It's t-that time of the week again!

It's t-that time of the week again!
Cooking w-with Alice is here~

The only OC on Sup Forums, t-three weeks running!
Won't you c-come have a delicious home c-cooked meal with me, Anonymous?

I made it with love, just for you

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Hey, waifu. I love you.

I love you Alice.

Hi Alice, cute outfit

ayylmao

Oh yeah this happens! Yay!

-CC

Oh boy, I can't wait!

I am n-not a waifu.

Love you t-too, darling

You can wait until dinner is done!

I love you more

THERE SHE IS

nice legs

>I am n-not a waifu.

Nope, you're definitely my waifu now.

N-not possible.


Alright everyone, t-todays dish is simple Meatballs! Takes about 20 minutes to make them and the meat is inexpensive, s-so you have no excuse for not at least t-trying it Anonymous!

I'm watching godzilla 2000

god why

Yes it is, don't deny

You faggots do realise its a trap?

I'm a vegan you dumb bitch

Goddamn I love you

I fucking wish you death. I hate you. Step on some fucking legos bitch!

N-not possible.

It'sa m-me! Alice-o!

T-thanks~ I've g-got you beat on the bottoms, but you've g-got me beat on the tops

no way man, she's too bad at games to be a dude. check out her streams, she's definitely a girl with that skill level

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cause I'm waiting for a pizza and need to kill time before Stranger Things Season 2

Then g-get the fuck out of my t-thread.

N-no thank you. First w-we need to select a tea.

pa pa pa papapap paaaa!
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Can't wait, can't wait! I'm so hungry!

...oh wait, it's raw meat. Maybe I should.

You do realise the dick only makes it better right?

You aren't even remotely convincing

XX Female actually.

>being a vegan
>calling other people dumb bitches
lmao
It's like poetry.

>s-so you have no excuse for not at least t-trying it Anonymous!

I can't cook. I have only ordered food or bought something you could easily heat up in a microwave.

That's a male voice. You have male body features.

YOU ARE A MAN

M
A
N

W-why do you hate me again?

1v1 m-me in DS1 bitch, l-let's see your game put up or s-shut up kiddo!

I d-don't have one, sadly.

Alice you have such a lovely voice

Oh

*pet pet*

I've never heard of eating meatballs "rare" so yes... be patient!

guaranteed replies tbh

can i mail you my cum?

T-to whom, d-dear? You? C-clearly you need t-to go back to a trap thread if you are t-this far gone

That voice, I love it as much as you.

B b b because y y y you a a are a d d dumb b b bitch.

And for Sup Forums ... Why do you let this cunt get away with breaking th th the rules?

Oh m-my

I'm n-not breaking the rules, s-sorry

Is that outfit a dress? Or does it have another name?

digits!

It's a s-short dress, yes

>Global Rule 13
>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

Ah, thanks

>Everyone c-can cook d-dear

that's not an avatar, it's a related pic.

"local virgin on Sup Forums frustrated that girls are on the internet, more news at 11."

What a fucking waste of quads. Your shoulders look very man like. post a picture of your cleavage if you're a woman.

much love. how are things?


don't mind the image, i picked the wrong one but im too lazy to redo captcha

Females can't into touhou, she's definitely a man

Yes, and I am n-not using avatars

How do I ensure my balls are cooked to a high enough temperature that when ingested no one dies?

naw man, i used to think that too, then i saw her streams and realized that she's a woman and there's no doubt about it too.

>i'm not using avatars

I've p-posted a bikini picture before d-dear, and what in t-the world do you think is manly about my shoulders? They are about as narrow as an asian g-girl gets darling

C-can't complain~

I w-would recommend making sure they reach an internal temperature of 160 degrees

Chill, brah

bet you're fun at parties. what's your problem? does your faggotry give you a need to shit on everyone's parade?

Show penis

im sorry that mommy didn't hug you enough as a kid.

Always start with getting the ingredients and making a plan!

Lots of girls like Touhou. I have a community of some ~8000 members. Close to 30%-ish are genuinely female, though something closer to 40-45% have female as the gender on their profile

you first

Are u going to cook something? By the way, u have a beautiful voice.

When is the right time to fire an employee who is stealing money and having sex with all the co-workers? This person also makes me the most money and without him my expenses will exceed my profits. I make pants.

Alice always cook the fridays.

>C-can't complain~

D-don't have one, sorry

P-probably "immediately".

*laughs* W-what, am I r-really that bitchy?

...

post the bikini pictures again, till then i'm not fucking buying it.

>I'll go through it step b-by step just for you Anonymous

post boobies pls

Do you want a successful business or an ethical business? Everyone is replaceable, your corporate image is not.

*pat*

no, she knows it.

F-feel free to do so

if she stream touhou she isn't "too bad at games to be a dude" unless she can't even 1cc them on easy modo

>*laughs* W-what, am I r-really that bitchy?

Not him, but yes you are. You also weren't very helpful during yesterday's thread.

where do you get your meat? supermarket?

She hasn't streamed Touhou? What the fuck are you even talking about??????

faggot. i bet you'll jack off to this image

y no boobies?

fuck i got the wrong image
i cant find it

HEH

SUPER HEH

I'D EVEN GO AS FAR TO HEHEHEHEHEHE

your thread is bored and this shit is dead move on retard

its been real dry in LA and my nose is so fucking dried out. it hurts to breathe in right now. i dont have any nose drops or saline or whatever. anyone got tips on how to wet my nasal cavity so im not in agony everytime i breathe? besides killing myself, blood etc

Sounds interesting, are you going to cook some meat ?! Or will it be spaghetti?

I c-can 1CC SDM lunatic, w-who the hell do you think I am?!

*blinks* I h-helped quite a few people yesterday, but I AM sick; I probably should have just n-not run a thread, but I thought I c-could handle it.

I'm sincerely apologetic if I wasn't able to help you, however.

Omaha steaks!

B-because I'm not that k-kind of girl.

D-doesn't seem too boring to me

thank you bwa, it's nice to know that im appreciated around here

Alice, what do you think of images like this?

>I c-can 1CC SDM lunatic, w-who the hell do you think I am?!
It would be nice to see that.

JUST t-the meat

Is it okay if I masturbate to you, Alice?

>I'm sincerely apologetic if I wasn't able to help you, however.

No need, but next time wait till you are not sick anymore.

can you post a pic of your bra then?

I'll b-be playing cuphead soon I t-think

Well, this is certainly going smoothly!

I get to see my girlfriend tomorrow Alice! Then I get to back down there for good on the 2nd or 3rd!

Arrested-for-possession-of-heroin-user here.

>SDM
>not EoSD or Koumakyou

Let's download that LOCKY variant where it forces you to play UFO until you get 2 million points on lunatic

I appreciate a lot of people, you are one of them :3

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Where are the burn scars? Why are your hands so big? Why are you so flat chested?