I’m naming my cows in Stardew Valley after big-titter celebrities.
I already have Hendricks, Atwell and Dennings - what other names should be in the mix?
I’m naming my cows in Stardew Valley after big-titter celebrities.
I already have Hendricks, Atwell and Dennings - what other names should be in the mix?
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Winter
Ariel Winter
Parton, Dolly
Salma, Hewitt, Upton
>naming your cows.
You'll get over that after a few years.
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Has no one made a game like Stardew Valley, except you’re capturing women and turning them into cowgirls and sheep girls and chicken girls for fun and profit?
Imagine being able to threaten to turn the female NPCs in the game into livestock, too, if they din’t offer occasional discounts on their wares or whatever.
I dont think Nintendo would go for that.
Maybe Xbox.
Good choice on hendricks
A shame there’s no other celebrity in Hollywood who is as perfect a hucow as Hendricks is. If there was ever a cowgirl plague, you can bet she would be patient zero.
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Alexandra Daddario
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scarlett johansson
Charlotte McKinney
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
Elizabeth Hurley
Love those udders. They aren’t particularly huge, but they’re just perfectly shaped.
Shannon Elizabeth
Monica Bellucci
Katy Perry
susan sarandon's got them big ol granny titties
Is Hendricks THE biggest titted major celebrity in Hollywood today? Most of these other women would easily lose in a milking contest.
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Must rape tittys
Goddamn, those udders were made to jiggle at the end of an industrial milking machine.
This is a good thread
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OP are you stealing my idea about making ice cream from the milk of titcows? jewcows especially...?
what about patient plastic
fake news
Sofia Vergara
imagine getting your cock between those
Has it been proven that she’s work done? Because she’s altogether way thiccer now than she used to be, and those fat dugs could be natural part of that.
oh im sure your shitty podcast/song will get 1M clicks, just if you keep spamming this gay shit on 4channel/B/
Owning and operating a celebrity hucow farm has got to be a pretty popular fantasy, right? The real dividing line is whether or not guys are fantasizing about the hucow being there willingly or kidnapped and transformed against their will...
post the pic of Hayley COWED
Whuzzat?
unf
nvm wrong user
yes
What’s her name?
fake tits don't jiggle like this.
Now I’m picturing Atwell either beaten up/defeated or photoshopped into being a literal cowgirl, both of which I wouldn’t mind seeing.
good point actually user, are there any beach bikini gifs of her too to confirm 100?
When a normal-sized woman has vast lakes of wobbling titflesh sticking out perpendicular to her body - hnnnng
it's a pic of her that an user did and he gave her the cow ears and the cow spots and also one of those weird nose rings they give cows sometimes. dunno why I didn't save it
Fuck now I’m fantasizing this combined with and imagining if a cowgirl plague really did start sweeping the globe - would it be hotter if all the biggest titted women in the world (celebrities included) got infected first, or should they somehow be saved for last so they can spend an extra few weeks dreading how bovinized they will be?