Would you?

Would you?

maybe sugarcubes-era bjork

Not even Debut or Post? Homogenic?

Fuck yes I would without hesitation. It'll be a wild time no matter fucking what.

100% yes

What would you do to her user?

Would I what?

Whatever she wants. Anything she thinks of would be far better than anything I could.

"fuck" her

'bork' her

This is a good attitude to have. What do you think she'd want?

nah, she's a slut

It's Björk, so I don't know. The best I can hope for is being able to satisfy her desires.

Yeah it would help me bond with goldie and we could become mates

Lots of experience.

Measurements will be needed to judge if you could give sufficient pleasure.

She makes the measurements, ergo why all I can do is hope to satisfy.

I meant the size of your dick, user.

8 inches fully erect, and no you're not getting any pictures. Since I can't even bother to pretend like this thread has any inclination toward actual Björk discussion anymore I should probably leave.

Good enough, user. Goodbye!

I want her to caress me as I suck on her breast until she lactates into my mouth. (I'd swallow every drop of milk)

i don't find her attractive desu

Faggots

Would I what? Hug her? Yes.

yes

thoughts?

Can we make another one sentence each fanfic? I'll start

After a long day of performing, Bjork needed to find a way to relax her sweaty, exhausted figure.

No Bjork is really ugly. She's gross and looks like she would smell bad.

But then she decided that life is pointless and shot herself in the face

bymp

Same

Gays leave this thread.