A Deathnote falls into your lap

>A Deathnote falls into your lap

What is the first thing you write?

>Myself

OP

id write this anons name

A letter to my dad, asking him why he never molested me.

"I totally thought the feather laying across the cover was a cock ejaculating."

Kim Jon un.
probably trump and pence.

after that I would probably just kill anyone who ever became president.

>that pubic hair tho

...

taylor s

To my supposed friends who I gave everything for, and my family who I love dearly who can't even identify with the word "Family".

Off you go son.

fkn leld.

>Trump
>one of his kids (not Ivanka) after having them put their $ into a blind trust that I will be able to access
>do the same with the rest of his kids (Not Ivanka) to other accounts that I don;t have access to so if the trusts are traced back I won;t be the only suspect
>Ivanka, after having her fly out and I get to rail the shit out of her, taking plenty of photos and video
I'd leave Milana alive, she's suffered enough and keep the pics of Ivanka to myself until I figured out it was safe to collect the rest of the other kid's money, otherwise sell the pics and retire filthy rich after doing my patriotic duty.

Every libtard to die together at one of their klan meetings where they dress in black cover theit faces and genuinely just being public nuisances spreading hate.

FPBP

also same

you realize this has you investigated by the SS right?
even if it's all hypothetical..

Well, the first thing I'd write is my signature, obviously. It's my deathnote now.

The NSA can't even detect terrorists in the country before they act. They don't give a fuck about 4channers, lad.

Fill it with the word "nigger"

/System32


>Eatapotatoe

>everything isn't catalogged and saved to be analyzed
sure thing there fwend. they dont have everyone spied on for any peticular reason, nothing to fret user!

ok autist

The universe

this

same thing here...

What's the premise of Death Note? Can someone explain what I can do with this? I never saw it.

Came here to post this.

>brodie
>slow painful
>alone

This right here

"OP is a faggot"

>fgt detected

Sup Forums

tupac amaru shakur

trump, then hillary. hopefully will get bernie into office

its jong dumbass, you just killed some chink off in like china or something

No get your mouth out of your dad dick

Donald Trump, fucked by a horse, found by too many people to cover it up.

A book comes into your possession. You write the name of a person and the way they will die. It comes true with no further involvement on your part.

I'd write the names of the starting pitches for the World Series. Cause of death, hit by pitch. Greatest game ever in the history of baseball.

Maybe then write the names of professional athletes that take a knee. Cause of death, lightning strike. Make Trumptards think that god is punishing players for protesting.

Ajit Pai

Death by nigger gang rape

These two cunts

>Can someone explain what I can do with this?
You write the name of someone you want to kill, and whatever you write will happen. You have to have seen the appearance of the person whose name you're writing, and be thinking of their face as you write it. You can specify the cause and time of death. If you don't provide any details, they will die of a heart attack. The cause of death must be humanly possible and must be brought about by the victim or capable of occurring naturally. In other words, you can't make another person kill the victim and you cannot write an unreasonable cause of death. You cannot write the name of a collective group of people. Each name must be written individually and spelled correctly.

Additionally, you can halve your current lifespan in exchange for the eyes of the shinigami. This allows you to see the name and lifespan of every person whose eyes are in view. This includes people who you cannot physically see, such as people on the T.V. or people in photographs.

This, pretty much the cure to what is quickly becoming the downfall of western civilization. They hate the west, I see no reason why we should let them live if they're willing to destroy our civilization in favor of some utopian emasculated colored peoples communism they've dreamed up recently.

Seriously lib, you've lost your goddamn minds, I don't what happen to you. I used to support you because the alternative was a lot shittier, now you just gone full, well, Libtard, as they say. What a shame.

Yes, I do feel better. But it won't last long. Tomorrow I'll see some other crazy shit you're all up to and it will begin again. At this point, I miss creationist. You're crazier than they are.