How hard is it to trick your best friend (girl) into sending you nudes or at the very least something slightly sexual

How hard is it to trick your best friend (girl) into sending you nudes or at the very least something slightly sexual.

That sounds stupid just ask her to send you nudes and say youre horny and want to fuck

Shes half a globe away and recently divorced

Then wtf are you doing shes probably not going to fuck you anyway

You're right but she's coming back in like a month. We've made out before but nothing more

Thats awesome you should make out with her again and try to get her to suck your dick and eat her pussy. Just send her a message like ooo where are your hands right now so she knows youre horny but without saying it directly

Women secretly love knowing a guy masturbates thinking about them. Admit it to her and ask for pics to assist your remote worship of her.

if she's from Hemet, I banged her. Prob the reason she's getting divorced

Shes not but good guess

We both were like "this aint happening againit was an accident" etc etc

Hemet, CA user?

Tell her you liked it then. i havent even kissed a girl for 7 years you should be telling me

fuck, if you did I salute you - she is fucking stunning

Not her not posting her photo because im paranoid

OP says it's not the same girl. Can't tell with those stupid glasses on. She looks like this "separated" chick I wrestled down a couple weeks ago.
Yeah, Hemet, CA. I thought it was weird she was from there considering she was good looking and came off classy.

I would but I'm scared to lose her she's always been there for me especially in my absolute darkest days

Oh, shit! Riverside over here. Loving the burning hot fucking "fall"?

There's no reason for 100 degree temps this close to November. The hill is currently on fire in Menifee.

Dont be a faggot, get some

Ok ok I'll try

Trips dont lie its a sign from G-d

Sure hope so fucking spaghetti'ing all over the place

It’s worked for me.. I usually wait until they brag about their body, and then talk about how it’s not that great, or it’s hard to tell. After a little work at killing their self esteem and hinting at proof could change me mind, I’ll usually get panty pics at the least

OP out thanks all

Ya just keep texting her a lot then make out with her again and go like whoops

Whoa tips keep going

That’s pretty much it. I’m not bad looking, and I’m not a weirdo. I’ve noticed if I make fun of, or tease their body.. they want to prove that it’s better than you think

One time a friend said her body shape was a “pear”, or some shit. I googled “body shapes”, and saw “square” was offensive without being rude. I said her body was more of a square shape than a pear. She sent bikini pics to prove me wrong, but I kept saying it was square. She then sent lingerie pics showing off her body and ass

Nice Ill try it

Ask her if shes horny

how to get a restraining order

Virgin detected

Where are your hands??

Girls dont care unless you actually pose a threat. Hell i still try to follow this girl on instagram and friend her on facebook that i creeped on in high school. I was all fucked up on adderall and knocked on her door and shit. She stopped talking to me irl and moved away. But she doesnt ever fully block me on social media. Just denies the request but doesnt put me on ignore. Bitches must like that feeling.

Its not even hard to lay a girl just get alone with her
Your moms pussy

>declining the requests but not fully blocking you totally means she's turned on that you used to creep on her

Maybe you should get diagnosed

Dude na man she wants my dick still. Theres still a piece of her heart that wants to see my dick.

>friendzoned by a gril
>calling her your "best friend"
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH

She never accepts your friend requests, but she totally wants the D

Yeah man its complicated she must look at my pics and goes damn that nigga look hard as fuck

Friends with benefits

Is it normal for people to think like this? Am I the strange one here?

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No im a drug addict and was sexually abused as a child i offered my 18 year old roommate adderall and he said no and went in his room and lit a candle

Its not normal. This is porn addiction/ sex addiction at its worst

This is the norm.

Easy as getting pussy

bump

Hail Satan!

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Don't follow some of the autistic Ass advice here... just talk to her a bunch and at points steer it to more sexual topics... since she's recently divorced mention something along the lines of glad her coming back because up you haven't had good company in a while. Relate that to not having much in terms of relationship and in terms of sex. Chances are she's right there too because of the divorce.. that will lead naturally to her coming over then mutual sexual frustration then Sex

This, she probably got divorced because you made her feel so good

Never trick a bitch out of her trade

Bump