You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.
You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast
Krispy Kreme donuts
Penis
/eot
Why the beans?
Throw some fruit on the side then it'll be good.
Proper English Breakfast delivery on Just Eat
Steak, potatoes, and baked beans.
An English breakfast with an extra sausage instead of fried tomatoes and mushrooms. Also why are the fucking beans separate?? That's fuckeries.
There is fruit on that plate, asshat.
That's not an English breakfast, muslims don't eat bacon.
looks like the same shit i eat with the exception of the beans. i don't find them palatable early in the morning. i'll stick to my corned beef hash, toast, eggs and potatos with coffee.
Anything not containing beans. So maybe a small glass of orange juice half a toasted and buttered bagel, egg white omelette and 2 pieces of either sausage or bacon whichever you prefer.
Getting dubs, bitch
Love that Hp sauce my dude
Who overcooked that beautiful fucking steak
Knee-high boots and leggings as pants being a popular fashion among females under age 35
2 full English breakfast
Fuckin where? That shit looks pretty nasty. Im taking like melons or strawberries or something
That steak looks so fucking overdone its not even funny anymore.
Probably someone that likes it that way?
Maybe some hashbrowns with this as well and it'd be perfect. Better than a lunch
>no vegetables
Shutup you fucking animal nobody willingly eats meat like that it goes against every sense of taste and carnivore instinct
I can't that looks so good
'the fuck is with the toast??
>here's your two slices of toast.. with a block of butter on top
Beans are too water
I prefer scrambled w/ ketchup
Other than that everything looks fine. Have no idea what the hell HP sauce is though
Everything
It doesn't matter how the steak was cooked he was talking about steak in general
hp sauce is a more tangy bbq sauce
>You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.
A better looking English breakfast>
there's no correcting autism
>1 sausage link
>1 bacon strip
How horrifying
>no idea what the hell HP sauce is
Even this Burger can detect the Burger.
> 'Merica proper breakfast is none.
Skip the mushrooms. Woodland elves jizz on them.
Checked, but he was right, you know...
No need for a capital B on breakfast.
yeah it's not like I made it obvious or anything.
also I'm Texan. I had brisket this morning. Steak yesterday. way better than any typical American eats.
Guess not
capital 'B'*
Daily BBC
Did i win?
Single quotes aren't applicable. You should get cancer and die.
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Crêpes
faggot detected
Kill yourself so I can use your blood as lube for Steak in general cannot be enjoyed that way dummy
You're missing the black pudding
No one has black pudding in an all day breakfast. No one.
You're either posh or not from England.
A new and original thread
I’d take that over a proper English breakfast
Any other breakfast
Dying of GRID
>brisket
Hurr durr
Muh processed meat
KYS
Polish Kiełbasa.
You wake up, go take a piss, quick shower, take one pęto of kiełbasa from your fridge, one or two slices of bread and you're good to go.
Ten times faster and ten times tastier.
Pretty much nothing beats a full English, but that's a boys/leftwingers portion size, poor representation of the real thing.
Nutella
It's okay user. I figured you would get upset. I mean, I would be I was so piss poor that I had to eat the same, generic off-brand cheerios every morning.
It's all good user. We all have our places in the world. Embrace yours.
Not him but I am VERY English.
Black pudding is the best.
Black pudding usually costs extra but I'm more than happy to pay extra for black pudding.
That shit is tasty!
>implying lefties eat anything other than kale and semen
>Muh processed meat
found the vegan. go back to eating the 'other' meat faggot
a vegan english brekkie
cmon man, us brits have always led the world to better morals...its time to start again
lol fuckin yanks man
wel processed meat is really bad for ya...im not the health police tho
>found the insecure meatcuck who wont provide justification to a needless holocaust
Black pudding is an integral part of the fry up, southern pansy detected
You have 10 SECONDS to make a better thread.
>implying most lefties are not meat cucks
which i thought Sup Forums would be enlightened enough to find hilarious as it is hugely hypocritical for any SJW to not be vegan
I'm Hope you enjoyed your fancy spam yank.
Brisket isn't even processed dumbfucks. Do you know what processed meat is?
I'm from Notts. No one has it. No one in the family has it and it doesn't come with any breakfast dish on any menus around here.
But I must be southern though. Fucking nigger.
edgy
you must love blood, evil, darkness and unwashed meat odour
you are a predator, a real man!
have this steak ready to eat - slighty overcooked and 70% of the flavour&juices is killed but I haven't found anything better
Oops
Also you can look at muh foood...
>a vegan english brekkie
you must be vegan. you can't even reply correctly. .
nice strawman
>no skinny corpsemunchers exsist
m8 i know you are b8n, but please try harder
Fuck you, I'm drunk!
never heard of brisket and dont care to look it up, if its an animal product and you are a westerner, then you are immoral
he really is a disgusting creature...bet he is far left...how is his face so fat?
>never heard of brisket and dont care to look it up
in other words
>hurr durr i reply to shit i know nothing about 'cause im a dumbfuck vegan
The memes write themselves, holy shit haha
Don't know or don't care.
Yee haw cowpoker
ur mom a strawman
lobster linguine
The Full Scottish beats all.
Reddit much?
Please
Go
Home
With
Your
Faggotry
>literally the same fucking thing, just re arranged
wow sounds delicious user
Fuck off jock cunt!
Retard, Full Scottish has haggis, black pudding and tattie scones.
a blowjob
100:1 that guy voted Remain/Hillary
no, i dont need to know exactly what is is...
if you had to needlessly murder/exploit to get it, its immoral
im not a liberal or millenial, nice strawman lol
this pic tho...saved
no i voted leave
why the fuck is needless murder/rape a right/left topic now?
oh you meant the guy in the pic, my bad
yeah he is a commie...pic of him with a cake with the commie flag on it
All disgusting gay shit. Hopefully you'll die soon.
>Full Scottish
Other than the haggis(?) that's the same bud. Looks delicious nonetheless.
You missed the black pudding and the tattie scone
>know exactly what is is...
Gift keeps on giving.
Yea, vegetarian English breakfast for me. Just swap out the sausage for tofu sausage and trade out the other meat for some fruit. Good shit. Wish I had it more often.
KYS
Eggs?
You just ate a baby chicken.
>millions of abortions a year
but those aren't human beings, right?
>inb4 hurr durr strawman cause i can't refute that
I am english. And from the south east so rather posh
You do know that the eggs you buy are not fertilized, yes?
>still not responding
good man
depends and what stage, thats why you cant abort after a certain stage
yea, that guy wasnt me, but to buy eggs, male chicks have to be holocausted.