Is it true that most Australian men have "dirty boy" fetishes?

I've heard this from multiple sources. I wasn't clear on the term, but being a dirty boy consists of things such as ass rimming, foot fetishism, panty sniffing, having a chick spit in your mouth, etc.

Anyway, I've heard this enough times from people that have no reason to lie that I'm pretty sure it's true.

>being a dirty boy consists of things such as ass rimming

I think that's becoming pretty popular in general, m8.

they do they are a bunch of faggot

>ass rimming
yes
>foot fetishism
no
>panty sniffing
no
>having a chick spit in your mouth
yes

Why will you lick a girl's asshole but not sniff her panties? I'm pretty sure whatever line was there, you already crossed it.

that's like the opposite of us m8

Why would you let anyone lick your bog bunker?

Well, I heard that Aussies like doing the licking, but I've had my b. hole licked in the past and it is definitely choice. Feels good desu

bump niqqa

I have a scat fetish so those things are super tame to me. What would I be called?

Most Australians are faggots, so yes.

>Why would you let anyone lick your bog bunker?

One mostly boring Tuesday night a few years ago, after a dozen shots of bourbon, I picked up a FOB Moldovan stripper named Ruslana...

I heard aussies all hate kiwis because of some marital disputes

How'd it go?

An Aussie and a Kiwi were walking down a country road when they came upon a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi ran over and fucked the sheep, then turned to the bogan and said "You wanna have a go, mate?"
So the Aussie took off his pants and stuck his head through the fence.

ur fucking gr0ss omg

Hello Manitoban. Just to clear up, none of those apply to our country as a whole.

Say no more guvnor, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Ha. More like vile. I eat it when my wife chooses to feed me once in a blue moon

dude do u like need help? im here you know im a pretty smart guy

Bitch was batshit insane. 4'11", 18, blonde pixie haircut, made fuck noises like whacking a rabbit with a ball-peen hammer. I talked shit all night, she constantly replied "You know nothing of Moldova!" (I think that was the only English she knew).

You haven't lived until you've had a rusty trombone frim a starving Moldovan.

>ass rimming
yes
>foot fetishism
no but if shes hot enough i will if she want it
>panty sniffing
yes too much
>having a chick spit in your mouth
would request but if she wants to

You can't help me, my dick knows what it wants and succumb to its desires. Otherwise I'm a well functioning with a social life, stable career, and accepting conservative wife who I deflowered years ago. My fetish is an anomaly and frankly the list of things I don't find attractive is shorter than what I do.

>Memories flood back from when uncle whacked a bunny's head against a tree as it wailed

No thanks

Degenerate.

>not liking your qt gfs asshole and listening to her cry out in pleasure while trying to tell you to stop because it's 恥ずかしい
plebs

Duh, make a sound worse. I get off on that too

Thank you for your culture's contribution to the scat porn scene. Truly wonderful

I like sniffing a girl's asshole. When they first realize what you're doing there's this delicious reaction of disgust and arousal simultaneously.

Just because they're all dirty as fuck doesn't mean it's a fetish.

The pheromones, try moving your hand trough your ass crack after a long sweat then dilute the odor with some water and soap it makes a very pleasant smell. Getting your ass licked is amazing, I've had sensations i didn't know i could have until I started experimenting with my ass.

Everyone eats girl ass, Tojo.

This thread is about the opposite.

If I could lick my own leather donut, you and the rest of this miserable world would serve little to no purpose.

Its true, heard that tons of Aussies are dirty boys on the downlow

>tfw you're a dirty boy

What does poop taste like?

I WANNA SMELL A GIRL'S BUTT

Honestly, that really explains all the fetishism on 4book.

It's an amazing smell. When I was in the Navy, I would find Japanese college students, get them wasted, and when they passed out I would pull down their panties and stick my face in their asshole and just leave it there. Did it often too, they're lightweights.

>It's a "Trying to get off sniffing a girl's asshole but she starts having beer farts while passed out" episode