Am i too fat to get a gf?

am i too fat to get a gf?

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Who needs a gf with tits like those?

What would you even do if you had one? Your dick is too deeply buried in fat to penetrate.

Fat fuck

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I mean, do you think you are?

Are you a Man or a Woman or something else?

Get one that is kust as fat. Balance.

How the fuck are you still alive?

Yes. Kys

If you have money, No.

Fucking kek

at this point as a human you should start a fundraiser, worldwide to pay you to jump off a tower to see the biggest human splat ever

you could raise millions

no your perfect

problem is, you won't find a slim beautiful girlfriend.

Maybe a fatty, but those have good chances getting some athletic nigger, so odds are bad.

How much to fuck your fat rolls?

You would like my ex. pic related.

moar

"Bring me my rolos, and the cookie!"

How much time do you spend eating? How can you even aford being that sickly obese

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Unless they both go to one side of the vessel. Imbalance.

You've already taken off 20+ years of your life due to your organs not only being deprived of proper blood flow and nutrients but also overworking themselves to keep yourself alive.

Just go ahead and an hero now. Even if you get surgery or diet and exercise for years your body will remain an abomination. You get one shot at life and yours is already over.

Kek

Medfag here. Not true. Just lose weight Op

Nah you're good buddy.
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too fat to expect living for more than 6 months

Eat veggies

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holy shit its real

PhDfag here, not sure what shit school you go to but statistics show the life expectancy of an individual pictured has dropped a minimum of 10 years, usually 15 or more. Stay in your shit online school.

This is a good idea, I would donate for sure

Am I too fat to get a gf?

cont. Forgot to add that is regardless of what steps they take to exercise or better themselves.

how the FUCK do you even get that fat? I couldn't if I were forced to

A simple yes.

At that weight, you only really have 2 choices: Pain now, or pain later. If you choose pain now, you must start eating less and exercising. Just walking around the block is enough for the moment if you eat less. If you choose pain later, then keep on as you are and don't change anything. As you get older you'll find yourself in more and more pain until you die at the ripe old age of 45.

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Cowabunga, OP. Cowabunga.

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Lmfao do mine next! I'm

a gf?
boy, you're too fat to get a blowjob without the use of a fucking snorkel.

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Yes

God damm, that's Jim Henson in the back.

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HOLY SHIT LMAO

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GTFO with your samefaggotry!

nah, thats a fetish worthy bod. you just need to find a chaser

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Cheer up user, you might be too fat for a gf but you're not too fat for cardiac arrest

Wtf im fat as fuck and i have a wife when i met her i was fattter. I dont get these threads anyone can get a girl... Stop shit posting and start talking to women.... My wife not fat solid 8

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op is that you trying to show us your daily meals?

i'm sure the other whales would love you

You need to lose weight OP. It's not that you're just fat, you're extremely obese.

Fat guys can get girls still, but at your weight, it looks like you can't even see your dick, and unless you're wealthy, then yeah.. you're going to have trouble. Go on a diet straight away.

when your fundamentally boneless rectums come boneless.

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holy fuck what a fucking fat fuck, fuck

also, those rectums are boneless on another lewd level also i'm too lazy to correctly use it in an innuendo use your imagination.

Start working out OP you can do it :). Lose some weight, you will feel extremely confident, you get a nice girl.

Fappy meal

UR 2 SLOOOW

You look young, Get some help. It a medical emergency

Inverted?!?!!? What kinda weirdo inverts their pork rectums?
Fucking disgusting.

Nah get a feeder twig gf.

I love this movie so much

>Relying solely on statistics
You know that the majority of statistics are bullshit, right? Using them as outright facts is absurd, and only makes you look like an ignorant retard.

The world isn't black and white. You have no idea how long OP will live in truth. I suggest you go back to school.

Water fast

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You are around the same size as a good friend of mine. He just got married to a solid 6.5/10 a couple weeks ago. Don't think about it too much, and don't be a wall flower. You'll be fine.

focus on getting rid of the fat first.
you can worry about a life killing relationship later.
at least you can get rid of the fat around your heart
without having to pay alimony or child support.

No it's not it's a Tumblr pic I know cause I fap to 600 lb hippoa jiggling Dem rolls

It be tough me matey I gorge my gullet all day n notta pound be gained. 340 I be and 500 me goal only so much milk be bought each day arg the thirst be quenched with 2 or 3 gallons a day me matey

Anyone else see a face?

My girlfriend says yes, lose some weight before you die at 34. Also, probably b8888 nice b8 you got this bro.

I'm pretty sure even a hooker wouldn't fuck you
you should just kys

Garret?

Can you put a pencil under your tit?

To answer your question, depends. Do you have a big cock or a lot of money? If no, then yes.

Although you could get life insurance and make her the Beneficiary. You don’t have too long left.