Why are you drunk right now?
The company I was working for went belly under, came into work today and found I was out of work, so I headed back home and the liquor store is on the way home so yeah, here's for fun times.
ITT: we fiercely defend our alcoholism
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I'm not, but the bottle is calling me...
What's on the menu tonight?
A box of nasty red wine (thus the hesitation). If I had something good, I'd be comfy already. You?
Fucked up situation btw! Sorry about your work.
I've slapped the bag a good many times. One time I did it at a music festival at a rando's tent and he dosed it with a vial of lsd. Probably took like 15, 20 hits it was nuts.
Because I have a thermo exam in three hours.
I only drink at night, i have to be productive during the day
I'm going to hit a good bottle of red wine with good music, candles, comfy af
Then i'm going to finish the bottle and start drinking beer because wine just can't get it done
Strong scrumpy cider. Very strong. Bumping it up with weed and coke. Why? Because I'm a fuckhead. Plus I've had some bad old weeks. So, drinking on my own ATM. I usually do that when I'm going to get fucking wasted.
Working construction, so I gotta wait for a couple hours till I get home. I got some Brown Sugar Bourbon and Rainers waiting...
Strangely the comfiest drunk I have ever been was with a four loko. I just wanted to sit at the campfire and listen to the music
Now that sounds like good wine/time! Fuck it, I'll join you. Cheers user!
I'll drink to those trips
>wife doesn't want to have sex with me
>juggling two side fucks
>mother died
>father is ill
>my job sucks the life out of me on a daily basis. I can understand why Stephen Paddock, also an accountant, snapped.
>half bottle of whisky each night preps me for the next day
It was 8 hours of complete terror and 18 hours of intellectual, personal growth.
Was one of the most profound experiences of my life. I equally do and dont recommend this.
>Working construction
Same. A lot of alchys in our line of work. Personally it's because it's nothing better than getting wasted after breaking your back all day.
>also an accountant
Same bro. I recently changed employers and my life got a million times better. Still doing accounting, but I hate my life less.
OP here I worked at an egg breaking plant they made products from egg whites and yolks. I was on maintenance. I loved that job too. Small town, limited career and trade potential.
Oh yeah I forgot, the point was that I concur wholeheartedly with the back breaking work and alcohol cure combination.
I'm drunk because I'm an alcoholic. Come from a family of alcoholics.
Didn't have my first drink until I was 16. My father got me on an overnight construction crew for the summer. All his friends were working the shift (he wasn't). When we finished at 6 in the morning all of us went to a local bar someone knew and started drinking. Of course they told the owner I was 18 so I could drink too.
That summer was a blur. Drunk 99% of the time. When schoolstarted in the fall I'd stash a bottle of cheap wine in the woods so I could drink as I walked to school. Worked bussing tables after school and would drink any drinks left by customers.
When I had enough money I'd buy my own.
Never owned a car. Figured I'd be dead by now if I did.
Gotten beat up, robbed, slept outside and woken up next to some very ugly women and one old guy because of my drinking.
Don't understand how I still have a job.
Damn are you from the UK?
>Never owned a car.
Not a bad thing when an alcoholic!
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>Not a bad thing when an alcoholic!
That's what I think too.
I'm drunk right now because i have all the pussy, money and THINGS in the world I or you or all those reading this thread right now would want or need forever....so I like to keep a nice buzz on till i croak.
Going to the off licence soon, any suggestions? I'm in Scotland on an island, so nothing extravagant. I like mixing drinks:
Lucozade+Tia Maria is amazing.
Buckfast+ Goldschläger (buckschlager) and limoncello if you can get it is divine.
Red aftershock+sambuca+lemonade is fucking unbelievable.
Vanilla coke, disaronno (armeretto) and bourbon is a taste explosion.
Any concoctions, let me know, I'll always try something new.
Today is National Day in Austria so I didn't need to work. Asked three buddies to hang out but no one has time.
So now I'm drinking beer while playing Donkey Kong Country on snes.
I really wish to be 16 again where I'd hang out with friends literally every day. Being "grown up" sucks.
Hopefully the beer will take me to sleep soon.
off license?
you have to be at least 18 to drink boi
because depression is hitting me hard again and i m so used to it that drinking is the only way i can feel something different from aphaty
A place that sells alcohol
Yeah. My boss told me on the first day, "We work hard and play harder." I realized what that meant when he showed up hungover on Monday, and I've been doing the same ever since
my day was shit.. I stopped smoking yesterday and today I was pissed all day long.. now I am drunk
I'm surprised rum and ginger beer isn't on the list
Because it's the only thing that lets me escape my unhappiness and anxiety. Right now I feel good and numb. Earlier I had a literal frown and felt weird just existing.
Also, it keeps me from thinking of the bad choices I've made in life.
>woken up next to some very ugly women and one old guy
one old guy? WTF? how did that happen?
That's good as long as you're not smoking.
>tfw started smoking again after not doing it for two years
They didn't want to sit inside all day and drink? Wow. Whata shocker.
Did u ever think about going outside nerd?
mind if i ask your age, user?
i fear a similar future for myself...
just am drunk.. trying to get sober enough to mow the lawn. cant keep doinf this, need to cum in my wifes holes..
I'd be fine with anything as long as I'm not alone. Going to clubs/bars would also be fine, but I'm too awkward to go there alone.
Isn't it strange that this threads attract married anons? i'm married myself
what a cuck
why tho
Wife doesn't wanna bang anymore...please explain a little more.
I always tought accounting was one of the most life-sucking jobs there is. I always try to warn young people that are getting into accounting but they won't listen. Sauce: mother is accountant.
>be an alcohol
>wife won't fuck me
it seems to be something there
i'm on the same boat m8s
Get the wife drunk, and have one of tho's sweet sloppy drunk fucks.
i tried that, but she just can't chug down alcohol
the only think she likes to drink is some south american sugary drink made with white wine (clericot, or something like that), but that shit only has 5% of alcohol and she can only drink two small glases or she gets disgusted
tried with vodka, brandy, tequila, everything, lots of mixed drinks, but she can't just handle the flavour of alcohol
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Just not interested. Marriage counseling, discussions, arguing. She hit menopause and the candle blew out in her sex life. It happens.
It can be. I've worked at accounting jobs that I loved. This one isn't one of those.
Get her mixed then. Little drunk little stoned. Don't need much of either. Start with alcohol first. It only worked twice for me though
>I've worked at accounting jobs that I loved.
yeah, mom seems to be feeling much better about her job since she started doing accounting for a couple of related pubs. still stressful but it has the upside of the nightlife/ drinking/ partying which she never had much of.
She thinks drinking is "bad" enough, and thinks weed would be like a free ticket to hell
I mean, we have kids, man
Don't remember much. I was drinking at a hotel bar while traveling on business. Got into a discussion about the Gay Pride parade that had happened that day. Kept drinking and don't remember anything until waking up the next morning naked next to the guy I was drinking with. he had fucked me (condom was still hanging off his cock). Puked in the bathroom, got dressed and went back to my own room. Hit the minibar.
seems aboot right, happy swimming user
Damn bronon that sux ass, tell her to go out with her lady friends does she usually drink then? She can come home nice a reved up and ready for some bed action.
Yeah I just assumed you were a little younger like me. Do you watch porn when you fuck?
Sounds like the movie the D train lol.
Nope, her friends don't drink either, and even if they did, her stomach can't handle alcohol at all
We've never used porn, but we barely fuck anyways, like once every two months
Never heard of the movie. I guess I'm lucky I didn't wake up in a bath tub full of ice and missing a kidney.
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>got raped
>feels lucky