She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
get shy. run away
then hang out with OP on Sup Forums.
Fucked bigger, let's smash
Eat that pu-pu platter and come back for seconds 30 minutes later.
Turn 360 and walk away.
Make her cosplay skinny waifus
Low standards, i would bang
This is serious. In my ventures, I've encountered many landwhales who flirt with you and contrary to popular belief, ignoring them doesn't work. It makes women like you more.
Here's what you do when a fat woman hits on you
>Be obnoxious
>Talk about disgusting fetishes and creep her out
>Flirt back and make jokes about having kids with her
Most of the time, they'll dip and think you're crazy. If you ignore them, they won't go away and they'll think you're only being stand-off-ish because you like them. I have no idea why women think like that but... women.
360 is the same way
LOL NEWFAG SPOTTED
HAHAHAHAA THIS SOS FUNNY
:D :)
Vomit.
Ask her if she’ll love me long time and if she denies, offer her one mirrion dorrar to love me long time
hands you a platinum mancard.
farken vomit, cunt.
Honest question.
How do you fuck a girl that big? Do you have to lift up fat or search for a wet spot? Do you have to manually pry her legs apart?
I just can't into the idea of a disgusting fat girl.
Complain to the manager; Whale has no place in sushi.
You insert your penis into her belly-button.
say the fgt who took the bait.
You stick your dick in her. It's not rocket science, fag.
Shes asian enough for me I'd fuck her. Bet she gives amazing head.
Considering the size and softness of her ass, I bet hotdogging (titty-fuck but with the butt) her would be amazing too.
I don't really like fat girls but she could be an amazing fuck
Reminds me overhearing fat drunk girl.
>I like to lay on my back with my head over the edge and let Berry fuck my mouth
I can't its too much for me
Considering she's a porn star, it wouldn't surprise me.
Shes 5'4 would have to fuck
Fat short chicks, my boner
Lock eyes with her and point, aggressively, to my "REMBER PORL HARBER" bumper-sticker.
And then introduce her to your fat man
Ayy, kek. Sadly, I've got a little boy.
roll
You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir.
Put that bitch on weight watchers.
Zing.
Zoe Quinn?
Not really my game, but I'm single and horny, so I guess I'd still hit that. If sex is good, I might even keep her for some time.
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>my ventures
dude just... just no
compare her face with my matrioska
Get her on top, grab the rolls on the sides and hope it's in her snatch that's the wet spot you're humping. Pump, dump, run.