How do I say in Spanish that I don't speak any English?

How do I say in Spanish that I don't speak any English?

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lamo el pene de un perro y como un faco de mapache.

Heard of google translate faggot?
Spelt wrong buts basically
No abala anglaise. Watch a fucking YouTube video ya pleb

no habla ingles
to be simply put

No se hablar nada de Ingles

Me gustan los tacos.

Because I want it to sound realistic, not some proper shit. I'm stealing someones identity and I need it to be convincing.

Much appreciated

are you fucking retarded

you asked if he has heard of google translate then you post something completely wrong

the others are trying to get you to say something embarassing and gross.

This one is correct.

Just say "no english", it's close enough.

It's a faggot thread.

Necesito pinga en la boca

>mfw Sup Forums is being helpful

This is what Sup Forums has become. You guys don't even try anymore. We are Reddit 2.0 now

>I'm stealing someones identity and I need it to be convincing.
This will turn out well.

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yo no hablar espaƱol

this is old fashioned but will definitely impress people

"esto es un robo dar me todo dinero!"

no hablo espanol

me quiero taco bell

Miss Finland is beautiful.

ignore all other suggestions. if you really want to say it in spanish conversational use this...

CHENGA TU MAMA. CHUPA ME PEINO.