You know the drill, 3 get

You know the drill, 3 get

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Im legally obligated to inform you that I have molested children in the past.

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you into Pegging?

This is perfect! You look like my sister!

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this

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you got a dick?

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WHY NO 3's!!??! ROLLLLL

yay

OUUUU

Trips on deck.

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I know it sounds weird but it was an accidental penis in the boys mouth.

Nah just kidding babe, soo you down to fuck yet or do we have to do a few shitty fake dates where I have to pretend to care about you? XD :3

lol I'm sorry man... you are not getting a response after that

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let me smell that meat hole, cow

It's more like I let them molest me, I let them tongue punch my fart box every so often, we laughed we cried then I fucked them in the ass

>CONFIRM

kek

Sorry my brother took my phone and sent that, he's a douche

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How fucking old are you?

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looooooll xD rawr babe im kidding :3 ima funny guyyyyyy lol xD XD lmao!1!!! pancakes!! so random hah ha :3 im using Sup Forums!! its so funny cool haha @@@ XD

5

Do you acknowledge the fact that the Holocaust didn't happen?

Send her this:

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You appear to be a lovely person. Sorry, but I'm allowing children to tell me what to type.

So, you like coffee?

Winner

Share with me now the length of your nipples.

Ask her if traps are gay?

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It wasnt a sex thing, I just really hate kids.

Gay but honored roll 5

Rolly

I really want to kill myself. I have no one else to talk to and Logic ain't helping.

Perhaps you should just ignore me and move on to someone else. Good evening.

(Disregard if 5) the same children that you molested?

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Heh heh

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New one roll 3, other grill still stands

sometimes when i get lonely i hold my own hands

Call her rascist

How did you break your nose?

wanna see my bakugan collection

Horse bitch.... wanna fuck?

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my pp small

How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.

It's a le joke I found on le Reddit to make a funny me introduction.

What’s black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.

I consider sucking dick an art form. When someone tells me to suck his dick I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled dick sucking skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse. When I finally free that dick from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart. This is what I was born to do. Dick is my medium and I am its master.
No homo.

you don't understand. woman can get away with fucking a few 8 years olds but I cant? this is sexism you dumb bitch

Whats the best part of having sex with an eight year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look six.

SUCK ME MAAMAAAAA

If you dress like a child maybe I can get hard enough to fuck your ugly ass

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Whats the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.

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Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.

yessssss

winrar for fatbitch

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick.

Other birch unmatched me were going with this chick 8 get

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Myra Hindley is walking through the Yorkshire Moors, hand-in-hand with a little boy.
“I’m scared,” moaned the boy.
“You’re scared!” she replied. “I have to come back alone.”

Ok, long story short I need to get back on track fucking legal sluts. Underage ballsacks taste to good but I ain't t about to be owned by some nigger named tyrone in prison.

okay now that we got that out of the way. what do you like to do on your free time?

MEME'D LOL!!!! hi im jacob, i use a fake name and a funny starter to zing out any stupid hoez@!!! :-) your so pretty, is your hair brown?

How do you stop a baby crying?
Cum in its mouth

New grill in play 5 get

Well, I cant legally tell you sweetie :) Do you like coffee madam?

A guy was having sex with a girl, and decided he was going to try his luck, flip her over and do her doggy style. The girl didn’t complain, and just went along with it. The guy got a little more daring and decided to stick his finger in her asshole. She still didn’t say anything, and seemed to be enjoying it. The guy decided to go all the way and proceeded to slip his dick in her asshole.
The girl suddenly froze, looked back at him over her shoulder, and said “Don’t you think it’s a little bit presumptuous for you to think it’s okay to fuck me in the ass?”

“Presumptuous is a very big word for a five year old” he replied.

It was you.... You don't remember, do you....

A little girl is watching her mum getting changed to go out for the evening.
“What are they?” she asked.
“Those are mummy’s breasts,” the mother replied.
“Will I get those?” came the next question.
“When you’re a little older,” answered the girl’s mother.
“And what is that?” the little girl asked.
“That’s mummy’s vagina,” the mother answered, a little embarrassed.
“When will I get that?”
“That will happen at around the same time you get your breasts. Now run along and let mummy change.”
The little girl ran off into the next room where her father was getting changed out of his work clothes to relax for the evening.
“What’s that thing, daddy?” asked the little girl.
“That’s daddy’s penis,” he answered.
“When will I get one of those?” the little girl asked.
“In about an hour.”

7

it was my mentally retarded cousin he just wouldn't stop tarding out

I don't know, whats your full name?

macaulay culkin... I'm actually Mila Kunis

A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!”
“No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there like her mother.”

my dad

What’s the difference between rape and smear tests?
Women don’t like smear tests.

(Exempt it 7) let this one sit for a bit... potential gold coming from her

Niner

What sucks about being black & Jewish?

You have to go to the back of the oven.