The Official Religion of Sup Forums

The one true religion under the one true god. We ask at this holiest of all hours to grant us a vision of future dankness in this world of epic political jimmy rustling. Praise Lord Kek and may his blessings always be upon you.

Hillary Clinton will become the President

Why don't I want a gf and yet still feel like I need one?

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oGOD NO
ID:AWEO (awoo)
DUBS
FIRST POST
HRC FCONFIRMED

overridden

MAGA

In order to become whole you must become one with yourself, jackoff more often and these thoughts will leave you my child
Kek

He truley is a gracious host of hosts.


PRAISE HIM!

>749
>947
>A reversal of numbers
>To reverse the post
wew, kek be praised.

DOUBLE DIGITS CONFIRM

DELETE THIS

Kek was just trolling us, see

NOT ALL DUBS ARE THE WORDS OF KEK THERE ARE WOLVES IN SHEEPS CLOTHING

B U I L D
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Praise KEK, Trump will spread the light.

IT IS KEK'S WILL

wew

Kek truly is among us.

The gods shall betray you.

I really wish Mufasa had Hitlers face in this. It would be perfect then.

But for now they will bless us, and that is all that matters.

so close

LOL AMERIBURGERS GET HILLARY FOR 4 YEARS

Heretic. KEK curses her name!

Falsehood.

Remove her.

Out out out!

We have hethens among us, but our love for kek is strong

your 22 cannot over power my triple 5s!!!!

see
Kek reversed the hillary nonbeliever with sick mirror digits.

SEE
7 4 9 20 4 9 7
2 TERMS OF TRUMP CONFIRMED

Burn leaf!

Burn proxy shill!

I know another deity named the bringer of light, and his number 666

Se be it then.

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KEK HAS SPOKEN.

PRAISE BE.

20 years is 5 terms m8, maybe 2 for Trump, 2 for Trump Jr, and 1 for Trump III before he switches us to benevolent technocracy.

False shill, for this transgression KEK curses you to burn alive.

Please Lord Kek grant me the strength to become alpha like you!

I sense heresy

What about Ba'al? He lives on mount Lel and has performed many miracles.

Is he a lesser God under Kek? One of his incarnations? An avatar? An angel? An aeon?

Heathen!

Delete this.

Fucking impossible!

Fuck you Kek I'm done with you I just want to become alpha! I don't need no fucking frog!

Yes you speak of the one who comes on 6/6/16.

The will of Kek has spoken.

praise be

>if doubles, kek isn't real

Kek is real and Hillary is his choice.

praise kek

if doubles, he was just memeing us

Kek isn't real dumb dumb.

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Please kek, I'm sorry I have wronged you. Take me back, I wish to be one with the frog again

According to ancient tomes Ba'al was from the seed of kek. He is the devastator of rear ends and harbinger of the most dire of hours, never pray to him for he doesn't listen to the whims of mere posters

No doubles - no troubles. Hillary will win

He didn't listen to you and finds you to be a blasphemer.

US will invade Mexico

Kek wills that New Zealand has sinned, when Korea invades you all will laugh at your displeasure

Gonna dump some rare keks

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Should we start an official Kek religion? Since it's an established god no one can accuse you of just making it up. You can claim kek related purchases on tax, accuse facebook, twitter and anyone else of religious persecution if they delete kek related posts. You can start ridiculous NGOs and demand the UN allow representation.

Western laws regarding religious groups are lunacy, as long as you can vaguely link it to some existing superstition and have followers you can almost anything and get free money.

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kek loves NZ, he's promised you 4 years of Hillary so he sure hates the US

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>Damning your soul because of a stupid internet joke.

Kek has willed it.
Who are we to deny him?

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Confirmed by the repeating numerals, 'tis a sad day indeed

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We are all mere posters in the presence of me me magic my child
Found le redditor

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This new frog is so forced I physically cringe

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Plague numbah two

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Dat Boi is a FBI developed meme to test the effects of green frogs and their effectiveness in spreading of memes
It'll come handy when the memetic war will finally begin

Nonbelievers bringing forced memes upon us considering the two religions one in the same

Uni-KEK is the only kek

Are you actually a PIL native or a white guy over there?

We definitely should. Tax exempt status would be fantastic. What would the tenants be, and would there be leaders?

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false prophets, kek is not happy

Loos be blessed

Jesus died for our sins and rose from the dead 3 days later.

Should datboi upgrade to an electric unicycle?

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good job spreading the truth through one of the least respected flags of Sup Forums
dat boi is a psyop

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