Ask a convicted sex offender anything

Ask a convicted sex offender anything

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you ever call the party van on yourself?

Are we talking a real sex crime here? Or the more common "she was 17 and I was 18 and her parents didn't like me"

Did you get caught in the moment with an uggo , or did you plan out your attack on a hot loli before hand and get maximum pleasure?

What's a party van?

Did you enjoy the prison rape?

Actually after a few months it wasn't that bad.

Have you considered castration?

Whatd you do exactly

No
Yes real sex
It was planned
No rape. I kicked a few guys ass and I was left alone. I did have a bitch though and pounded his asshole all the time. No homo

what's your story?

>It was planned
Details and post loli :^)

Well then greentext that shit faggit let's hear what ya did

ED means Encyclopaedia Dramatica, not erectile dysfunction.

>pounded his asshole
>No homo
Pick one. There's a good lad.

Boys or girls?

Basically I was charged with aggravated sexual battery. I plead guilty. I did 4 years with 2 years supervised release and I have to register as a sex offender for 10 years.
Fuck loli pedo shit

I suck at Green text and I'm on mobile
Go to prison and have a hairless girlie guy bend over and spread his hole and tell me you wouldn't.

>Go to prison and have a hairless girlie guy bend over and spread his hole and tell me you wouldn't.


That sounds like a very sexual offender thing to say.

Hows your day going?

Never said I was good with temptation. Most people aren't though. I'd like to think I made the right choice. It made my time inside alot easier.

Did you touch another man's penis?

Pretty good. I'm sitting on the couch eating a can of cheese and watching Jeopardy
He wanted me to jerk him off but I let him know I'm not gay

>a can of cheese

Wut?

>Sex with man
>Not gay.
???????

You're.......eating a can of cheese? You really are a monster. Kys fag

Did you rape a loli?

He said "no homo" do not gay.

...

you aNiMaL!.

Hey, wassup Ted

Hey dahmer have any good kills lately?

would you do it again? did she like it?

No a grown feminist bitch

If I saw her out in public I would do it all over again. Fuck it. Thinking about it makes me diamonds

so its a specific girl not just you like to rape?

tell us more! what was the plan? did it succeed?

Do you think shaving the hair around my asshole will reduce dingle berries?

Are they tighter then real women?

Fat motherfucker, that shit is salty and gross af.


>OP is fat as shit
>OP is a rapist

Conclusion(s):
>OP is single
>OP lives with parents
>OP doesn't have a job
>OP probably doesn't have any friends

Further conclusion:
>OP will kill self in the coming years.

It was a dyke lesbian pawg. What's funny is now I heard she dates guys again. Kek all It took was a good dicking from me. I stalked her for a month and found out where she lived and waited around one night. I got a bag over her head when she was fuckin with her keys and got her on the couch. Dumped a huge load in her and a few months later I got paranoid so I turned myself in and did my time.

What made her the target? was she hot or was it power play?

isnt that ted bundy?

>I stalked her for a month and found out where she lived and waited around one night

That is psychotic behavior. If the jury knew you did such, you would have gotten longer than 4 years, faggot.

It's hilarious that the smallest of computer crimes will land you a minimum of 10 years, but a soon-to-be serial rapist gets 4 years.

you turned yourself in if she didnt report maybe sh did consent
it would make sense since sh fucks guys now

what part got you paranoid, you ever take the bag off? did someone see you? or was your mind just fucking with itself?

also this, im curious

Not fat
Am a rapist
Single by choice
Not with parents my own place bought and paid for.
No job besides day trading
Few friends I've known for years IRL and online
No thoughts on suicide yet

It is, OP's just making sure the pic's related

JEFFREY ISNT CRAZY
HES JUST A BROKEN HEARTED HOMO

NIGGER!

what's it like hanging out with the few close friends, how much did the conviction change the relationship

>Not suicidal
>Posts on Sup Forums

Choose one faggot

We were taking a course together at a community college. She said something one day that made me rage a little inside and at the same time I thought she was hot af. My dick was confused for months until I decided to just take the pussy.

Fine. When I got out I lost a few but the ones that still wanted to hang I told them the truth. I had to fuck her. I didn't have a choice.
Nope. I was more suicidal when I was inside. I'm out and much happier now.

What the hell did she say that required a dicking so hard she hopped back over the fence

If my friends were married with children it would be super awkward. I did have one of my friends gfs call me rapist pig one day. Which I understood. We're cool now though.

Been in prison for 7 years. I use to tear scum bags pedo and rapists like you apart, OP.

would you ever rape anyone else?

She was talking to a friend of mine that is bi .She was trying to date her and told her that no man could satisfy her like a woman could. When she told me that I didn't react much but I was enraged. After that I guess I developed a fixation on this bitch.

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Test

Sure.
No. I avoid porn too. Sup Forums makes that hard but I don't look too long.

do you think you will be single forever? does that depress you?

i mean, assuming you as the OP aren't being fake and gay, it's fucked up, but god its something you'd see on a dark humor thread "sjw cunt said no man could satisfy a woman in bed like another woman, so i raped her and it brought her back to men" feelsbad but i fucking kekked Whats your relationship with the bi friend now?

Into the party van fellas

I don't know. This was almost 6 years ago. I don't remember her last name.

>have a hairless girlie guy bend over
Okay, so you picked one. Like Dr Kinsey used to say, there are fifty shades of gay. Most are found in prisons.

OP will fight back

Dahmer had his mother over for dinner once. She started to complain about his taste in men. He told her she could just eat her vegetables instead.

When I went in I was getting serious with a great woman and a month before I had to report I told her everything. I was honest about why I did it and it was too much for her. Which I understood. I've banged two whores off of tinder since I got released but I'm not trying for anything serious. I got too much going on and I kinda wanna wait til I run out my time on the sex offender list.

how long are you on it for?

Well in a same sex environment tell me how you gay youd be.

Your listing can run out? i thought that shit was for life. I mean maybe i could see it for the poor fuckers who have the whole 17 on 16 shit going on but full on rape? I'm surprised

10 years
Let's just say I had a good lawyer.

Why call Santa Monica?

Fail.

I had a friend suck my dick once. It was a bit creepy.
He wanted me to stick it into his anus. Offered me Vaseline. I said No thanks.
Then told him I had herpes to stop him from wanting to suck my dick. It worked.
There are fifty shades of gay.

A fucking splendid lawyer I would say, I mean shit, granted you did time and did end up on the list, but so far it seems like prison didn't completely ruin you. And you wont even be on the list in due time. As an aside i think this shit's fucking rotten on a lot of levels, but I won't lie this is an interesting discussion

So, uh, what are you doing for Hallowe'en this year, OP?
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I've never sucked a dick before.
Yeah I spent 40k on him. Worth every penny.

I agree, I wonder though, what was the lawyer like? The assumption of lawyers that'd defend this would be that they're sleazy greaseballs, I would also think this, but I'm curious what they were actually like. What'd the lawyer say to you when you gave them the whole story