Why aren't you browsing Facebook?

Why aren't you browsing Facebook?

Unfunny jokes and stale content.

Excellent survey sir.

dont have one.

Because they zucced the best maymays

facebook is the biggest privacy invasion of all time.

Will you vote for me in 2020, for President? Thank you.

Is Facebook still a thing...?

Yes, it is. Get on it, please.

I dont like the way hes looking at me

Because the people that matter in my life I find time to speak to them in person and also I can't deal with all the fucking bullshit posted on there.
> gay faggot updated his status to smug
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

As long as you clalify

>Why aren't you browsing Facebook?
Don't have farcebook. Nor twatter. Nor shitchat

Cause my stoyle aint high enough to not get blocked

Stale jokes and unfunny content

You're clearly retarded.
Facebook serves the only purpose to look into your friends bikini pictures

Because I'm not so egotistical as to believe anyone actually gives a damn about my hobbies,daily activities, or interests.

Im fucking over fb

But, people do. They are your friends! Get over here, right now! I'll make you sign in, or even create an account if you have to!

I don't have friends.

I will be your friend, though!

...

marky mark pls

Unfunny post, normies, clickbait, stolen content... Ect

Im ashamed of my contacts tbh.
Everyone is seeking attention and acts like a fucking pleb. A 30 yrs old smart buddy sends me invites to that fucking farming browser game thingy.

Was there for 3 months and quitted after

Wasn't instagram made for that purpose?

Because I can't block Mark Zuckerberg

I can't get the zucc

Because its mostly a shit hole. Tired of seeing horoscopes, my retarded peers trying to speak politics and sharing nigger memes and conspiracy theories, old fucks, and dumbfucks who've tried confronting me about unfriending them.

Im still on there for some of the fb groups im in but I never check out my news feed anymore