/b, I get married next Saturday. Help me write my vows

/b, I get married next Saturday. Help me write my vows

you dumb bastard

don't like getting blowjobs, eh?

You poor fucker

Press F to pay respects

I. EAT. ASS.

there once was a man from nantucket.

nah.

Simple vow:
I take this woman before me to care for and love, to grow old with and learn from, to share in happiness and sadness, to be by my side as my companion, my passion, my everything, every but as much or as less as she is to me. Game on!

standard procedure.

i luv u

Ur hot and ur mine

Just about spot on Mate

enjoy your last blow Job

>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
>I want to
>Succ
>You

Christoph?

Did the church give you a 2 for 1 including a Funeral for your sex life ?

WHO PUT THE BOB IN THE BAH BA-BAH BA-BAH

Yeah, mother fucker
Sup nigga
Gangsta Rap nigga.
Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I’m %100 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I’m %200 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I’m a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don’t drink beer, I drink malt liquor
Cause I’m a nigga!
I’m a mother fuckin nigga man, I aint all that african american shit
Fuck that I’m a nigga, I aint mixed I’m a nigga
N… I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why won’t you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I don’t like livin by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you aint got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, seven dollars all wont feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why yo pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that motherfucker that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga
Mama Rag is a nigga
Durag is a nigga
Ballstics is a nigga
And I’m Uretha’s nigga
Nigga!

>roses are red
>your dress is white
>I'm gay
>give me penis
>love, OP

>they'll treat me like I don't deserve to be here

fucking crit

best part about this: this is from Reddit, and here you all support and agree with this!

Reddit's not the horrible place you all think it is. Only the people that Reddit fucked with, Oldfags from 2005 have any sort of legit gripe about them. Everyone else has just been carrying the echo of hatred to show other newfags that they're not newfags.

bait/10

I'm and oldfag from 2003 who has been lurking since 2003 when I followed moot from SA to this containment board which kept us from shitposting in Sup Forums. reddit is the worst thing happen to the internet since those two faggits sold jewtube google. reddit is what MTV wants internet forums to be.

what kind of loser hangs around this place for that fucking long? Haven't you gotten ashamed of this place?

>gotten ashamed

we were always ashamed, newfriend. what part of "containment board" did not click with you?

it clicked with me just fine- it's the fags that talked about this place in public that made me ashamed of this fucking place.