ITT: we describe video games poorly and anons try to guess the game. Last one died

ITT: we describe video games poorly and anons try to guess the game. Last one died

>slippery bois
>baseball bats
>insta death water

Imfamous 2 (jk)
GTA (III/Vice City/Liberty City Stories)

>be rat
>sister kidnapped
>mask guy
>ride monsters
>this franchise used to be good

hint: it's 2D

Ratchet and clank

>be cop
>framed for murder
>don't care too many tickets to write

not what I was thinking but accurate

beat cop

>cuckboi
>live in desert with fake grandpa
>big ass space bug pulls up
>meet dad(?)
>dad gives sword
>meet 2 sad bois
>go to space with sad bois
>also edgy man and waifu
>fuckin cat captain
>run outta gas
>meet second waifu
>Big ass city
>meet third waifu (possible loli)
>arrested
>dog fight but with bugs
>edge lord triple crosses bad guys
>find mom
>fight mom
>back in the fuckin desert
>magic planet
>the fuck
>bad guys really love their boat
>blow it up
fuckin japanese

>is captain

winer is u

kek bless

What is it ..


>be squirrel
>fuck shit up
>Nintendo 69

Conkers bad fucking furry day?

>main guy has hair
>sibling has a similar amount of hair
>there are lizards with mobile homes

it was Crash Bandicoot: clash of the titans

im stupid lmao

I used to play this one game that was pretty great. You played a guy named Mark. I think he had a brother.

>be a bear
>have retarded friend bird

Fuck yea conkers bad fur day was the shit lol
Absolutely not lol

bang Jo Kazooweemama

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

life's favourite

>be cop
>framed for murder
>start gang war
>eat nothing but pills
>watch TV
>more slow-mo than Matrix

max paine

i guess, that one Mafia game for the xbox
can't quite remember

Max Payne.

Gta san andreas?

Hint: first one came out in 1995

this is tingling something in my guts, but i can' fucking remember

That's was she said.

>be roach
>live life
>end game

not even funny nor even made sense

kill yourself
what game is it btw

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH i know this one, but i don't know how it's called

pretty memey tbh

It's called The I Watch Too Much TV Game.

It was Worms

Crash Bandicoot

Oooh

>have friend toad
>he falls down a hole
>out of nowhere tank