Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

cum in her pussy

Fuck her tight ass

Ask her for money and then tell her to leave.

Ask her to leave. But be polite.

Threaten to call the cops unless I get $1M.

Kick her solar plexus.
She dues immediately.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Ask for an autograph.

ask her what the fuck she's in my bedroom for

>tip fedora
>bypass to play lol

You'd walk into her again you retard.....

I would do this

>mistake her for a coatrack
>throw fedora at her
>miss

who says there aren't great minds on Sup Forums?

>Being this new

film her having sex with a man?

this

I'd rape her and tell the cops it was self defense.

Not be impressed.

Shoot the intruder in my house

kek

360 and walk aaway

*turns 360 and walks away

ummmm no sweety thats not how geometry works oWo

Ask her what she's doing there ofc

Plunge my tongue into her asshole for an hour then fuck her in every hole while sucking on her tits, tongue, and lips while pulling her hair.

Ask her what it's like to have autism face

Hello newfriend

tongue punch her fart box

Trolls trolling trolls...

Fart punch her tongue box

Sad attempt to save face

Tell her that Kendrick deserved the Grammy over her.

this

ask for some cash cause i'm in debt as fuckkkk

or rape her

and that

Taylor? Taylor who? That's what I would tell the cops but really I would lock her in my closet and make her my sex slave.

Ask her out then don't be surprised when she says no

Have you ever seen the inside of a college?

ask her how she is

Show her my asshole.
>like what you see?

say sorry my rooms so messy.

Force her to sing Teardrops on my Guitar while she chews a whole pack of big red while at gun point

>stare at her in terror
>"wha....what have you done to the old Taylor?!" I scream
>She smiles at me wickedly
>" The old Taylor? She's dead" she giggles

Offer to become sex toy for money. I need it.

Have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating

lewd

>go to ice cream
>insert gun
>receive bowl of scrambled eggs with tiny American Flag©
>give her the bowl
>get tipped 32%
>clap in shekel
>wake up
i've had better dreams

Rape her, why not it's obviously a dream

>normie tier dreams

"Oh shit. What are you doing in the mens bathroom of a chilles?

>Plunge my tongue into her asshol
and how are you going to manage that? she's not going to willingly let it happen ya know

Have a nice chat. See if she can help me get a job. Prolly take a pic of the both of us.

Succ her dicc

Knock her out and perform devious acts on her unconscious body. Then ill place her duct taped to the ceiling so she can escape on her own when she wakes up but falls to the floor first.

Drop to the floor and inhale the heavenly aroma of her feet.

undress myself and kneel down to her feet!

>fuck her
>dump her
>have a song about me
>brag to everyone

Swiftly ask her if she knows a good tailor.

...

Beg that she strip to her underwear and allow me the privilege of offering up my tongue for whatever purpose she chooses...

Text my girl "we having a threesome tonight you little slut and you're gonna love it"