Check out my new watch

check out my new watch
too bad the majority of poorfags like you can't even afford one
dont worry one day you'll move out of mommy room lol
god I hate poor people

Bait

Please gtfo

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guess what I saw on Sup Forums today ... there person had a super nice watch ... but the arm was fat ... everyone blasted that chick

It was the funniest shit ... almost as funny as bananas

yawn

Oh my god, what happened to your hand?

A used 1st gen iWatch? They give those away.

nothing, my thumb is just behind my hand

damn genetics!

diabeetus is my guess.

STOP BEING RUDE
LEAVE MY THREAD NOW!

> find photo of pig wearing old apple watch
> upload to Sup Forums for teh lulz
> sit back to watch fat shaming
> i am so clever

Stop posting stale pasta

Your hand looks like a package of hot dogs.

You need to see a doctor.

Did you have to get a custom band for your watch to fit your morbidly obese wrist?

An enormous one

STOP BULLYING
my doctor said im as healthly as a horse
dont you know big is beautiful?
stop being ignorant

Big CAN be beautiful. Like, curvy women with big tits and wide hips.

You're a displaced elephant. You use those hooves to shovel bags of Doritos down your swollen gullet. The only thing more disgusting than your weight is your sense of entitlement. If I said you had a fat head, I'd be right both literally and ironically.

boring pasta