You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.
Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.
You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.
Michael Moore
Roll
Andrew Edwards
Roll for Israeli qts
Eli Green
This is exactly what I wanted.
Cooper Butler
Roll...check em
Isaac Taylor
Rolling
Aiden Baker
Rollin rollin rollin
Gavin Lopez
Bahamas doesn't suck
Elijah Hall
not turkey not turkey not turkey
Levi Hernandez
not africa
Ayden Wright
Best Korea plZ
Jaxson Cooper
rollll
Parker Long
roll
Samuel Bell
Nice, probably gonna go with Iceland. Norway and Sweeden are pretty high on my list, but with the huge ammounts of refugees taken to them I'll have to pass.
David Reyes
gnillor
Nicholas Cox
rollarino
William Ross
NK please
Jeremiah King
as long as im not a faggot were ok
Nolan Gray
rol
Jonathan Murphy
DUBS NIGGA I CHOOSE JAPAN
Carter Morales
what a fucking waste
Luis Watson
low age of consent, everyone smokes, being 6'4 among a bunch of 5'1 girls isnt bad either.
Benjamin Hall
Rolland Garos
Jeremiah Green
cachow
Christopher Cruz
Roller
William Bennett
Righto, rolling. C'mon Somalia.
Aaron Barnes
Oh sweet. I choose Somalia then.
Justin Perry
sure
William Bailey
r011
Gavin Evans
Please bump my thread. Ama
Isaiah Gonzalez
lolling
Juan Sanders
relolling
Noah Carter
shit
Asher Collins
Roll
Christian Gomez
lesse
Cameron Wood
Come out ta fuck
Dominic Morgan
Fugg.
Nicholas Walker
iceland get
Logan Young
Rollin for aborted
Bentley Hill
pl
Asher Long
Riolingigonioginjongijonto
Tyler Murphy
Roll
Kayden Diaz
So today I'm requesting a transfer.
Gavin Jones
fghj
Aiden Richardson
Sure, I'll play this game
Angel Anderson
Huh, Polish it is then
Christopher Reed
rawl
Cooper Moore
rooll
Cooper Gray
Henry rollings
Caleb Perez
Reroll
Evan Martin
rawlins
John Davis
Roll
Daniel Ortiz
Kek, where do i go?!
Tyler Butler
Spain nowadays is a dangerous location too
Matthew Davis
roll
Adrian Taylor
Damn
Thomas Jenkins
rool
Justin Clark
reroll
Evan Morales
JAPAN
Benjamin Rodriguez
roll
Juan Russell
rolypoly
Tyler Peterson
Troll
Jack Russell
>Could've been German or British >End up in fucking Ghana. I think this is just a fucking joke by the FS
William Ramirez
Well shit I got called back to the US for a court martial
