Gf has fallen asleep on the couch

gf has fallen asleep on the couch
> wat do ??

Push thighs open and slide yo meat in

Roll her back into the sea.

Show us her feet.

Ghost her and go find a girlfriend that's less ugly.

Leave a note saying you broke up with her
Never speak to her again

Piss on her

I would open the door and leave

Give it back to the zoo and apologise for stealing it like the scumbag you are.

This

Feel bad for the couch given fatass generic momma june seems to have crashed at your place.

Why did u let this animal into ur house this is some fucked up animal abuse

your gf looks like Mayim Bialik only fatter and uglier

Is this meg griffin? Never fought she would be so ugly

replace laptop with blanket

burk, leave here

Pls never have kids with this thing

Savagely fuck her anus and cream inside it

Find a better one while she's sleeping.

Pack your bags and leave

Sup Forums raid roast of a ugly trash can

I know what you can do if this is ur gf kill her or die on suicide. This is hell to disgusting u put ur dick inside her ewwwww

Why you dating Jay Leno??

Put her on a diet

you kill me bro

Show her vagene

Pull up a chair next to her and read.

Sniff every fart that she releases in her sleep.

Edgy bastard

superglue something to her fingernails. Something small that will have to wear off

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Oh shit wrong thing I meant this

lock the fridge so she stays out of it

harvest the whale oil and profit?

depart and never return

>Wake her up and take her to the beach
>Drug her at the beach and leave her on the sand (not like you'd have a choice I mean come on)
>Call Wildlife Conservation Society and report a beached whale
>WCS comes and rolls her back into the ocean and she returns to her natural habitat
>WIN!

Cheers for posting the wrong image, I like it. Got any more like that?