I am the eternal dragon. State your trips and your post will be granted

I am the eternal dragon. State your trips and your post will be granted.

I want to be able to turn into a woman so I can make sick degrading porn of myself to jerk off to when I change back into a guy

The panties of a hot babe.

What do you even do with the balls sick bastard

what everybody else does with their balls
fuck your ma

BITCH PLEASE!

I'm tryna be the ultimate crip

Gimme dat dragon dick

tits or gtfo

>tfw no dragon bf to kidnap me

Make me Hitler so i can finish what i started.

PIC OF SHARPIE IN OP'S BUTTHOLE.
REQUIRES TIMESTAMP AND MESSAGE THAT SAYS "SUBSCRIBE TO KEEMSTAR"

make a good video game exist, i am bored

Make Sup Forums great again

Just a gf

I want the ability to save and load my life, while keeping memories of any parts that get inevitably overwritten

Sup Forums was never even good

I shall roll for this a total of three times, to appease trips jesus.

>roll 2

Make me not be a poor fag anymore

I BELIEVE IN HE TRIP LORDS

count to infinity plz

2times ofc

>roll 3

my DICK

Complete control over time through an easy to use GUI that only I can see that can be turned on and off at will

Gf

daddi?

you are clearly a newfag or have no understanding of relatively good

I wish alchemy was as awesome in real life as it is in that manga/anime, fullmetal alchemist.

If trips I become the dragon and destroy myself

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Shenron (神シェン龍ロン I wish for at least 10 Bit Coin Please BTC: 1KVWYs durcZHccafJD
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That faggot orders his sauce only pizza from dominoes

I wish for eternal life so that I may become the most powerful fighter in the universe.

Want to have confidence in myself and learn how to form actual connections to people so I don’t come off as a dick all the time

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I want Harambe to get his justice. Trips get.

control of the illuminati

To defeat all opponents at the multiverse tournament.

so close, super kami bigger longer and uncut guru

I wish for all good jews to die. The bad ones can stay alive, so we can identify and monitor them and kill them later after we dismantle their structures and schemes.

can i have unlimited butthash to poopsmoke for the rest of my life? all i do is getting high as shit nigger all day from poopsmoking butthash

Pornhub premium for life

I want free control over time and be able to do anything related to it.
Such as (bot not limited to):
Time stop
Rewind time
Control time of specific things
Time travel
Fast forward
Make the duration of something longer/infinite

I wish for this guy to never get any wish

lol

That faggot orders his sauce only pizza from dominoes

niggers tongue my anus

hmm

wat

I want to be happy

Sharpie in OPs pee hole.

I want to be friends with Ashley again.

I wish for this guy to not get any wish about me not getting any wish

singles get

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I wish I got trips

I want a pony.

I wish for quads

I agree
I wish captchas didn't ask me 7 times if I'm a robot

I want a pony.

piss

i want my gf to have better gains in her exercise and diet, she deserves to lose the weight and feel better about herself

i guess dubs are fine

I want trips.

Oh mighty eternal dragon, I wish for another world war

I wish I could get sweet, sweet revenge on Canada for all it has done to me & put me through

ayyy lmao my wish is granted

Way to go user, you fucked it all up...

To actually get that girl I've always wanted, and a new 3DS since my dumbass just broke it.

hahahaha

i mean my reply to myself was trips so...

Nuke India. All if it.

I want to hold Ashleys hand.

i want viki

So close bro. No puss puss for you

i want to be satan

fuck.

I want a world tournament. With the Final round against Chuck Norris.

Lmao
Originalio

I want money.

Your wish..is granted..!

I wish I was fucking dead. Too bitch to do it myself

reroll.

Reroll with same wish

Id like to become extremely wealthy

I WISH FOR MY POWER TO BE MAXIMUM

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ayo thanks man

I wish to die

rollin' for this nigga, let him have some peace and quiet

Death to all jews.

dubdubs have got to account for something

I wish for quads

1488 getto, heil hitler

fuck i suck at this

DEATH TO THE JEWS

I wish for peace and harmony on Sup Forums

I wish for more dank bud to smoke out my bong :)

I wish to make it as an artist