They are all here to see you. What do you say?

They are all here to see you. What do you say?

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I gotta be honest folks. This may seem crazy, and it is, but I just warped here in this conference hall from my apartment. I have no idea why I'm here or what function this is, but I don't know what's going on at all. Yes I'm aware of how crazy this sounds, but believe me, this is more upsetting for me than any of you. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to throw up now. If anybody has a glass of water I can have, that would be lovely. Also, I don't know the password to this phone in my pocket, so if anybody can lend me their phone so I can call my family or a friend to let them know why I'm missing. Also, what country are we in? What's the date and time? Thank you.

Hi, Settle down... Thanks.... Hello and thanks for coming everyone. As you know, My name is Josh Dean, Chairman of Bronycon, and I'd like to welcome all of you to Bronycon 2018. Normally, I'd get started into the welcoming ceremony, but there is an issue that has been brought to my attention. Please don't be alarmed, but the FBI has the building surrounded, and has gotten search warrants for every person who purchased a ticket, signed by Jeff Sessions himself. They'll be coming around, gathering up all your electronics and belongings and checking for child pornography, as well as any mlp porn featuring humanized underage characters. Anyone who resists will be arrested.

Again, please be patient and allow them to do their jobs. Welcome to Bronycon 2018.

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
>Thunderous applaus
>I'm awarded medals for best live cast, best solo show, best q&a, and best live read
>I accept a $10,000 check
>I shout lick lick lick my balls!
>thunderous applaus again, uproar as agents are being called left and right
>WHO IS THIS GENIUS?
>the entire con starts to flood into the room
>I am approached by men in black suits guiding me out of the con
>I am taxi'd out to my now privately owned jet
>I am flown to Hawaii to a private resort specifically held just for me
>as I lay back in my beach chair sipping a long island ice tea as I watch the sun go down I whisper to myself
>and thats the waaaaay the news goes

Traps are gay

Enjoy your evening

So, did ANY of you bring their sexdolls?

I've always wanted to read the Navy Seal Pasta to a live audience

Is that a boy or girl leaning against dad, right in front of microphone?

They look non-binary, so technically neither.

Anime is the worst thing to happen to cartoons.

Nintendo video games are trash.

Girl in the front row with the red hair, would you be my girl friend?

Cracked me up bro
11/10

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i want someone to hold a speech like this somewhere.

You with yellow shirt and beatle haircut
I cannot be certain , however Show tits or GTFO

I here to inform you that I’m a registered sex offender

Rise up and stop crying
Its time to do or die
Bullets gonna fly
It's a homicide

I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
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Thank's for the support, I'll do my best

I just received a large sum of your parents money to inform you that I was hired to tell you how much of a disappointment you are to your parents and your family name

Kill whitey

Marriage is what brings us together today

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Surprise Giveaway" prize presentation.
You are all here because we wrote to you telling you that you'd one a prize in our promotional draw.
Here's the first surprise: That was a lie.
Here's the second surprise: You were all invited here due to the outstanding bounties on your heads.
As you passed through a metal detector to enter the room, we know that none of you are armed.
When your name is called out, please make your way to the rear of the room to be taken into custody. Resistance will be met with force, and further charges may be added against you.

Now what´s the deal with sexdolls?

I was going to watch the Finals for LoL world champs at the movies... but this as remind me what i will be walking into.

perhaps i should stay home.

Not one nigger in here

How in the fuck did I get from clinically depressed neet to on a stage giving a speech at a nerdy convention? 50/50 odds on it being a videogame or a self help book.

F U C K O F F !

Is ok to say Nigger in public, it is just a word.

I come to you all today, to change your lives. Now, who here wants to sell Amway for me?

Portland retro game expo. Lel.

Which one were you?

Hello Sup Forums thank you for coming. We hope you will enjoy your time here today.

so is jerk, would you like being called that faggot?

I framed Stephen paddock

Actually, its not a meme, kiddo. Its an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say its brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldnt share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really dont even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andys Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.

That's an awful hot coffee pot

Fuck you all...

Play some D and D

I want to play a game...

Now folks, each one of these amazing knives is hand hammered from a fistful of collectible coins. Now I know what you're thinking folks, "but Jim, you sell a handful of collectible coins for $79.95, so this knife must cost at least twice that!" You would think so folks! But today only I'm selling my coinknife out the door for a price so low you'd think I've lost my mind! But before I tell you how much, let me show you the pocket rotisserie I'm going to throw in for free! I think you're going to love it.

I think maybe the person in the very back raising their hand? Possible?

>master race

Nah son. Too many faggots to be my crowd.