The day before you die, death says that you get to choose the way you die,no matter how retarded or fuck up it is...

The day before you die, death says that you get to choose the way you die,no matter how retarded or fuck up it is. What would you pic?

To go out in style.

at the end of all things by falling asleep

Literally smoking, drinking, and getting fucked by my girlfriend to death.

I chose to die in a cosmic explosion caused by the destruction of space and time, that way i live forever or take everyone and everything with me

Explode into thousands of tomatoes
Imagine that , your walking down the street and all of the sudden some guy on the other side of it starts screaming. You hear a horrifying squishing noise as thousands of tomatoes start flying out of every orifice of his body coating everything in smashed tomatoes with in a 3 meter radius. Then finally he explodes, tomato juice gushing everywhere.

swallowed alive by a python, anaconda, or other large snake

on a date with death :3

Right after killing death, then he could not kill me

A mysterious a suicide that looks like a murder

Satan has spoken

Pussy suffocation

Tortured to death slowly by this guy.

who ever said he specifically was going to kill you? it is only a name.

Choke to death on Andy sixx's delicious logs

Niuclear Weapon Downtown LA

I'd wish to not die alone.

Ask death to kill this meme.

You mean suffocation by pussy. "Pussy suffocation" would be a pussy with insufficient blood oxygen delivery.

its not a meme its just cancer.

Ah right, still want it dead.

Oh god do you even know how much it hurts to wake up to that?

I would like to die immediately after accepting the check for winning the worlds largest lottery. That way it would goto my next of kin and everyone would live well.

I would want to be killed by God in its physical manifestation.

Getting fucked by ICarly and Sam until I die from exhaustion.

from a 10 hour fuck-a-thon with Ariel Rebel, Ellen Paige, and Ariana Grande

I would die with a dick in my mouth

Count me in

DEAD BY SNU SNU!!

Implosion.

>no matter how retarded or fuck up it is.
Since we're being outlandish here I'll say while having sex

A big shot of H.

Death by eternal happiness

Death by massive fart