 times I will fuck and i will eat whatever i need to do that, not to fulfill carnal desires. Amoral animals are just lame IMO.

And i keep my ass out of this bullshit neopagan satanims because more often than not it doesnt shock ppl into thinking, but into either raiging or trolling, thus it either attracts religion nuts or edgy teens and i am not interested in either.

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That doesn't make sense.

Praise Jesus Christ

Deus Vult

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amoral animals: everything on earth other than a human that operates without a care of your needs.

if you selfishly eat and fuck without giving a shit, you are fulfilling my wish for us to be amoral and follow our desires selfishly.

he embraced the idea of a being which opposed Abrahamic Religion (Satan), but did not openly worship it, as he believed no supernatural plane or entity truly exists.

it's is called Satanism because "it's fun [to troll christians], it's accurate [we oppose abrahamic religion] and it's productive [together we work to troll christians and oppose abrahamic religion]"

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Then besides trolling, what's the point?

Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them

If they don't acknowledge an actual Satan, none of it makes any sense and it's all just role-play.

As a no surprise to anyone, wine and biscuits, typical Christian weakness. Denying power for something so obsolete

>given the mating signal
like a secret handshake? how does one identify this?

yeah I know, the wording is weird, but basically anything that can be determined as a sexual advance is a mating signal.

not true. Satan embodies their belief, Satan is the being which embodies all that Satanists believe in, however rather than worshiping Satan, they worship themselves as the embodiment of a being which doesn't otherwise physically exist.

basically, they are practicing it instead of preaching it.

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