Ask a full time 34 year old clown anything

Ask a full time 34 year old clown anything

why did you do the things you did to me as a kid

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

Because if you're old enough to pee, you're old enough for m- some excellent family friendly entertainment!

Ever had a chick want to bang you while in character?

Possibly one of the worst forced meme.

any relation to john wayne gacy

Almost banged a milf at a moose lodge during her kids birthday
Ended up getting a hand job though.
I wish

How disappointed is your father?

I'm surprised you haven't had more weirdos. I work at a haunted house. Played Freddy Michael and eventually a custom character I made and I get felt up constantly. Bang at least 3 customers a year make out with several etc. All because "guy in costume" fantasy. Shit is weird as fuck but I only pick girls I would actually admit to fucking I have more chances than the ones I take. Shit is weird as fuck

What do you make in an average month? How often do you work?

Where you at dawg?

Will I float to?

Do you know how magnets work?

No. You are a faggotoli, and not invited to my birthday party anymore! Not OP, but the point stands.

Why is the sky blue?

Weirdest story to date.
I'm playing Freddy as backup. Cause fuck stain skipped that night. Haven't played Freddy in 3 years but he's the reason for the season Imo so I'm being pretty violent. (the only person over me is the owner I'm second in command so I can follow fuck ever I want) night is almost over and "drunk" girl comes through. I'm way at the back end of the haunt so no one passes through there and the chicken exit is in the middle of my four rooms. She acts super scared, can't handle Freddy blah blah. Hear her friend whisper to another "she just wants to blow him" friend whispers back "you just want to blow Michael"
Michael is in the scene before me.
She collapses so I escort her out. Her friends continue on
Step out and tell her I will come get her in a few minutes and escort her to the entrance

Actually pretty okay with it. He was a Clown in his first part of his adult life, we're just a family that likes to clown around!
Depends on the gig, I usually charge 120/hour to 89/hour (if they offer anything else) About 4 days out of the week.
On my futon
No

How much per month/year do you make? Is there a lot of cost in monthly upkeep for stuff like makeup, balloons, ETC supplies?

Figured there was a lot of variables, which is why I asked what a month looks like, not a day or week. Still wondering.

Sweeper comes through tells us that was the last group. I hear Michael fucking around in his scene but him and I are bros so I know he won't snitch.
Step out side and try to calm her down.
Convince her in character. To give Freddy a hug. She squeals but does it then starts asking about the mask and gets weird. Asks if girls aver try to kiss me or grab my ass.
Tell her all the time blah blah. She's crouched down again and playful reaches around and grabs my ass pulling my cock into her face. Which is obviously hard. She giggles and keeps pulling pretending like I'm not about to fuck her face with the force of a thousand maniacs.

Sounds like bullshit but I'm in to it, go on...

Literally pull cock out and say give Freddy a kiss Still in character.
Zero hesitation swallow cock like last supper.
A few minutes go by and I'm ready to bust when I hear someone moaning.
See shadow around corner as i explode panic mode engaged
See brown boot and blue worksuit leg
Kek Michael with my sluts friend walking behind him
She's pulling her skirt down
They both see each other laugh and run off towards the front.
Michael and Freddy both have a smoke and head in to change. Good night

While working, have you ever been assaulted or harassed? My sister punched out a clown when he jumped out at her at a haunt once, but he didn't press charges against her.

I am not this creative I promise. Girls do weird shit sometimes. Michael cleared a lot of pussy too. Our pinhead did OK as well

Good shit, OP.
Is circus college worth it?

Great fucking story then.

How many boy ass's have you sodomized, gaycy

Sounds like fear+Guys in costumes=Panty dropper

Maybe the allure's in the character and not knowing what the guy really looks like.

Pennywise: Role model or spooky scary?

What's it like makin it to 34 years old and never having sex?

What's it like knowing that you will never get to have sex?

It was a good night.
It's fucking weird but damn I got a lot of ass.
I have a snap chat for my character and that actually gets me a lot of action.

That's part of it but some actually fantasize about the specific character. Jason never got laid so that proves my point I think. The governor from walking dead had a good season when that season was on.

Oddly enough leather face got a bj with the skin apron on

is everything you do an entire joke?

Op are you chubby or tall and lanky?

Do you do magic tricks

Balloon animals

What is your gimmick or schtick. Comedy, magic, friendliness etc.

Do you ever sit at home and look in the mirror and have a sad clown moment?? I feel like I would do that shit.

> The governor from walking dead had a good season when that season was on.

Kek, what a strange sentence to string together.

Gravity
Light reflection
A couple guys have gotten heated when I mess with their wife's but nothing serious
Nope. I wish I stayed with my college major. But what can I say, I'm a clown
Yes
Neither, cringe worthy
I wouldn't know
I don't know, I haven't really got it a thought
Tall and lanky
No, magic is for magic men
Yes, I can make a mean dog
Crude comedy
Does wanting to hang myself count?

How much do you make monthly/ annually? Seriously interested, you're user so you don't have to be embarrassed or anything.

About 2,000 on good months
I'm not good at numbers
But I make somewhere around 49-50k a year. I live in a big city and I do travel quite often

I have been enjoying the Hell outta this Sup Forumsro! Glad you posted tonight.
Do you have fellow clown "co-workers" that you work at events with? Like, not necessarily doing the haunt stuff but children's parties or large family-friendly events?