/nzg/ - New Zealand thread

/nzg/ - New Zealand thread

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ID's are back.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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reeee

Auckland stoner, returned and reporting

Will suck dick in dunedin for $45

Rep located.

nice script faget

lmao no

john key save rave

Wellington here.

Anyone know this chick?

Hello, boys!

Yes his name is 7

How did you get this picture of me?

not falling for that one, user

Weather, how is it, where you are?

Can't be cat, she'd do it for free.

Fucking not bad, was about 22 ish here today in good old Dunners... had a bit of mist coming in from sea but thats fine!

KEK

$60 and you've got a deal

deal, meet me at the bottle-o at 3am

> this

GET FUCKED CUNTS

nice dubs cunt

what's her name?

sup fellow cuntrymen?

not much, just drinking beer and listening to music, and you?

getting ready to go back to work tomorrow. you?

eating a burger and nursing a hangover

So Gaynazi is back..... where the fuck is IDbro??

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idbro killed himself after lorde dumped him.

Lying in bed, contemplating the waste of time my life is.

at least you got dubs

Dunners reporting.

How was your Sunday?

Back from my walk, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=j3rYsC2_QHk

Ctown?

How was your walk, lad?

Yeah, good, except I picked the wrong flower I was supposed to nick from these peoples gardens so me old girl can grow it.

Has the white, the yellow, but not the orange.

how do i get gf pls

I've got an orange Sharpie kicking about if you want to genetically engineer it into the right flower

with the powers of estrogen and a buttplug you can become your own gf

>tfw no 420

Lads, wot, pls?

How do i get a chick who's ghosting me to reply on messenger?

alyssa gardner

you know her? Do tell . .

Hahah! John Key at it again lamo

we do not talk about those beasts

which ones?

Send her a dick pic

attempt suicide

shes got a nice ass though. small tits

Maybe I could just send her a random pic of some cut wrists and make her think it's me

or maybe you could attempt suicide for thinking thats a good idea

damn. she's cute. Got anymore?

i got none of her apart from some pantie pics i got of her when i was around at hers once

just half ass it like the rest of the attempted suicide fags do, no one ever actually attempts it and fails, if you want to kill yourself you get it done pretty easily

post pls

Gday brother.
I've had a good day. Haven't done a fucking thing.
What about yourself sir? Anything to report from your weekend?

cant sorry. thats my fap material

ffs dude, she stopped talking to you weeks ago, stop being such a loser and go meet someone new

I'm sick of your whining. Fuck.

I shall post some of another welly girl in return if you do . .

heres a welly girl

whats everyone doing tonight?

allll the welly girls haha

post more Alyssa

wish i could but shes my fap material! bwaahah

Right now sitting on the couch. Tshirt and boxers. Got a quilt on me. Just finished a cup of tea and crumbs out of a bag of Bluebird Sour cream and chives. Watching the Simpsons.
Just signed up for a new cryptocurrency. Thinking about getting my shit together for work tomorrow so I don't have to rush around too much in the morning.

gopnikcoin OP

contemplating my existence whilst eating sausages and chips.

That's a shame. How do you know her?

She's an annoying cunt, and is really into age play stuff like playing with coloring books and acting like a baby. Can link you to her fetlife if you want to message

Took a proper look at my payslip earlier and discovered that those bastards in the beehive take almost $200 from me every week so that jacinda bitch gets 400k a year and still get a everything paid for! What an outrage

do it

use to go around as her human fucktoy. sometimes i even go back around just to watch her sleep

Be a nice change from working your arse off. How's things in general, what's new?
I'm just passing the days, mate. Went for a nice drive yesterday with the boes though, parked up overlooking the harbour and had fish and chips.
Sweet fuck all. Shitposting and listening to some tunes. What are you up to, user?

But she sleeps with her ex

nah i got her fetlife. fucked her once. loose as fuck

>loose as fuck
Figuratively or literally?

half the time

she's stripped it right back, I guess someone spooked her, usually a solid 50 pictures on there

fetlife.com/users/5696097

Snap: taylevision

literally

But she lives with him. They have to share a bed cos she can't afford a place of her own

now this bitch is tight. not much to look at but its the ugly ones that can fuck like a horny whore

before that. she lived with her grandad for abit

sweet fuckall myself, just finished a joint and considering food

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