Why are muscle girls so perfect?

Why are muscle girls so perfect?

They aren't, unless you like wrestling in bed.

I work in tech support. One time a guy brought me his computer to fix and it had over 40gb of musclegirl porn.

>confident
>understands the meaning of hard work
>motivates you
>fun in bed

Because you're a closet faggot and it's the closest thing to a dude you can fantasize about without feeling guilty or confused.

We all know about the trap porn habbit though faggot. Just kill yourself

Because they give a shit about themselves

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>crossdressing faggots are the same as muscular women

>Takes up room in the gym
>Prioritises building muscle over female duties
>Excessive test means they're more manly
>Excellent if you're actually gay and need an outlet

You guys are fucking gross hey

Toned - yeah sure why not
Literal guns - faggot tier gay shit cover for being in to dudes

Imagine being this jelly of delicious girlgains.

>can pop your dick if she gets angry

/deltporn/

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ITT and incoming; a bunch of insecure manlets.

Who please

Yes pls

Aahahaha you guys are literally attracted to the things that make women attracted to men..

You're 100 percent confirmed confused emotionally or chemically

ITT men who most likely ate too many soy products or their parents did or drank during birth or some shit.. something turned you half gay

Aaahahahah

>Insecure

More like not mentally ill or hormonally confused, jeeking it to masculine attributes on women.

Nothing says "not a closet homosexual" like roided up women and getting hard over their manly features

You fags crack me up

@roxyqueflexx

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Thanks for proving my point LMFAO

100% insecure manlet

you fucking loser lmfao

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>Keeping feminine bodyfat

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When some dude says muscles on women is a masculine attribute, it is one confused individual... seems insecure to me.

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I have a feeling you're going to love @kikivhyce

Because you know that you will never, ever possibly score with one, therefore your crippling self-doubt and insecurity isn't an issue and you can safely fantasize about them.

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Cardio bunnies are where its at

Thoughts ? Comments ?

Dated one for a bit in my ignorant youth. They're all on steroids so they're insanely horney all of the time. I'm sexually compulsive and even I was kinda kinda... tired.

They take huge manly mega shits too because they eat so much. Protein powder farts.

They're all fucking nuts, most are buttterfaces. They work on what they can change and it turns into an obsession.

Neither one is a 'cardio bunny'. Left is too fat, and right has too much muscle you can't get with cardio. These are dancers, maybe early gymnasts.

She looks much better now.

Moar?

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Lots ;)

Eh, kind of has a trap face

i wish this lady slapped my ass daily.

Gorgeous. Got any biceps pics?

Das it mane

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Mostly ubderwear and bikini

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CUTE

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would destroy/10 but needs more muscle

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It's not my main fetish but I'm still aroused by the thought of being dommed by one of these.

she's fucking gorgeous. Who dat?

I do know, and I say for sure, steroids give the women warn sore muscles, and if anything they might not have flexibility for missionary position, instead requiring to be bend over on top off pillows or laying on their abdomen.

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I like em with a little more baby fat

This fucktard sounds like the type who beats up fairy faggots because they make him so horny.

@vladigalagan

ma nigga

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Some like muscle girls.
Some like cute traps.
It's gay either way.

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you suck at shops, or makeup

australia.jpg

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Not a shoop. Pic related is from before she started bulking.

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Because you like men in reality.

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I dated a girl who looked like an action figure for a while when I got more into strength training. All of that protein powder and god knows what else they put in their bodies makes them fart up a shit-storm 24 hours per day. If you are unfortunate enough to walk into a home where 2 or more of them live you are basically walking into a thick miasma of gas that clings to everything.

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Eat prots sweat like a pork

she used to be so hot before the boob job

they all got raped by the fathers or the brothers
so.. they bullied muscle so that won't happened again.

>he wouldn't lick her dry

Project any harder and I might be able to use you for my presentation next week.

Pic related
My gf

Forgot pic

moar pls
does she want to get big?

does she slap your ass daily?

Looks like a man, though... even has that 4 oclock shadow...

>tfw my gf doesn't want to lift with me

JDIMSA

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She's a sub so no
She wants to get bigger but with a focus on physique rather than size
She gets me to go with her I've a dad bod


Last one. Can't find more without face

WITNESSED

Gorgeous! You're a lucky man, bro.

She should try some Anavar

Different angle
Thanks, user! She's absolutely amazing!