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Delusional millennials thread
Oliver Sanders
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Colton Lopez
HACK THE PLANET
Jace Jones
My parents are going to raise me correctly.
Julian Kelly
I never get tired of reading this
Cameron Rogers
wow, that uh... really makes you think..?
Chase Taylor
we watch dogs now
Liam Jones
What the fuck
Henry Gonzalez
No one believes that poorly thought out fairytale.
Gavin Perry
I'm sure this happened
Kevin Edwards
Found the sexist from the gym!
Grayson Hernandez
Fuck I hate these threads.
Brandon Lewis
>Ever doubting how dumb people can be
Julian Robinson
wow! thanks for damaging my equipment and injuring my customers, have a free 12 month subscription!
Henry Bell
I refuse to believe someone sat down and write this unironically
Camden Butler
this, people are dumb.
why do you think niggers still exist, if people were smart we would eliminate filth long time ago.
Blake Anderson
>he doesnt hack treadmills with his phone
its like you dont want free 12 month subscriptions, kiwi
Asher Hill
well if someone could HACK A TREADMILL from a phone id certainly give that person 12 months subscription
Dylan Scott
is it true that Spanish peeps have naps at mid day?
Leo Bailey
Cool im interested.
Can I see the proof of concept? We will pay you well to share this knowledge at the next Defcon.
Grayson Rogers
They didn't.
This was the faces of atheism on reddit.
The ones for Nazi's or Commies are all fake.
Lucas Long
We watchdogs now
Daniel Adams
Mostly in the south.
Its not like it matters to our productivity anyways since we dont have jobs.
Josiah Green
>used my phone to hack it
>50 mph
David Mitchell
>Can't run 50 mph
Do you even cardio?
Logan Campbell
Do they even make Treadmills that run that fast? What the fuck would be the point? Nobody can run even close to 50mph.
Jayden Davis
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John Ward
Better to have and not need...
What's more amazing to me is that treadmills seem to have bluetooth or WLAN nowadays.
Literally anybody with a phone could hijack the very treadmill you're using!
Joseph Perez
People in wheelchairs
John Robinson
i mean
>current year
they also have cup holders for my 34OZ polar pop
Brandon Cooper
>running on a fucking treadmill
I seriously LITERALLY fucking hope you retards dont do this. The best part of running is going out, mapping out your path of 1/2/3 miles, and getting sun and fresh air. Moving fast in a building on a conveyor belt while chad takes selfies on instagram and the air is full of sweat
Ryan Peterson
I have bad lungs, and cannot run outside, it's too cold. Part of the reason I started working out was because I needed cardio to begin recovering from this. I prefer bicycle machines, though.
Dominic Cooper
you fucking pussy. Im in california and can do 3 miles without stopping in 80-90 degree days. you have bad lungs because youre running on a conveyor belt in a trapped box.
Carter Myers
It's not unfeasible.
Nolan Russell
come on sign it and help the austria brus
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William Ramirez
Can you run outside in -30c/-22f thought?
With snow everywhere?
Jayden Reed
Most gyms put the treadmills and other faggy cardio shit far away from the weights. Even then, some places will even have a separate females area.
Jaxson Smith
Wow,you go girl!
You must have mad skills,are you the hacker they call Sup Forums?
Ethan Howard
I hate running in the heat. I sweat a lot.
John Flores
Holy shit- it's just like the soccermom threads from /k/
Jaxon Hughes
i dont know, ive never been in that weather. and only a loser would stay in an area with weather like that lol. i have occasionally gone up to some mountainous areas like big bear during winter, lots of snow. 30-40s. and it was great. the coldness neutralizes the heat you may build up while running. ive been a runner ever since 2010 and it was the best decision Ive ever made.
nigga it comes without saying. gotta learn to love your own sweat.