Look, can the admin please do something about the celeb cancer? This is getting out of hand...

Look, can the admin please do something about the celeb cancer? This is getting out of hand. There is ALWAYS at least one, sometimes two or three celeb threads on thr front page, and always by the same fucking people.

This is getting worse than log cancer.

I'd welcome it if more people used the respective boards for their stuff, especially all the porn.
I love porn, but I'd rather see it on /s/, /gif/, /hc/ /h/, /e/ and so on.

I'd welcome if they died horrible, horrible deaths full of skin lesions and internal organs melting. The celeb retards are the stupidest, most fanatical, most fucking damaged sacks of turds on Sup Forums -- and that's pretty fucking astounding.

Sounds like they should go to /soc/.

The worst one is the s-s-s-s-s-stutter guy, the one who samefags his own threads, doing absolutely cringeworthy erp with himself, sometimes for hundreds of messages.

we are supposed to flood those cancerous threads with funny maymays (awkward frog, penguin, doggo of encouragement, spoodermoon etc etc)
it's Sup Forumss fault cancer is allowed to run amok here.
oh and the mods who allow that shit to be spammed all fucking day.

The new Queen of Sup Forums disagrees.

There's a limit to how much you can do. I've shut down a couple of them with Spiderman, but each one took 20+ minutes to dissuade them, and all they did was immediately create new threads to replace them.

Im not sure that anything is more crap than FB fap or tribute threads. Fucking pathetic.

mods dont ban or delete anything that isn't illegal on Sup Forums. you think celeb threads are bad? theres 6 active threads talking about Andy Sixx shit every fucking day

You're the same faggot spamming "sneed" on Sup Forums aren't you?

At least the fags are getting pics of teenyboppers' cocks out of the tribute and rate-my-cock threads. Who the fuck enjoys seeing the same shitty People Magazine pics of Taylor Swift posted 500 times by someone ERPping with an affected stutter?

Why don't you just not click on them? There's like a hundred threads to choose from. One of them being something you don't like is nothing.

kek I think he is

there are 150 threads

please tell us your ideal post for Sup Forums, lest its good name be tarnished by all of these unworthy threads

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There are so many of them that they push the handful of non-cancerous threads on Sup Forums right off the bottom before anyone even has a chance to see them.

Sup Forums is a containment board, we dont give a shit about this cesspool as long as it does not spill over onto the other constructive boards. -admin

One thread somehow "pushes all the non-cancerous threads" off? And only "non-cancerous" ones?
Maybe your threads were just shit and that's why no one replied.

Let me tell you a story, newfriend. Once upon a time, Sup Forums was filled with genuine subversives who only pretended to be what it has actually now become. In those days, you could refresh the front page and always find two or three threads by storytellers with a yarn to spin which was always funny or educational or amazing, and which was told with such skill that half the fun was trying to figure out whether or not it was true.

There was a time when Sup Forums produces fads which swept over all of Western culture again and again. It was the dark heart of our society: funny, evil, and subversive.

And if you had been there, you'd be fucking depressed at what an absolute shitheap this place has become.

try desu next time

yeah this is where the mods are supposed to step in to stop the spam, because it's clearly spam being flooded here.
but alas mods are fags and spambots are allowed to flood Sup Forums with shit keeping multiple threads of their cancer up and on the front page all day long

I thought I was the only fucking one that hates these shit post celeb and tribute threads, what is the appeal to them anyway?

>openly admits to spamming threads because he personally doesn't like them
>claims others are the ones spamming

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It is how it is, find something tangible to bitch about and maybe people will talk to you.

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first time I've keked at a log post

Those are two different levels of spam though one is intra-thread while the latter in is spamming all threads on this board.

dubs logged throat clogged

so youre saying we need more celeb threads?

/b was never that good. There were moments, but they were few and far between.

No, you're trying to weakly justify your spam and nothing more.

Lyrical miracle user, did you think of that all by yourself or did you go through the arduous task of copy pasta?

Exactly.

Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you

This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these images show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens

most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt

Why is it weak? Please give an explanation rather that short thoughtless spurts of idiocy.

"My spam is different and also it's really EVERYONE ELSE who is spamming"?
Weak as fuck. The reality is you're the only one in these threads you hate that is spamming and being a shitty poster. If you don't like the threads, don't click on them.
But don't go acting like others are at fault when you openly admit to spamming solely to try to ruin threads.

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You're weak because you try raiding log threads and give up after 5 posts, then you get memed on like pic related

2 triggered and your assessment seems more like a projection of yourself and is laughably inaccurate.
U mad.

Note I am not the user that posted the I spam, scam post. Accept the duality and embrace the contradiction. People live their entire lives full of contradictions.

Why did you ask for an explanation if you didn't actually want one?

I still have not gotten one. So the response was that complaining about spamming when you spam is unacceptable?

Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.

Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..

There is no "other spam". Just you.

Did all the big words you had to search toward the end of your "rebuttal" give you a stroke? Unfortunately, it is quite evident you possess an infantile grasp of the English language; in addition to a unsteady understanding of the constructs basic human communication.

Duly noted. Hey everyone I am all the spam that spam ever spammed.

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath."

Mods won't do shit except take down fun threads