You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

Krispy Kreme donuts

Penis

/eot

Why the beans?

Throw some fruit on the side then it'll be good.

Proper English Breakfast delivery on Just Eat

Steak, potatoes, and baked beans.

An English breakfast with an extra sausage instead of fried tomatoes and mushrooms. Also why are the fucking beans separate?? That's fuckeries.

There is fruit on that plate, asshat.

That's not an English breakfast, muslims don't eat bacon.

looks like the same shit i eat with the exception of the beans. i don't find them palatable early in the morning. i'll stick to my corned beef hash, toast, eggs and potatos with coffee.

Anything not containing beans. So maybe a small glass of orange juice half a toasted and buttered bagel, egg white omelette and 2 pieces of either sausage or bacon whichever you prefer.

Getting dubs, bitch

Love that Hp sauce my dude

Who overcooked that beautiful fucking steak

Knee-high boots and leggings as pants being a popular fashion among females under age 35

2 full English breakfast

Fuckin where? That shit looks pretty nasty. Im taking like melons or strawberries or something

That steak looks so fucking overdone its not even funny anymore.

Probably someone that likes it that way?

Maybe some hashbrowns with this as well and it'd be perfect. Better than a lunch

>no vegetables

Shutup you fucking animal nobody willingly eats meat like that it goes against every sense of taste and carnivore instinct

I can't that looks so good

'the fuck is with the toast??
>here's your two slices of toast.. with a block of butter on top

Beans are too water
I prefer scrambled w/ ketchup
Other than that everything looks fine. Have no idea what the hell HP sauce is though

Everything

It doesn't matter how the steak was cooked he was talking about steak in general

hp sauce is a more tangy bbq sauce

>You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.
A better looking English breakfast>

there's no correcting autism

>1 sausage link
>1 bacon strip
How horrifying

>no idea what the hell HP sauce is
Even this Burger can detect the Burger.
> 'Merica proper breakfast is none.

Skip the mushrooms. Woodland elves jizz on them.

Checked, but he was right, you know...

No need for a capital B on breakfast.

yeah it's not like I made it obvious or anything.
also I'm Texan. I had brisket this morning. Steak yesterday. way better than any typical American eats.

Guess not

capital 'B'*

Daily BBC

Did i win?

Single quotes aren't applicable. You should get cancer and die.

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Crêpes

faggot detected

Kill yourself so I can use your blood as lube for Steak in general cannot be enjoyed that way dummy

You're missing the black pudding

No one has black pudding in an all day breakfast. No one.

You're either posh or not from England.

A new and original thread
I’d take that over a proper English breakfast

Any other breakfast

Dying of GRID

>brisket
Hurr durr
Muh processed meat
KYS

Polish Kiełbasa.

You wake up, go take a piss, quick shower, take one pęto of kiełbasa from your fridge, one or two slices of bread and you're good to go.

Ten times faster and ten times tastier.

Pretty much nothing beats a full English, but that's a boys/leftwingers portion size, poor representation of the real thing.

Nutella

It's okay user. I figured you would get upset. I mean, I would be I was so piss poor that I had to eat the same, generic off-brand cheerios every morning.
It's all good user. We all have our places in the world. Embrace yours.

Not him but I am VERY English.
Black pudding is the best.
Black pudding usually costs extra but I'm more than happy to pay extra for black pudding.
That shit is tasty!

>implying lefties eat anything other than kale and semen

>Muh processed meat
found the vegan. go back to eating the 'other' meat faggot

a vegan english brekkie

cmon man, us brits have always led the world to better morals...its time to start again

lol fuckin yanks man

wel processed meat is really bad for ya...im not the health police tho

>found the insecure meatcuck who wont provide justification to a needless holocaust

Black pudding is an integral part of the fry up, southern pansy detected

You have 10 SECONDS to make a better thread.

>implying most lefties are not meat cucks

which i thought Sup Forums would be enlightened enough to find hilarious as it is hugely hypocritical for any SJW to not be vegan

I'm Hope you enjoyed your fancy spam yank.

Brisket isn't even processed dumbfucks. Do you know what processed meat is?

I'm from Notts. No one has it. No one in the family has it and it doesn't come with any breakfast dish on any menus around here.

But I must be southern though. Fucking nigger.

edgy
you must love blood, evil, darkness and unwashed meat odour
you are a predator, a real man!
have this steak ready to eat - slighty overcooked and 70% of the flavour&juices is killed but I haven't found anything better

Oops
Also you can look at muh foood...

>a vegan english brekkie

you must be vegan. you can't even reply correctly. .

nice strawman

>no skinny corpsemunchers exsist

m8 i know you are b8n, but please try harder

Fuck you, I'm drunk!

never heard of brisket and dont care to look it up, if its an animal product and you are a westerner, then you are immoral

he really is a disgusting creature...bet he is far left...how is his face so fat?

>never heard of brisket and dont care to look it up
in other words
>hurr durr i reply to shit i know nothing about 'cause im a dumbfuck vegan

The memes write themselves, holy shit haha

Don't know or don't care.
Yee haw cowpoker

ur mom a strawman

lobster linguine

The Full Scottish beats all.

Reddit much?

Please

Go

Home

With

Your

Faggotry

>literally the same fucking thing, just re arranged
wow sounds delicious user

Fuck off jock cunt!

Retard, Full Scottish has haggis, black pudding and tattie scones.

a blowjob

100:1 that guy voted Remain/Hillary

no, i dont need to know exactly what is is...

if you had to needlessly murder/exploit to get it, its immoral

im not a liberal or millenial, nice strawman lol

this pic tho...saved

no i voted leave

why the fuck is needless murder/rape a right/left topic now?

oh you meant the guy in the pic, my bad

yeah he is a commie...pic of him with a cake with the commie flag on it

All disgusting gay shit. Hopefully you'll die soon.

>Full Scottish
Other than the haggis(?) that's the same bud. Looks delicious nonetheless.

You missed the black pudding and the tattie scone

>know exactly what is is...
Gift keeps on giving.

Yea, vegetarian English breakfast for me. Just swap out the sausage for tofu sausage and trade out the other meat for some fruit. Good shit. Wish I had it more often.

KYS

Eggs?
You just ate a baby chicken.

>millions of abortions a year
but those aren't human beings, right?

>inb4 hurr durr strawman cause i can't refute that

I am english. And from the south east so rather posh

You do know that the eggs you buy are not fertilized, yes?

>still not responding

good man

depends and what stage, thats why you cant abort after a certain stage

yea, that guy wasnt me, but to buy eggs, male chicks have to be holocausted.