Need advice

Need advice.
I leave for bootcamp in 30 days.
19 Virgin
Thinking about escorts what do you recommend?

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for you, a male escort

Do you have the money and are not dumb enough to blow this? Then sure.

Lmao no
it will be a female escort how does it work

>What Branch?
>R u Hideous? or just socially retarded?
>What city or state

i cannot make bricks without clay

Signing away your life and rights to the current administration? Aren't you getting fucked enough already?

also, this. I served under obama.. have fun in the all out war with North Korea kek

good job, this completely non-political thread needed to be politicized.

keep at it user! godspeed.

>dying for israel

Trips of truth

Sorry anons OP here
I have the money
Live in Texas
Was fat when i was in school
past year i lost 130 lbs and actually look decent

Triple nigger

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Dying for isreal, the white american cucks dream

And Marines

OP is joining the biggest mercenary army on the planet and is having an existential moment. I'm just trying to bring the Sup Forums love and make him feel like a waste of life - no political discussion necessary. And I don't think any serviceman on this board is going to disagree that Capt. Orangeskin's nuclear brinkmanship isn't a little disconcerting.

get laid in the service, much easier just dont overplay the miltary thing like some tryhard amerifuck. also many women and gay dudes in most branches horny asfuck

youll get laid in basic done worry

First of all, dont enlist.
Now since i know you wont listen to that excellent piece of advice, here goes.

Escorts in the US are shit. Go to boot, jerk off like normal, when you get out dont fucking marry the first girl that touches your dick. I was slaying in the uniform, wrap your shit and act like you know what youre doing.

I disagree. Fite me.

Don't.

Boot camp is (generally) a sex free environment and it'll be easier to get through if you're not missing sex.

If they hear about you being a virgin, they'll get you laid after

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Be sure to stare at all the cocks in the shower and get gangbanged or at the very least blowbanged.

You dont get laid in Boot Camp
Also Jerking of is not really anoption during boot camp

I will just stick with thisthanks

Try to have at least a little integrity and don't start your military career off with getting hookers. One bad decision leads to more bad decisions. Don't end up becoming that creepy NCO.

Go to boot. Learn to be a good soldier. You will have plenty of opportunity for civilian snatch if you are at least a semi decent person and fit.

bro just wait it out, finish bootcamp, get stationed somewhere, and then slam ass as active duty.

Wrap it twice. How many guys you think she sleeps with every day. You'll be sleeping with those same guys too.
Better you take your time, find a girl you like and lose it that way.
I say this as a guy who's purchased sex hundreds of time and am dealing with the consequences.