Band is called Cardiacs

>band is called Cardiacs
>lead singer had a heart attack

>band is called nine inch nails
>lead singer crucified

He suffered two strokes as well.

Anyway,
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>band is called Swans
>they're utter shit

wait i think i messed up the meme

>band is called swans
>doesn't play swancore

what band even compares to cardiacs?

>band is called Death
>founder is dead

We'll, here's what compares exactly to Cardiacs. Go see a traveling carnival, put on some punk rock at a decently high volume but not so high as to overpower the carnival music. That result of you hearing the carnival music and punk rock at the same time, that's Cardiacs right there.

probably Debile Menthol

>band is called Andrew Jackson Jihad
>change their name to AJJ because they're worried they're being islamaphobic
>everyone still automatically associates "AJJ" with "Andrew Jackson Jihad"

good work boys

Oh no! They catered to their main audience while people that have always disliked folk punk also disliked this decision. What a totally bad move by them.

t. nu-male

>being smart and practical is being nice male now
What?

>singer is called John Ballance
>ate a healthy, balanced breakfast everyday

I love that album but hate the cover

>band is called the Beatles
>lead singer beats wife

>band is called pant era
>they all wear shorts

The worst part is that the word "jihad" generally isn't even a negative or "offensive" word, but I never expected them to actually know what they're talking about anyway and their music is shit.

>guy has an album called MM Food
>is actually fat as fuck

>band is called Joy Division
>singer is so miserable that he kills himself

kek
joy division was actually named after the quarters in concentration camps where women were taken to be raped for the joy of nazis.

>called "animal collective"
>literally all band members are human

underrated